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[MHA] What do you struggle with the most?

(A quick note to say hi with big flailing, waving, loving arms to our folks who are new to the Lavendher Patreon community! I'm really happy you all made it here and I am excited to see your engagement on any of these posts this month and going forward in general! Now of course, please keep in m...

[F4A] Wear Your Geek On Your Sleeve [Bartender Gives You a Pep Talk][Comfort][It's Okay to Be Yourself]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]You arrive for the first time at this bar looking a bit worse for wear. In an attempt to cheer ...

[BTS] Every now and then…

(Shouting out Delaney Bailey’s new song While My Lady Sleeps which I didn’t even get a full minute through before not only falling in love with it but pointing and saying ‘THAT’S THE SOUND!’)Over the last few months every now and then I’d pick up my guitar and try to discover a sound. No...

[F4M] Older Sister Falls Asleep on the Phone with You [Missing You][Sleep Call][Sleepy Rambles]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]˗ˏˋ Your big sister misses you, and wants to remind you she's there for you and thinking...

[BTS] The next audio...

It's been a while since I did an audio with a voice-on-the-phone effect. It's a bit tough to find a balance between that crackly sound you get from static phone calls and the detail you can capture on a phone with a good microphone, finding a comfortable balance there that also feels realist...

Post-stream Pick-me-up

I’m so glad this piece of bawk-bawk 🐔 -bAKlava was here waiting for me when I dragged myself to the kitchen for some tea. (Which now as I’m sitting at my desk I realize I forgot at the dining table where this baklava was, the distraction is real, complete mind takeover 🤦‍♀️ 😂 Anyw...

One of my worst fears just happened…

I always thought about it but it never did happen. I have looked at my hand at least twenty times in the last minute surprised I didn’t have a bleeding cut— that ish HURTED 😂 I was getting prepped to livestream and my E string snapped 😔 Low-key a little irrationally nervous the rest of the...

Popcorning pics with the pookies~!

Pics from past movie nights with the pookies~!

(Pics will be posted in the group chat for those who want them!)

[F4A] Right Person, Wrong Place [French Exchange Student Speaker][Strangers to Friends][Rambling][Wholesome]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]You're at a party with your friends and even though the food is decent, you're not real...

No More Recording Tonight...

Yet another night recording is ruined because the alien fuzz is taking over!!! XD I'm laughing to keep myself sane at this point. I really hope the next microphone in this journey will arrive soon ToT Preferably before I lose it (my mind) xDI was going to try my hand at self-collabing a multi-sp...

This keeps happening…

Call me clumsy, call it a coincidence, but this keeps happening! My tea doesnt want to stay on the string when I pull it from the package. 😆 But anyhow, I think it only further highlights the quotes that are on these. And theyre almost always about flowers/nature somehow and I like that. :)“One...

Singing You to Sleep + Rain

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Some mic-related bloopers from a couple nights ago

Hey, uh... Space Commander, uh... It would seem, uh... Our communications have gone a bit fried, and uh... Yeah I got nothin' for you, we're cooked.Recording sessions never go without a good dose of frustration navigating instances like this and hoping to get through to the end of the audio ...

[F4M] GF Forces You to Fall Asleep On Her Chest [Heartbeat][Breathing]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]Beware, she has a bit of an attitude with this one...

Singing You to Sleep + Rain + Disney Songs

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]This audio was inspired by videos that often helped me get to sleep in the past. They were ofte...

2025.05.04

I remember a long, long time ago I agreed I would share food pics and since then I always take pictures of my food but never share them. 🤡 Adding this to a list of commitments I will try to build a habit of doing. Hearing how many of you are trying to stay committed to eating and living healthy, ...

[F4A] Resort to Relaxation [PT. 1][Rain][Meditation][Guided Imagery][Soft Spoken][Whispers][Hypnotic]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]After destroying a monster burger meal at a local restaurant, winning the food challenge, you e...

[F4A] Going Non-Verbal Isn’t a Bad Thing [Non-Verbal Listener x Supportive Speaker][Comfort][Wholesome][Domestic Bliss][Brown Noise][Rain]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]You both have had a stressful week and finally have a night where you're both home on time....

[F4M] Good Boy Bedtime [ASMR][Hairbrushing][Sleep Aid][Whispers]]["Good Boy"][Shy Listener]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]After hanging out with her, she turns on a night light for you, tucks you into bed, and plays w...

[ASMR] Je Te Laisserai Des Tingles [Singing You to Sleep][Triggers][Tapping][Rain]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]ASMR sleep aid of singing you to sleep with triggers including various tapping, water trickles,...

Tomorrow's upload...

Tomorrow's upload will be more ASMR-focused :)Can you guess what LE & RE mean?

What title do you imagine for...

What title(s) come to mind for an audio where your French GF was talking so much she got distracted while giving you a shape-up and accidentally shaves all your hair off?

[ASMR] Singing You to Sleep [Sleep Aid][Rain][Passing Cars][Thunder][1 Hour]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]A new type of audio to help guide you to sleep! I will be trying different ambiences and sounds...

[BLOOPERS]

If you listen close you can hear my tummy growl at an inopportune moment as I attempt to give tone variation directions for a script reading to someone filling a cameo role for a script I am putting together with the help of another writer! XD"On second thought, maybe there is one thing not so b...

Hopecore Lav Motivates You .01

A little experimenting here, this time with yapc-- I mean hopecore!Do you like hopecore? What are you favorite kinds of motivational messages to hear?I feel like this ASMR hopecore would end up being not so safe/effective for pumps at the gym or while driving lol

Reading Star Wars (-Related) Words [French Accent]

A special cookie requested some dialect coaching for Star Wars roleplaying and tabletopping ;).

[POLL] It's poll time!

Working on some more script concepts to flesh out before hitting the audio stage. Two of these are already scripted 98% of the way and one of them I just recorded, but I want to hear your response! :)

[F4A] The Worst Book I've Ever Read [Hater Speaker x Fan Listener][Meet Cute][Strangers To More][Book Club]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]In a book club, you and a stranger talk about the book of the month. This woman hates the book ...

[F4M] French Roommate Cries On Your Shoulder [Reverse Comfort][Confession][Crying][No Rain Ver.]

[Legal note: If you are reading this on any other site aside from Lavendher's Patreon or Youtube, this audio has been stolen and posted by criminals. It is likely a very unsafe site, so please beware.]Thankfully, you've known her long enough to see right through her and know when she's l...