Posts of "Irrelevant_Dude" from "patreon"

[NSFW Literature] [M4F] Here, Let Me Help You Unwind [Established Relationship] [Vanilla] [Soft, Caring, Sweet, Intimate, Sensual] [Neck Kisses] [Shoulder Massage] [Breast Massage] [Intimate Fingering] [Bringing You To An Orgasm] [Sweet]

Coffee Mugs, I give you my first dive into written NSFW work! My goal is to write out some loving, intimate stories that provide the same blend of spicy but sweet that my audios are known for! It was a lot of fun to try writing a story rather than a script (heck, 'you' even get to speak now!...

[M4M] Lonely Vampire Baron Looks After You (Part 2)

Here is part 2 of Caspian's "Lonely Vampire Baron" series! A third part is intended for the future.At any rate, I heard some of you enjoy being looked after and even fed on by vampires :)

[M4F] Lonely Vampire Baron Looks After You (Part 2)

Here is part 2 of Caspian's "Lonely Vampire Baron" series! A third part is intended for the future.At any rate, I heard some of you enjoy being looked after and even fed on by vampires :)

Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Comfort For Male Loneliness [Words Of Affirmation] [Calling You Good Boy] [Holding You] [Cry Into My Arms] [I'm Proud Of You] [Gentle] from patreon

[M4M] Comfort For Male Loneliness [Words Of Affirmation] [Calling You Good Boy] [Holding You] [Cry Into My Arms] [I'm Proud Of You] [Gentle]

I don't normally do videos about mental health. I think it's a subject a random unqualified 23-year-old can't handle with the appropriate level of nuance. But I'm making an exception after hearing about all the things several men I know have had to live with on a daily basis.I just w...

I Had To Share This

During theatre rehearsal today one of the stage directors approached me and said, "I need you to deliver this line in a seductive voice. Like, the delivery needs to sound curvyif that makes any sense."I looked at him just silently thinking, "...Oh you have no idea how much practice I hav...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Cuddling In Your Boyfriend's Lap [Intimate Massage] [Gradual Buildup] [Taking Care Of You] [Stroking You Until You Orgasm] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4M] Cuddling In Your Boyfriend's Lap [Intimate Massage] [Gradual Buildup] [Taking Care Of You] [Stroking You Until You Orgasm]

Sitting on your bed in your boyfriend's lap while both of you gradually get more and more excited... well, it can only lead to one thing <3Nothing can reach you while you’re in my lap and in my arms. You’re nice and safe and comfy and… goodness gracious, you look like you’re melting....s...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Cuddling In Your Boyfriend's Lap [Intimate Massage] [Gradual Buildup] [Taking Care Of You] [Chest Massage] [Fingering You Until You Orgasm] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4F] Cuddling In Your Boyfriend's Lap [Intimate Massage] [Gradual Buildup] [Taking Care Of You] [Chest Massage] [Fingering You Until You Orgasm]

Sitting on your bed in your boyfriend's lap while both of you gradually get more and more excited... well, it can only lead to one thing <3Nothing can reach you while you’re in my lap and in my arms. You’re nice and safe and comfy and… goodness gracious, you look like you’re melting....s...

What are we in the mood for? 💖

TLDR: Comment below or DM me any Patreon audios you'd be interested in hearing, and don't be shy! With February on the way, I have a few ideas for some Patreon-exclusive audios. Buuut, since hearing your suggestions worked out nicely last time, (I got to learn what some of you Coffee Mugs en...

[M4M] Lonely Vampire Baron 'Captures' You (Part 1)

Humans are always so afraid of Vampirekind, that they never really stop to think about how lonely life in isolation can be for them. When you are 'captured' by vampire baron Caspian Van Barov after he frees you from your captors deep in the Walduran woods, it looks like it might be the end.....

[M4F] Lonely Vampire Baron 'Captures' You (Part 1)

Humans are always so afraid of Vampirekind, that they never really stop to think about how lonely life in isolation can be for them. When you are 'captured' by vampire baron Caspian Van Barov after he frees you from your captors deep in the Walduran woods, it looks like it might be the end.....

[M4F] First Time Walking Together (As A Couple)

You and your childhood friend have finally become a couple! After waking up from your first night together, you both decide to go for a little romantic walk. But something is missing. Hmm... What could it be?

[M4M] First Time Walking Together (As A Couple)

You and your childhood friend have finally become a couple! After waking up from your first night together, you both decide to go for a little romantic walk. But something is missing. Hmm... What could it be?

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] (Consensually!) Waking Up Your Boyfriend By Going Down On Him [Sweet] [Dominant Listener] [Soft Moaning] [Whimpering] [Reverse Loving Blowjob] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4M] (Consensually!) Waking Up Your Boyfriend By Going Down On Him [Sweet] [Dominant Listener] [Soft Moaning] [Whimpering] [Reverse Loving Blowjob]

Always remember to get your partner's consent first! Personally, as long as I was asked beforehand I wouldn't mind waking up like this at all, ahaha 👉👈I plan to turn this audio into a written literature at some point!Awww… baby I’m sorry… I know you’re horny right now, trust me...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] (Consensually!) Waking Up Your Boyfriend By Going Down On Him [Sweet] [Dominant Listener] [Soft Moaning] [Whimpering] [Reverse Loving Blowjob] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4F] (Consensually!) Waking Up Your Boyfriend By Going Down On Him [Sweet] [Dominant Listener] [Soft Moaning] [Whimpering] [Reverse Loving Blowjob]

