Welcome to September, virgins! It's time for me to extract y..
🕑 Added 2024-09-09 14:00:52 +0000 UTC
Welcome to September, virgins! It's time for me to extract your ***virgin tax*** from you for the month. I talk a lot about how our little group of virgins is growing. I'm shocked that there are so many of you. How have you all managed to be virgins this long?? I also welcome "born again" virgins, who realize their place in life is to not bother women, and to stay home alone stroking instead.
