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Thank You SO MUCH For All The Support!
Hello Employees!Goodness Gracious! We did not expect our first YouTube video to be so successful. Thank you so much for watching it and subscribing to the channel if you have, but thank you also for allowing us to make that video by supporting us here on Patreon. May is a big month of Patreon releas...
Adam Vs Patrons | Splendor & Quoridor
Greetings employees!You might remember that a few weeks ago we held a competition, kindly sponsored by ace patron Intimate Ink. Whomsoever trash-talked Adam the best would receive a free gaming session, and a chance to publicly beat the boss at board games!We received a number of fantastic entries, ...
May Watchalong - Poll 1
Greetings, employees! The poll is back. All glory to The Options.In April we didn't give you a choice as to what we live-streamed; it was WrestleMania 41 Night 2 or the highway.However, the poll is back and this time you get to choose what Adam will be watching with his special guest (drumroll) ...
BlampCo's YouTube Channel Launches TODAY!!
whistle from the start of The Flintstones introBlampCo! Lovely BlampCo!We're a company, or so they say!Launching on the YouTubeAnd the launch is happening today!---A mere 3 months after launching this Patreon, we're ready to debut BlampCo on YT, a fully-formed channel, with a studio, two fla...
BlampCo Monthly Debrief - April 2025
Greetings, employees!Welcome to our monthly meeting where we outline where all your kindly donated funds have been spent over the past four weeks, in the name of transparency, friendship and documented tax write-offs.First of all, if you havenβt already please check out this survey about potential...
WrestleMania 41 - WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Edit: re-uploaded the video as the audio was not levelled properly. This is what happens when your CEO Teri takes a holiday. HER FAULT! BOO! BOOOOO!---Pay attention, your boss has THOUGHTS about WrestleMania!Attend his WrestleThoughts.The highs were high, but the lows were so goddamn low, Adam break...
WrestleMania 41 Livestream - Night 2
Greetings employees!It's time for our AGM, as the showcase of the immortals, WrestleMania 41 hits our screens tonight and tomorrow!PeteyPops Quinnell and I will be watching Night 1 privately with a bunch of truly EXCELLENT pals. However, for Sunday's Night 2, we'll be live-streaming our ...
WrestleMania 41 - Predictions
Greetings employees!!Ahead of our annual work outing to WrestleMania, your lord, saviour and boss has graced you with his impressive and beautiful predictions for this weekend's supershow!What are your predictions for the big event? Let us know in the comments!Then get back to work.x
One-Try Teri Strikes Again!!
Hello employees,Just a little reminder of our CEO's seemingly innumerable talents, ahead of this Sunday's WrestleMania Watchalong!Pete and I will be going live 15 minutes before Mania Night 2 kicks off, in a stream for all our patrons on the Β£10+ tiers! ALSO for anyone subbed to those tiers...
New Banner Artwork + Plans For WrestleMania
Just a small update to say - LOOK HOW NICE OUR NEW BANNER IS.Geoff, Dir of Kiosks, you've done it again.Praise Geoff.In rare non-Geoff news, WrestleMania is this weekend (non-wrestling employees, feel free to go back to praising Geoff while I cover this next bit) and we've got some lovely pl...
Can't Stop | The BoardRoom
Welcome back to mandatory team-building!The Board Room returns with Jon "Juan Grundy" Gracey, Teri "Why So CEOus" Limongi, and Holly "Nickname" Musgrave. All compete to wrest the title of Employee Of The Month away from the only one who deserves it, Adam "The Only One Wh...
A Rad Time - Ep 3 - Jon Gracey
Top 10 Simpsons Episodes vs Top 10 Stephen King StoriesWe felt a little bad that the last episode with Holly Musgrave ran long, but you made the grave error of reassuring us that you didn't mind how long we talked for. Well, we listened and this month Adam and Jon talk about their favourite thin...
How Adam Would Book... The 3MB Reunion Tour
THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS. THIS IS REAL.Kane aka Eric Storm has committed two terrible crimes. First, he commissioned me to reunite 3MB, the jobber squad to end all jobber squads. Second, he's allowing me to share it with all of you.Jesus wept.As much as this is some sort of terrible treason, ...
10 Amazing BGA Games To LOSE Against Adam
List + Challenge = COMPETITION TIMEIt's an extra special list this week, going live to ALL members of BlampCo (yup, including free members) for a one-time-only treat!Awesome patron, Intimate Ink has commissioned another list, this time counting down 10 BoardGameArena games that I could absolutel...
BlampCo Monthly Debrief - March 2025
Greetings, employees! Thank you for your mandatory attendance at this regularly scheduled meeting, where I let you know exactly how weβve been spending your money this past month, and give you a sneaky peek at what we have planned for the weeks ahead! Transparency, yay!Personnel:A BIG CHANGE, THEN...
