Today is BUNDT CAKE DAY π
I know... I don't know why everyt..
🕑 Added 2021-11-15 20:11:57 +0000 UTC
Today is BUNDT CAKE DAY π
I know... I don't know why everything in existence needs an official day either. But I do enjoy finding ways to cuck you that are fitting with national celebrations.
And when I saw a picture of a Bundt Cake while I was looking into what this day means, it dawned on me. Most men have access to 3 holes that you don't. Mouths, pussies, ass holes - they're all off limits to you because of that tiny cock. It's no wonder loser cucks end up fucking apple pies and their vacuum cleaners.
But though you have 3 holes you'll never be allowed to experience again, Bundt Cake Day reminds me that there are many holes left for you to enjoy. And I don't expect you have a Bundt cake lying around, but I still think you should use this opportunity to go and stick that cock in a variety of interesting holes.
Want to send me the pictures of your completed task? Just tip $5 when you send them to guarantee I'll open them.
Want me to EXPOSE your completed task pics? Tip $20 and I'll post them on Twitter.
