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"Certain port cities in the Ömnö Islands have reputations as dens of ubiquity, with rumors of ancient, taboo sexual practices and bizarre beliefs persisting into modern day..." -Yog the Lesser, Histories "Oh, he's under the dock."--Ömnöan saying, meaning "he will not come...

pet names

nothin like the feeling of a brand new trigger word!

july 5th

3:30 am, the barbecue had been over for about half an hour, and you headed into the backyard to clean up some spare solo cups when you hear someone call out."come on in!" the big oaf in the deflating kiddie pool says, clearly loaded. you didn't recognize him (how'd he even get invite...

spf 50

sun protection is no laughing matter! get in there!

late to the ren faire

*sound effect of tires burning rubber*

campground showers

Showers are terrible!Review of Northumberland State Park☆☆☆☆✬ Reviewed 22 June 2023 via mobileI can only comment on the showers (as we are staying at a different campground but allowed access here)...The showers are awful! The water pressure was horrible, the drains were clogged, and the c...

dadzonk: special delivery

Micah had just finished doing laundry when his phone buzzed. Could it be? Already? He had only just put in the order yesterday...The stoat checked his phone and saw a text from an unknown number saying "your order has been delivered. enjoy!" accompanied by a picture of a hulking figure right...

morning after, 200 million BC

"Ugg ah ah!"**"I made breakfast!"

think think think

hmmmmmm...

kill wolfhead

from The Incal by Moebius and Jodorowsky!impossible not to accidentally call him "finn wolfhard"

fuzzy lumpkins mode unlocked

corn-fed and ready for head

two drink minimum

couple of brewskis after a long day

a weighty situation

heavy shit!

new meat

order up! (ding!)

early bird

getting home at some ungodly hour, hopefully unnoticed, just in time to crawl into bed and sleep off all those light beers, when you hear the fridge close behind you, and three long, powerful, pulling gulps--followed by the sound of a carton collapsing into itself."ahh... burning the candle at b...

space cowboys full

just a couple of long-haulers sucking fucking and trucking their way through the local system, always two steps ahead of johnny law...

space cowboys 2

cargo defense/escort/first place winner of the kuiper belt classic four years in a row

space cowboys 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbNrJWgG_24

good grip

*glrk!*

tough mudders

couple of swamp things

making coach proud

celebrate good times (come on!)

dungeon master

in the depths of the castle....

dungeon master

skull and bones

tough boy

been big into hippie/metalhead couples lately... talk about a meat tenderizer!

tough boy WIP

sometimes it takes a good friend to help you open up!

herd immunity

cw: zombieswas watching the last of us HBO show and kept coming back to a very creepy scene where a zombie infects someone by making out with them, aaaand here we are!He gasped and sputtered for breath as the hulking bear pulled back from their kiss, coughing--the infected mechanic was so wide, all ...

sound check

"Ohhhhffuuuck," todd yowled, practically nailed to the ratty mattress. ronnie was pleased--the big sound tech had been looking forward to this. he grunted, thinking, before effortlessly folding the younger dog in on himself, lean legs pressed to his torso. ronnie licked his lips--got you, li...