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8 Ball Pool!
We've not had the chance to retro game lately :( The life of a professional naturist is never dull though, and Helen has been busy with organising British Naturism events, lifemodelling, working in the office at The Naturist Foundation, writing articles for H&E Naturist magazine, as well as hand...
Broadlands Sun Association
A few photos of our time at Broadlands family naturist park on Norfolk. It was the first decent weekend of the year, weather wise, and a nice relaxing time. By now you will have seen the video with Carol and her N64! Of course we had to take retro games consoles with us. What else were we supposed t...
Bomberman 64 - Nintendo 64
Last week we had a short break away at Broadlands Sun Association, near Norwich. Whilst primarily a family club with member's pitches, they also have a number of static caravans for holiday-makers to hire. We have gotten to know the club warden and his partner Carol quite well, and Carol is a ma...
Good Morning Britain
Earlier this week, Helen was asked to appear on ITV1's breakfast news show, Good Morning Britain. A story had made the news about a nude sunbather on Hampstead Heath and she was invited in for a debate to defend public nude sunbathing in the UK. She ended up being the news herself though, as she...
Golden Axe - Sega Mega Drive - Ep 2
In the second part of our Golden Axe game play we figure out where the button is to use magic and Helen gets a little trigger happy! And we actually got a little further! One day we'll actually play through this game.If you've not watched part one, its here:https://www.patreon.com/posts/gold...
Golden Axe - Sega Mega Drive - Ep 1
Golden Axe, the arcade classic from 1989, was ported to many systems and was a huge success in its day. We've visited it once before on the channel for Patreons, but we enjoyed playing it, not to mention playing co-operatively for once(!) that we're revisiting it. We've split it over two...
The Brocken Hurst Naked 5K run
On Sunday was Brocken Hurst's first naked 5K run of 2023. This was Simon's 5th time running, and with a time of 33m11s, it wasn't his best, but definitely not his worst either. One of our daughters also run with him. This was her second time running the course. Simon beat her the last ti...
Mario Kart Wii with the Freewilders
Colin and Sadie aka The Freewilders visited The Naturist Foundation this week, and came to dinner with us. We had to take the opportunity to game with them, but they've not really done much gaming so we took it easy on them and had a round or two of Mario Kart on the Wii. The GameCube controller...
Helen Vacuuming
Housework should always be done nude. Reduces the stress and nothing to get caught up, not to mention cooler - no working up a sweat! Here's Helen doing some vacuuming ahead of us having guess round for the evening. And no, we didn't get dressed then either.Patreon bonus - a couple of photos...
Pretty Things in Horsham
Its been a bit of a busy time lately. Yesterday evening we went to Pretty Things in Horsham, West Sussex. It was a Nothing On Events social evening, which involved a cheese board (for Simon anyway!) with prosecco as well as clay pot making for those that wanted to - we didn't do that bit. It was...
Virtua Fighter 4 - Playstation 2
Its button bashing time again, with Virtua Fighter 4 on the Playstation 2! Not much to say on this one; as always we're putting it in the console for the first time and just seeing what happens, so any special moves are pure fluke! A fighting game is a fighting game though, so Helen was right at...
Start as you mean to go on...
We're currently editing some new content, but in the meantime here's an outtake of when even trying to start a video goes wrong! It wasn't THAT funny, Helen...
Kinect Tennis with Naked Travels - Xbox 360
Our good friends Mike and Fiona (aka Naked Travels) are always game for a laugh, and playing Kinect Tennis with them was certainly a laugh! Complete with struggling to control the Xbox, accidently whacking one another (and a wine glass), and a dance interlude when the game capture recording stopped....
Altered Beast - Sega Mega Drive
We've not played Altered Beast in a while, and we should do more. As a launch title for the Mega Drive, many people played this. Helen's not a fan of single player games and taking it in turns, as there's not usually any competition, but sometimes its obvious who the better player is!
Leonardslee Gardens photos (post 2 of 2)
British Naturism is holding a naked charity walk in aid of the British Heart Foundation at Leonardslee Gardens in Sussex on 17th June. Today we took part, along with friends and other local naturists, in a promotional photoshoot for the walk.Here are a few photos of us around the gardens, which have...
