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Turkey Thursday: THE LITTLE UNICORN
Oh hi, Traxians! Let's do a Turkey Thursday, huh?Please join me tomorrow, September 9th at 3:30 pm Pacific / 6:30 pm Eastern at this link for a watch party of The Little Unicorn! I don't think I've seen this one, but I've heard rumors that the unicorn isn't really all that little...
Bridget and Mary Jo talk BEFORE I SAY GOODBYE!
Howdy, Traxians!Bridget and Mary Jo stopped by my virtual recording studio to chat about their latest riff, Before I Say Goodbye, which is another made-for-TV movie adaptation of a Mary Higgins Clark novel. Exciting stuff!We talk about the movie, and digress into such salient points as exposition, s...
Turkey Thursday September 2: REPLICA
Hi, folks!Erik here, hoping you'll come by for another Turkey Thursday!This week, I'll be screening the early James Nguyen movie attempt, Replica. (We also released it Unriffed as part of our deal with him, but watching any of his movies sans jokes is not something I'd want to put our de...
Extended Preview: BEFORE I SAY GOODBYE
Now available, it's a new Bridget and Mary Jo riff on another Mary Higgins Clark adaptation!Nell McDermott’s (Sean Young, in her clenchest-jawest performance ever) mysterious husband has been killed under mysterious circumstances in a mysterious boat explosion. Now the search is on for who don...
Turkey Thursday for August 26: OMEGA COP!
Howdy, Traxians! Your old pal Erik here.I'm back in the saddle from Nashville, having successfully completed out 31st live show - Hobgoblins! It was a hoot and a half, but I'm very much glad to be home.So, as promised, please join me for another Turkey Thursday in 48 hours from now: OMEGA CO...
Talkin' BABY GHOST
Hello Traxillanians. Kevin here.In this spirited round, we continue with (finish off / become nauseated by) our self-proclaimed two-movie SUMMER OF ESTEVEZ, with Baby Ghost.Now, it may already be obvious to you that we’ve been putting off this title for quite some time, all the while being egged o...
Traxian Thursday August 12: ALIEN OUTLAW
Hello, Traxians!This Thursday I'll be hosting yet another Turkey for your enjoyment! I think the title and concept of this one feels very much like something the MST3K crew would have done during the Sci-Fi years. In Alien Outlaw, whip enthusiast Lash LaRue and his gun-slinging protégé must fi...
Extended Preview: BABY GHOST!
It's finally here! Baby Ghost, our latest VOD from the creator of Rollergator, and continuing our Summer of Joe Estevez.After years of heated internal debate, weighing the ethical choices at hand, the pros and cons, the potential damage that could result for all mankind, we at RiffTrax have fina...
Turkey Thursday, August 5: COOL AS ICE!
Hello, Traxians! Erik here.You've heard of Hot Turkey Sandwiches. You also probably heard of quitting "cold turkey." But have you ever seen a turkey that was Cool as Ice?Tortured puns aside, this is one of my favorite riffs of all time, and one that I think is always worth a re-watch, So...
Talkin' RiffTrax: PLANKTON
Hello Traxians,Mike, Kevin, and Bill are back with their post-recording discussion of Plankton! They try to figure out whether it's more confusing or disgusting, whether talking clocks are common on cruises, and that very interesting bedside table lamp. Enjoy!You can also download this episode h...
Extended Preview: PLANKTON
Picture a luxury yacht: helipad next to the hot tub. Gorgeous waitstaff. Laboratory full of unholy experimental sea monster hybrids. Top shelf bar. We all know the drill!Fortunately, the unholy sea monsters are being kept in a state of suspended animation. (Fortunate for the producers, because it’...
Talkin' RiffTrax: Universal Soldier II
Hi folks,Kevin Murphy here.Forget that this is a direct-to-cable sequel. Forget that Jean-Claude Van Damme is replaced without anyone batting an eyelash. Even forget that Gary Busey’s choppers are the most prominent thing on the screen, most of the time.Instead, do what we do. Focus on Burt Reynol...
Extended Preview: UNIVERSAL SOLDIER 2: BROTHERS IN ARMS
Hi again, Traxians!On last night's Turkey Thursday stream, I effused much excitement for our newest addition to the vast array of terrible action movies we've released onto our site. And now, I'm pleased to present our Extended Preview of Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms!Universal ...
Talkin' RiffTrax: SAN FRANPSYCHO
Hiya, Traxians!Last week we officially kicked off the Summer Of Estevez, with the first of two movies "starring" the one and only Joe Estevez.Immediately after recording the riff for this stinkburger, Mike, Kevin, and Bill talked to our Traxian camera about what they just saw. They discuss J...
Today on Scener: Planet of Dinosaurs!
Hello, Traxians!Since we're celebrating RiffTrax's 15th birthday this week, I wanted to reach back into the catalog a bit for one of my personal favorites: Planet of Dinosaurs!We'll begin at 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30pm Eastern at this link.See you then!
Submit your pre-show questions for our TWILIGHT watch party!