Always remember to get your partner's consent first! Personally, as long as I was asked beforehand I wouldn't mind waking up like this at all, ahaha 👉👈I plan to turn this audio into a written literature at some point!Awww… baby I’m sorry… I know you’re horny right now, trust me...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [MF4M] Two Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date [Spicy Flirting] [Half Naked Cuddles In Bed] [Words Of Comfort] [Male Moans] [Female Moans] [Touching] [Going Down On You] from patreon

[NSFW] [MF4M] Two Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date [Spicy Flirting] [Half Naked Cuddles In Bed] [Words Of Comfort] [Male Moans] [Female Moans] [Touching] [Going Down On You]

(This audio should be free for anyone who joins as a free member, but if there are any problems let me know in the comments or on the YT post)Here is my first-ever Spicy Audio collaboration with a good actor friend of mine! My collaborator does not have a VA handle yet, but I will update it here whe...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [MF4F] Two Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date [Spicy Flirting] [Half Naked Cuddles In Bed] [Words Of Comfort] [Male Moans] [Female Moans] [Touching] [Going Down On You] from patreon

[NSFW] [MF4F] Two Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date [Spicy Flirting] [Half Naked Cuddles In Bed] [Words Of Comfort] [Male Moans] [Female Moans] [Touching] [Going Down On You]

(This audio should be free for anyone who joins as a free member, but if there are any problems let me know in the comments or on the YT post and I will see what I can do)Here is my first-ever Spicy Audio collaboration with a good actor friend of mine! My collaborator does not have a VA handle yet, ...

[M4M] Adopting A Cat With Your Boyfriend [Visiting A Cat Cafe] [Wholesome] [Cute]

Alternate title: You get to hear Coffee go into cat dad mode for 12 minutes.Cat Meow Sound FX by "freesound community" and "EdR" from PixabayMusic:"Christmas Brought Me You" by Michael Shyneshttps://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/christmas-brought-me-you/77542"Softly ...

[M4F] Adopting A Cat With Your Boyfriend [Visiting A Cat Cafe] [Wholesome] [Cute]

Alternate title: You get to hear Coffee go into cat dad mode for 12 minutes.Cat Meow Sound FX by "freesound community" and "EdR" from PixabayMusic:"Christmas Brought Me You" by Michael Shyneshttps://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/christmas-brought-me-you/77542"Softly ...

Updates: When Are Uploads Coming Back?

TLDR: I have been dealing with mental health struggles thanks to college, real-world events, and learning trusted friends of mine betrayed my trust in them... but I plan to come back after the 13th, and maybe I'll try adding some written stuff to Patreon! I miss you all so much 🥺Hey everyone,...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4TM] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4TM] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina (The words 'pussy' or 'vagina' are not used in this audio. 'Clit' is used once)Hey everyone, I haven't abandoned any of my platforms, I've just decided to prioritize my schoolwork until I graduate. ...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4TF] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4TF] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis (The words penis, cock, and balls are used in this audio)Hey everyone, I haven't abandoned any of my platforms, I've just decided to prioritize my schoolwork until I graduate. But that doesn't mean I can't squeeze ...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vaginaHey everyone, I haven't abandoned any of my platforms, I've just decided to prioritize my schoolwork until I graduate. But that doesn't mean I can't squeeze in some uploads occasionally!Here's a short but sweet...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4M] Boyfriend Cuddles You And Goes Down On You [Stress Relief] [Loving Dom Speaker] ["Leave Everything To Me"] [Going Down On You Until You Orgasm]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penisHey everyone, I haven't abandoned any of my platforms, I've just decided to prioritize my schoolwork until I graduate. But that doesn't mean I can't squeeze in some uploads occasionally!Here's a short but sweet l...

[M4F] When Two Nerds Fall In Love [Friends To Lovers] [Shy Nerd]

Introducing, Nate the shy nerd! It's the first day of classes and you're a transfer student looking at what clubs this new school has to offer when you run into a fellow nerd. What will become of this? :)Sound Effects from https://pixabay.com/

[M4M] When Two Nerds Fall In Love [Friends To Lovers] [Shy Nerd]

Introducing, Nate the shy nerd! It's the first day of classes and you're a transfer student looking at what clubs this new school has to offer when you run into a fellow nerd. What will become of this? :)Sound Effects from https://pixabay.com/

[NSFW] [M4M] Sex With Him [Loving Vanilla Sex] [Affection] [Loving Boyfriend]

No special gimmick, just romantic lovemaking with your man and nothing else :)More to come!Are you nervous? You’re not looking me in the eye… aw… baby, are you feeling a little spicy? I know you have a hard time asking.I love kissing over your bare neck and running my hands across your waist a...

[NSFW] [M4F] Sex With Him [Loving Vanilla Sex] [Affection] [Loving Boyfriend]

No special gimmick, just romantic lovemaking with your man and nothing else :)More to come!Are you nervous? You’re not looking me in the eye… aw… baby, are you feeling a little spicy? I know you have a hard time asking.I love kissing over your bare neck and running my hands across your waist a...

Upcoming YT Audio

Also, I was originally going to do a retelling of Oliver the Nerd's story as my next YT audio, but halfway through his redesign I just decided "Eh, screw it, new character"Meet Nate, another Nerd Character!

Upcoming Spicy Audios [Vote Now!]

TLDR: Want to take care of your bf or have him take care of you?The first month of my final college year was FAR more packed than I could have predicted, and as a result, I couldn't write any scripts for Patreon. Now that I have some things figured out, (namely schedules) I've gotten back to...