Leonardslee Gardens clip (post 1 of 2)
British Naturism is holding a naked charity walk in aid of the British Heart Foundation at Leonardslee Gardens in Sussex on 17th June. Today we took part, along with friends and other local naturists, in a promotional photoshoot for the walk.Here's a short clip Helen and another lady at the shoo...
Davis Cup World Tour - Sega Mega Drive
Davis Cup World Tour (aka Davis Cup Tennis) is an ... erm ... tennis game. Released in 1990 on 8-bit systems, it was ported to the Sega Mega Drive in 1993 to a mixed response. Simon bought our copy years ago, long before we reacquired an actual Mega Drive to play it on! Surprisingly we've never ...
Before we play...
Ever wonder what we cut off our videos? Usually its quite boring gazing round the room. Sometimes its a bit more fun though. We post amusing (to us anyway!) outtakes for Patreons occasionally - here's another one!
Worms - Sega Mega Drive
Not every game play video goes to plan! Worms was a pretty good game on the PC in the 90's, but I've not played it since, and Helen had never even seen it before. Turns out playing it across the other side of the living room, even on a modern 49" TV, isn't very easy. Even after I rem...
Cruise photos
We have been home for a while now, but we've had a lot of catching up to do! We have done the filming for more NRG gaming videos but they are not produced yet. We'll be dropping one in the next few days, but while you wait, here's a few photos from our nude cruise to keep you going!
Helen the Caribbean Walker
Read that carefully!It seems we came home from our Caribbean holiday with a collection of video clips of Helen walking around. Around the cruise ship, in the sea, along the beach, up the road to the beach, and even when we tried to find a short-cut and found ourselves naked in some undergrowth! Ther...
PacMan Air Hockey
Some of the days on our cruise were nude days at sea, so we have plenty of time to explore the whole ship and found the arcade games room. In there was a PacMan themed air hockey table, so obviously we had to play it - a few times!
Bahamas Nude Beach Update
We wanted to upload this while we still in the Bahamas but unfortunately the wi-fi on the ship was just not fast enough. Or rather, we bought the 'value' wi-fi option before we left and regretted it! No loss though, as you just get to see more in one go!Not gonna lie - trying to do a piece t...
Cabana in Amber Cove
We're three quarters through our Caribbean cruise now. Due to connectivity issues we'll have to wait till we're back in the UK to dump a whole load of photos on you! But just to give you a flavour, this was a bit of Amber Cove in the Dominican Republic, where we had an ocean front cabana...
Kinect Sports Skiing - Xbox 360
Working our way through the Kinect Sports 2 games, we decided to try skiing next. Its strangely tiring for a game that doesn't require much moving. We also really need to get a better second camera!
Kinect Sports Baseball - Xbox 360
We're quite fond of the Xbox 360 Kinect. It truely is a nothing on gaming experience! It's not the easiest thing to control though. We had a bit of a false start here; we were going to play American Football, but had a bit of trouble tossing the coin... So we switched to baseball, and it cer...
We're on holiday!
We had to keep this short as the WiFi isn't great in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico! Yes, we're on a Caribbean cruise from Florida to Antigua and back again, but not only that, it's the Bare Necessities 'Big Nude Boat' cruise. 14 days of naturism, around some of the best nude b...
Revenge of Shinobi - Sega Mega Drive
Revenge of Shinobi - the side scrolling platformer from 1989, here on the Sega Mega Drive. Although Simon remembers others playing this, Helen hadn't heard of it! Its a one player, so we took a life each, but this is why we love retro games - dead easy to just pick up and play!
Are videos not playing?
So we have had reports that the Vimeo mobile app is not always being co-operative with our embedded Vimeo videos. They apparently work fine from a web browser though. We can't see this ourselves, perhaps because its our own account! So if you do ever experience any difficulties, please do let us...
F1 - Sega Mega Drive
F1 (or 'Formula One' in the US) is one of the best driving games on the Mega Drive/Genesis, and its game engine was reused in other games in the genre as it was so well regarded. As always, we'd never played it before turning the camera on, but perhaps we should have at least read the bo...
