sharkvore posts
frog
I've heard of a frog getting stuck in your throat but never an elephant!
strawberry
sometimes you have to be a little creative to get your bf to participate!
chatterboxes
I don't know what's worse, having a "landlord" that wont shut up or having "neighbors" who wont shut up!!
endo
it's one thing to eat eaten but when they won't even digest you, well thats just plain annoying!
grey
looks like those generic grey npcs got a little tired of always being the prey!quick lil sequence for april fools
hungrier
looks like someone is starting to have a little more influence on their "host"!
shirt
he just loves keeping his boo close!
security
I mean you gotta accept that these things can happen if you guard any kind of factory that makes sweets!
hallway
hallways at the office can be a dangerous place!
gentlemanly
whatever happened to politeness??
pants
I mean at the very least you should go commando!
farm
you gotta be careful working as a farmhand!
argument
you can't make them all happy! some want you to lose weight, some want you to stay the same and some want you to become even bigger!color alt included
banter
I mean the least he could do is make some small talk! It's exhausting hauling around that gut all day!
ghost hunters
at a certain point you'd think they would stop coming!alt version included
neat trick
be careful what you eat!
haunting + reminder
It's pretty silly being a walking haunted house!Quick reminder that billing will resume for march!
review
they think they can install the app and get some easy meals but they don't appreciate the finesse and artistry that goes into the whole process!
sleep
sometimeshis bf reforms in time to make breakfast (or BE breakfast!)
robo
his storage drives are nowhere near to their maximum capacity!
photo
really he shouldn't have shown his bf that, now it's all he's gonna be thinking of!hey everyone it's been a while I'm gonna start doing some drawing again
Extending Billing Pause
Hey everyone, I'm going to be extending the billing pause again on the 30th.EDIT: continuing the pause into February.
oops!
well, I guess shark will just have to carry gull around for now!
July Billing Pause
Hey everyone, just a heads up, I'm going to be doing a billing pause for July starting on June 30th, just wanted to give you a heads up!
noise
his guts making sweet sounds
front
at a certain size you don't really need pants anymore
digitized
...well I guess we know now!
robot
do robots eat electric sheep?
tooo bad
I mean, if you really want to know he can make arrangements for you to get up close and personal
boigah
look, if you're gonna get him a burger, don't just get him one!!little design change with him



























