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Chapter 9.5: Numero Uno

Chapter 9.5: Numero UnoLA, California. January 2003.“Dōzo yoroshiku onegai itashimasu.” Those were the first words out of my mouth as I shook the hand of the person in front of me and gave them a polite bow. He was Japanese, and I, who stumbled through that sentence with what was probably horri...

Chapter 9: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Chapter 9: Carpal Tunnel SyndromeHeathrow Airport, London. September 2002.I enjoy showing off as much as the next guy, probably even more so if I was completely honest with myself. But even I could tell when something left the realm of good taste and became wholly unnecessary.Point of fact, my curre...

Chapter 8.5: Upbeat

Chapter 8.5: UpbeatLondon, UK. July 2002Forget Harry Potter, I should’ve been the new James Bond.Call me super spy in disguise. I wore a cap and a face mask. Even my sense of style was twenty years ahead of the curve.No shades, though. I wasn’t that much of a douche just yet.There was a banner f...

February 2024 Release Update (1)

Hello to all new and current members! Just a quick update on the schedule for this week's releases for paid members.Thursday February 8th 2024I'm on TV! Chapters 8.5, 9, and 9.5 Friday February 9th Witch Weekly 7th edition.I am also currently working on character profiles for all the OCs in ...

Character Profile Poll

Recently I've received request from readers to create and include pictures of the OC's in IoTV! I thought it'd be a good ideato turn them into a full profile with complementary images.The only issue is I cant draw worth a damn. My only recourse is to potentially use AI image gen to accom...

I'm on TV! Chapter 8

Chapter 8: Stand-ins & Stunts.Leavesden Studio, UK. April 2002Chris blew his whistle in short, sharp bursts to organize the throng of children occupying the set. It reminded one of being in PE class.I hopped slightly on my toes, testing the crash mat beneath my feet. I felt the wires attached to the...

I'm on TV! Chapter 7.5

Chapter 7.5: Rapid Fire.Leavesden Studio, UK. January 2002.[The three actors playing the Dursleys sat around the dining table eating their food. Fiona Shaw, who played Petunia, fussed over Harry Melling as Dudley, who was eagerly scarfing down the food that had long since gone cold. I was in the kit...

Witch Weekly 6th Edition: Veela Dilemma Part 3

Veela Dilemma Part 3Featuring: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Gabrielle DelacourTags: Public, Swimsuit, VoyeurThe beach would be safe, wouldn’t it?The entire household was all dressed and ready to hit the sand, sun, and salt today. The kids especially were on the edge of wetting themselves in excite...

Witch Weekly 5th Edition: Dust Snorkack

Dust SnorkackFeaturing: Harry Potter, Luna LovegoodTags: Maid, Shower, Hand jobI apparated into Grimmauld place and found it suspiciously clean. My wand was out immediately.I’d sent Kreacher off to live with Andromeda so that he could help care for Teddy, so the onus of Grimmauld’s housekeeping ...

January 31st Update Notice

Hello all members!I've updated I'm on TV! with chapters 6, 6.5, and 7 as promised.EDIT:Witch Weekly 5th and 6th edition a well as the 2 BONUS chapters of IoTV! chapters 7.5 and 8 are are live!I hope you all enjoy reading the latest additions!Much loveBar Calak

I'm on TV! Chapter 7

Chapter 7: UnscriptedWB London Branch, UK. November 2001As she strode into the meeting room with Columbus, Kloves, and Heyman, Jo Rowling felt like, for once, she was the one in the lead.It was time to finalise the screenplay.She’d been in these meetings a hundred times before and usually felt lik...

I'm on TV! Chapter 6.5

Chapter 6.5: Snakes & Ladders (of the corporate variety)Beverly Hills, 90210. May 2001.Ostentatious, it wasn’t a word used a lot these days by people who themselves weren’t pretentious. It basically meant all glamour and no class. It was the most appropriate word I had in my vocabulary to descri...

I'm on TV! Chapter 6

Chapter 6: NewboyLondon, UK. March 2001.Shooting wrapped towards the end of Feb, 2001. Almost immediately after the wrap party, there was a single press conference scheduled for the three of us - Emma, Rupert, and I - to attend.It was surreal. A massive hotel banquet hall was packed to the brim with...

Update Schedule for Members Jan 2024 (2)

My utmost thanks and welcome to all members!As part of my ongoing effort to make my patreon subscription worth your while I am providing an updated schedule for this week's releases.On Wednesday, January 31st 2024 I will upload the following :I'm on TV! - Chapters 6, 6.5, and 7Witch Weekly -...