Hiya, Traxians!Erik here. In planning our upcoming Watch Party over on Scener for our 15th birthday, we thought it would be fun to do a little pre-show Q&A at the start! But, we'll only accept questions from you, our Patreon subscribers.So please ask any burning questions you may have for Mike, ...
Extended Preview: SAN FRANPSYCHO
Howdy, Traxians!Today's new feature-length VOD is San Franpsycho. We've talked about it plenty already on this here Patreon, and it's now available on the site!A menace stalks the streets of San Francisco.Shirt untucked and tie loosened like someone who’s just been ejected from a dog t...
Listen to the SAN FRANPSYCHO theme by the RiffTones!
In San Franpsycho (coming to the RiffTrax site tomorrow), Joe Estevez plays a detective in search of a murderin' psychopath who is loose on the streets of San Francisco. Just in case the title didn't make it obvious.Bill dreamed up the lyrics, and Kevin wrote the music, to this unofficial th...
Turkey Thursday for July 15: Retro Puppet Master
Oh hai, Traxians! And oh hai, direct-to-video prequel to C-list 90s horror movie franchise!Yes, "Mark" from The Room is in Retro Puppet Master, and not only that, but it was directed by none other than David DeCoteau (under a pseudonym). I'm very much looking forward to this one!It's...
Extended Preview: MAX HAVOC - CURSE OF THE DRAGON
Howdy, Traxians!From Albert Pyun, director of Alien From L.A., Captain America (1990) and many more, comes the most appropriately-named main character in an action film since "Punch Rockgroin" - it's MAX HAVOC: CURSE OF THE DRAGON!We released our newest VOD on the site this morning, and ...
Today on Scener: FAIRY KING OF AR (via Vimeo)
Hi Traxians,Erik here! Join me this afternoon for another Scener watch party - this time featuring our riff on the children's movie FAIRY KING OF AR, starring(?) Malcom McDowell, who is always a sure-fire guarantee that there will be plenty of scenery chewing.We'll start at 3:30pm Pacific / ...
Talkin' RiffTrax: FACE/OFF
HIya, Traxians!A little while back, Bill and Mike chatted over Zoom about their upcoming riff that they had just finished: Face/Off. They sat down to discuss the scientific accuracy of John Travolta and Nic Cage's characters swapping faces, voices, and chest hair!Enjoy, won't you?You can als...
Hanging' Out with RiffTrax: The Summer of Estevez
UPDATE: The video is now available to all Traxians! You can stream it in the player above, or download the whole thing from Vimeo here.----Hey Super and Ultra Traxians!July is here, and since we're finally into the meat of summer, we thought it was about time we declared it The Summer of Joe Est...
Turkey Thursday for July 1, 2021: GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE, with short HOW TO BE A FRIEND
Hello, Traxians!Erik here. This Thursday, let's skip the streaming services and go straight to Vimeo for a watch party of RiffTrax's first-ever riff on that big spinny fella made out of turtle meat, GAMMERA: THE INVINCIBLE!Join me as I host a watch party on Scener at 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30pm ...
Maze/Off
Greetings, Traxians!Today is the release day of our Face/Off riff! Those of you who had pre-ordered it were given some sweet bonus content for doing so: a video greeting from the guys, AND an awesome hand-drawn digital maze featuring the king of extreme overacting, Nicolas Cage, by our friend Eric E...
Turkey Thursday: THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW on June 24
Hello, Traxians!Erik here, and I'm itching to do another Turkey Thursday featuring a pre-recorded riff, and the magic of our RiffTrax Mobile App!Tomorrow (not the day after), June 24th, grab your Prime Video subscription, and gather your cans of food in your bunkers as we enjoy THE DAY AFTER TOM...
Turkey Thursday Watch Party: MONEY PLANE with Mike, Kevin, and Bill!
Update June 17th:Well, that was a total blast! Thanks to everyone who came and joined in on the fun. What should we do for the next one? Leave your suggestions in the comments!Hopefully these will become a semi-regular thing. I appreciate everyone who came to watch, and hopefully we'll be able t...
Extended Preview: LUCKY DAY
It's your lucky day! That's also the name of today's release, a TV Movie riffed by the dynamic duo of Bridget and Mary Jo.Gregarious, whistling courier Bill has gone missing - and under suspicious circumstances.Nora, an aspiring actress and Bill’s friend, starts sleuthing. Whether it m...
Turkey Thursday: The Sword and the Sorcerer!
Hiya folks!Turkey Thursdays are back, Traxians! Please join me today for a screening of our riff on THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER, at 3:30 pm Pacific / 6:30 pm Eastern. The stream will play through Vimeo, so no subscription is required - you only need Google Chrome and the Scener Chrome Extension.Pleas...
Talkin' RiffTrax: THE ALIEN DEAD
Howdy, folks! And greetings to the new Traxians here on the old Patreon. Welcome!Kevin Murphy here. We found ourselves in a conundrum about The Alien Dead. First of all, is it actually a movie? So let’s do a quick comparative thought experiment: If you take yeast, water, salt, and flour, throw it ...
