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Technical Difficulties - The Box

Hay! Just a quick heads up, I need to rework the post for The Box as it violated Patreon's community guidelines (I'll talk about it in the stream).The original post has been taken down for the time being, but it should be back, fairly shortly.Thank you so much for your patience and understan...

Unboxing Bits - Odhan from Strange Bedfellas [SFW]

I had a small package come in. I'm not sure when I will get around to reviewing it but I wanted to open it. Anyway, It's a small, medium firmness Odhan from Strange Bedfellas, and it's *beautiful. Observe the glee.

Personal Files #1 - From HEADCANON 2021 - May 9, 2021

Summary: I make a move on you, my owner, when I get tired of watching you play video games. I just wanted you to notice me....Tags: [Owner/Pet] [Dom/Sub] [Established Dynamic] [Wholesome] [Sweet] [Needy] [Blowjob] [Cowgirl] on the couch [Cream Pie] [Teasing] a touch [Rough]I'm not sure how often...

Weekly Bits - April 15

Hormones and medication issues and general existence really took it out of me this week. On the bright side, there's going to be chocolate on sale in a few days and I like chocolate.I'm looking forward to hearing what you think of the improv I have cumming! I hope your week is going well and...

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Die Cast 3R Wand from Doxy

Something something, MAGIC WAND! This week I'm looking at the Die Cast 3R rechargeable vibrating wand massager from Doxy and Lovehoney. The name of it just rolls off your tongue, doesnt it? We'll call it the 3R for short. Let's talk about it!Visually: This wand has quite a nice look to i...

Weekly Bits - April 8, 2022

I have a lot on the go. Kinda busyish.... I'm feeling good though! Expect a text post later today on some exciting stuff!

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Domi 2 from Lovense

Oh boy. This one is a banger.This week, I'm reviewing the Domi 2 "Mini" Wand from Lovense with some assistance from a mysterious shadow figure. Thank you so so much to the generous person, who will remain un-named, who added this toy to my arsenal. This is a heavy hitter and I'm not ...

Charisma Check - Half-Orcs - A Nerdy Ramblefap

I'm quickly running out of furry and scaly things to talk about, so I guess next time Ill be looking at dwarves or something?

Translator Hell - Necromancy?

A certain someone suggested I could run my stories through Google Translate a buttload of times and like... profit off the new content it would almost certainly produce. I debated teasing you and keeping the original story a secret so you could guess, but... then I thought that might be a bit mean.....

Apologies for the Minor Inconvenience

The review I am working on for this week was held up a little bit due to a scheduling conflict.It will be up a little later today, or, I may just dump *everything* on Friday like a heathen. Who knows!?But, I hope it's another banger.

Why "Bits"? - An Answer for a Question

Would you believe, I had nothing to do with it?I'm sorry I failed at DPing my pussy... I'll try harder next time, I promise.Hope you are having a great day!Edited to Add: Baxter's full name is "Baxter Pandemic Riot Revolution" but he goes by "BaxBax" for short.

Slut Suck School - Lesson Three: Worship

I would like to start off with a thank you to King and Key. It was fun to try to work a cock rating into a suck session, even if I got a bit distracted. Kinda sloppy. A lot of fun.

TOMORROW.

School is back in session?

DirtyBit's Toy Review - A Threesome with PlusOne

So, this week is a bit different in that, I found the products I am reviewing at Walmart. I was wandering the pharmacy aisles looking for other things and I came across the Air Pulsing Arouser and the Personal Massager, among other things, from plusOne. As we all know, I don't leave the house mu...

Pet Names: Daddy?

I was asked how I felt about using "Daddy" in a sexual setting and I like... talked a bit about it? I have to apologize cause I kind of got caught up getting off....

Weekly Bits - March 25, 2022

It's my weekly therapy session! Quick Reminder that I will be streaming this Saturday and Sunday on Discord. We're gonna watch a movie or three and get messy. And Sunday is our SFW catch up on BBC. If you know, you know. Hope your week is going well, my loves! It smells like spring outside.....

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Scian from Ouranoscopes - Extended Review

This week, we are blasting off to explore the solar system with the Mega/ Medium firmness Scian from Ouranoscopes. This is a Canadian company and I'm kind of excited to talk about them.For my lovely patrons, you get the extended review! This includes my unboxing audio from back in October-ish, a...

No Work. I Wanna Suck and Fuck - A Ramblefap

I have things to work on but.... this felt like a better use of my time? Not a lot of chatter in this one... I just wanted to shut off and get messy.

Charism Check - Tieflings

It was requested I not take to long to talk about Tieflings. I feel like I was a bit distracted with getting off cause I totally forgot to talk about their eye, but I think I hit all the other important parts?

Weekly Bits - March 18, 2022

As per usual, things happened and the world continued to spin like none of it ever mattered to begin with.... Interested in helping me get a new wand? The links for that can be found HERE Uhhhhh..... Yeah... I'm a dramatic bitch. No worries, be happy, now.

Bits from the Other Room

So, I fucked up.I forgot to change my microphone settings before I recorded? I have two that I jump between. It's not something I usually have an issue with.But. There's a first time for everything and today was the day. Here's hoping I learned my lesson.All the same... It's kind of ...

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Anathema from PhoenixFlame Creations

We have seen this design from PhoenixFlame Creations already, but I had said I wanted to pick up a medium Anathema and when I want it, I get it. This one is in a soft firmness.Let's talk about it.Visually: So, the pour reminds me of a Christmas tree ornament? It's a little more on the plain ...

Weekly Bits - March 11, 2022

As per usual, a period of time occurred and now we are all here. Existence!

Charisma Check: Dragonborn

This is a thinly veiled excuse to get off while I think about scaly boys with chompy teeth. Ergo, A new series was born where I get off to nerd shit.

Bits' Bullshit - This Fu*king Show

I'm talking about this piece of garbage (IMDB Link). But first, babe, can I suck you off? As a thank you for listening to me rant?I feel like this one is really funny. You can just watch me spin my wheels on not understanding things and it's... just so funny at a certain point. Hard reminder...

DirtyBit's Toy Review -Flint from Bad Dragon

If you haven't heard of Bad Dragon before and you somehow ended up in here, I..... bless your innocents.Today, I'm playing with one of my old boys, the ever handsome Mini Flint in Soft firmness. This one has been in my collection so long, I forget exactly when I got him.Visually: All cards o...

Wanna Pick My Brain?

I feel like you want to ask me something? Now's the time...It's been a moment since I did one of these. I will probably drink for this one, but responsibly; I swear.Let's close this one off at like.... Midnight, March 16, 2022. Everyone's midnight, only because my midnight is almost ...

Unboxing Bits - Ziq Strange Bedfellas

I just really love everything Strange Bedfellas does, and I was super excited to have an excuse to pick one of these big boys up. Real photos when I do the real review. I'm hoping to make that a live stream event? Ziq was purchased as part of my one patreon goals, so I want to make it a bit spec...

Please, Don't Leave Me - Story Preview

I've talked about this post a bit now. I figured, you might want to preview the story? Maybe?A couple loose goals I had for myself when I started:- I wanted to keep this one under 10 pages.- I wanted to have multiple endings- I wanted to do something... a little different? I feel like the beggin...

Weekly Bits - March 4, 2022

Long story short, the kitty is fine and I'm stressed cause the world is doing dumb shit. SFW Live Stream - March 5, 9:15pm UTC - Big Brother Canada (BBC, baby. we love it)