King Of Tokyo | The BoardRoom
BOARD GAME CONTENT: ASSEMBLEWe're adding a new series to BlampCo, and it's called The Board Room, where we assemble some of our closest employees, and compete to see who will become Employee Of The Month!The first game we'll be playing is that eternal kaiju classic, King Of Tokyo. Thank ...
How Adam Would Book... Mick Foley's Retirement
Hello employees!Many thanks to Liath The Squirrel for commissioning this Fantasy Booking, what a lovely thing for a person to do!This time letting Mrs Foley's Baby Boy ride off into the sunset on his terms, and a horse made of barbed wire.Hope you enjoy, and get back to work!!x
10 Franchises That Would Make GREAT Legacy Board Games
Hello employees!Time for some more wonderful BOARD GAME CONTENT. Trust us, we're working on some super fun gaming stuff (inc a series we're planning on launching later this month π) but until then enjoy this brand new Top 10!We love love LOVE Legacy games, and if you asked us which IPs we...
A Rad Time - Ep 2 - Holly Musgrave
Top 10 Indie Comics vs Top 10 Studio Ghibli MoviesHello hello! We're back for another episode of the Rad Time podcast, where Teri and I talk to a very special guest and we prepare two different top 10s of things that we LOVE!This time around, it's Horrible Holly Musgrave waxing poetic about ...
Watchalong Update: Stupid Goddamn Daylight Savings
Hi everyone,An update primarily for the US patrons. Daylight savings has kicked in, which means that the 7pm UK start time for today's Watchalong translates into 3pm ET and 12noon PT, not the previously advertised start timesStoopid damn farmersSee you tonight!x
BlampCo Watchalong - 9th March 2025 - Royal Rumble 2015
Hello employees!Hot dog! It's time for our monthly team-building exercise, as we gather together to watch SOMETHING. This time around, we're watching some infamously shitprofessional wrestling, the stagnant rainwater of a PPV that was so horrendous that it lead to the #CancelWWENetwork movem...
Trying To Guess EVERY Rumble 2001 Entrant
Hi everyone!This month's watchalong is scheduled for this Sunday (9th) at 7pm UK Time | 2pm ET | 11am PT!We'll be watching the 2015 Royal Rumble and oh boy it's gonna be some hot garbage! If you missed last month's watchalong, here's a little snippet of some of the silliness you ...
Short Story - All The Way Home
Hello employees!Honestly, I didn't think I'd get any takers for this Patreon's top tier, but Brett Klaczyk is a madlad and I'm deeply indebted to him for his support. When I asked him what he'd like his story to be about, he said baseball, so I can only hope that I did my researc...
WHAT JUST HAPPENED - Elimination Chamber 2025
WHAT A GODDAMN YEARHere's my review of last Saturday's Elimination Chamber, and hecky nora, some STUFF went downx
March 9th Watchalong - Costume Poll
Well, goodness.The next watchalong is just around the corner, and it's official - the PPV we'll be watching is the Royal Rumble 2015. Good/awful/appropriate/horrible choice!How will I be dressed? Well, that's up to you. With time a little short, and the costume needing to be sourced, thi...
A New Hire Has Entered The Arena!!
Happy Monday, everyone! It's the best day of the week!Exciting times here at BlampCo, we have added our next full-time employee of the company.Watch the video, then scroll down for more!ππππππππππππIt's ONLY BLOODY TERI LIMONGI!!!Terrie is going to be a hu...
DAMN IT - Costume Suggestions Thread for March Watchalong
Without going into spoilers in case you haven't seen it yet, but BLOODY HELL for one of those chamber matches I was SO DAMN CLOSE.Alas, I did not manage to predict the correct order of eliminations for either chamber match, so here we are again, it's always such a pleasure, time for you to p...
Elimination Chamber 2025 - Predictions
Hello hello!Everyone looking forward to the weekend? Trick question! When you work for BlampCo, there's NO SUCH THING!Elimination Chamber is on Saturday and here are my predictions for the final stop on the Road To WrestleMania. Let me know your predictions in the comments section!Get back to wo...
March 9th Watchalong - 2nd Poll
Well, I should have seen this coming, shouldnβt I? After watching something nice, this month weβll be watching a famously BAD show, and Iβve put together seven absolute stinkers for you to pick from.The poll closes in three days time, Sunday 2nd March at Midnight UK time, and this time everyon...
March Watchalong Poll - 1st Vote
Good day, employees. At BlampCo, welove Mondays!The last Watchalong stream was a big success, if you don't count me desperately trying to obscure my spandexed junk, and Test repeatedly trying to ruin my day.Looking ahead to March's stream and I've decided, in my infinite benevolence, to ...