Paid Content Update Notice

To all my paid members,As promised, here are the advanced chapters:I'm on TV - chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 5.5Witch Weekly - 3rd edition, 4th editionNow officially available to you!Let me know your impressions!Bar Calak

Witch Weekly 4th Edition: Veela Dilemma Part 2

Witch Weekly 4th Edition: Veela Dilemma Part 2Featuring: Harry Potter, Gabrielle DelacourTags: Hidden sex, Yandere, AnalIt was my second day on vacation with the Weasleys in France, and breakfast was in full swing. Coincidentally, my penis was also in full schwing.When the meal had begun, I’d done...

Witch Weekly 3rd Edition: Hogwarts Sexpress

Hogwarts SexpressFeaturing: Harry Potter, Bathsheda BabblingTags: Hidden Sex, MILF, TeacherEighth year was going to be interesting. As I glanced outside my compartment’s window, it felt eerily reminiscent of first year. I sat alone in my compartment, watching as stragglers ran onto the train when ...

I'm on TV! Chapter 5.5

Chapter 5.5 Sticks & StonesAlnwick Castle, UK. December 2000.My shooting schedule was brutal.In between the interior school scenes filmed at Durham Cathedral - such as the transfiguration classes - I was also shuttled back and forth to Leavesden studio, where the Privet drive scenes were being filme...

I'm on TV! Chapter 5

Chapter 5: Polaroid ExpressYou never know how much or how little you have until you put your life into boxes.A week’s worth of clothes, a well-worn pair of trainers, a folder full of documents, a camera, and a toothbrush. My entire existence fit into a single, medium-sized duffle bag with enough e...

I'm on TV! Chapter 4

Chapter 4: Brass Tacks & Income TaxThe sixth day had passed, but day six had yet to arrive. Mrs Stephens anxiously busied herself around our squeaky clean suite while I moped on the couch.“Ooh…” she sat beside me and clasped my hands between hers. “Don’t let this get you down, dear. You ga...

Update Schedule for Members Jan 2024

My sincerest thanks and welcome to my first few members!In order to ensure none of you suffer from buyer's remorse and get your money's worth I'm outlining my update schedule for upcoming advanced chapters.On January 24th 2024 (GMT +7) I will release the following:I'm on TV - chapter...

Witch Weekly 2nd Edition : Veela Dilemma Part 1

Witch Weekly No.2 Veela Dilemma Part 1Featuring: Harry Potter, Gabrielle DelacourTags: Hidden Sex, Yandere, Oral“Good morning, Harry!” normally having that shouted in your ear by a five-year-old child while the vigorously shook your shoulders a little too early in the morning isn’t a pleasant ...

Witch Weekly 1st Edition : S.P.U.M. (Society for the Pleasure of Unappreciated Muggleborns)

S.P.U.M. (Society for the Pleasure of Unappreciated Muggleborns)Featuring: Harry Potter, Hermione GrangerTags: DomSub, Office, Friends to LoversDespite it being merely her first year at the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Hermione found the ministry arm as difficult t...

Official Release of Witch Weekly!

A collection of smut focused oneshots and multi chapter minisiries set in the Harry Potter Universe. Featuring new witches and original premises every week - all revolving around Post-Hogwarts, 8th year, and AU's.2 chapters every week! Advanced chapter according to tiers.

I'm on TV! Chapter 3

Chapter 3: JK ain’t Kidding AroundI found myself once again in a nondescript room in an office building for my third round audition. At least, this time the lights were shining everywhere rather than directly on to my face.It was nice being able to see who I was performing for, for once.And what a...

I'm on TV! Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Will you Marriot me?“Oh, this is so terribly exciting! I can’t believe we’re in LA. Have your ears popped yet, dear? Mine seem to be rather stubbornly fuzzy.” Mrs Stephens - who had generously chaperoned me across the pond asked me. I dug into my pocket and found a Werther’s ori...

I'm on TV! Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Warn A BrotherCardiff, Wales. January 2000.Transmigrating twenty-two years in the past into the body of a seven-year-old may seem like a massive inconvenience, but to the ill-prepared mind, re-life was the next great adventure. The mechanics of my arrival in the time-stream would remain a...

Official Release of I'm on TV!

A casual transmigration career building slice-of-life fic. With access to modern internet watch how the MC exploits foreknowledge to turn himself into an entertainment mogul over the course of decades. This is wish fulfilment without any shame. The story of Harry Potter, as told through the lens of ...

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