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The Morning After [NSFW]

I was going to make this yesterday, but then I remembered everyone would be upset with me for not resting. So, here I am. Just a quick update on how Im feeling and a silly little story and I get carried away as per usual, cause.... Im a horny little thing. I hope you are having a great day! I'll...

Wanna do another AMA?

So, it was suggested/ requested I do another AMA, and I thought that sounds like a good time! Last time was a good time! As is tradition, I have set up a form. You have the option to ask anonymously, or let me know what you would like me to call you and I will do my very best to follow through.Oh! A...

Spooky Season Halloween Ramblefap

So, scary movies didn't fit in the Friday Rambles, so I made a separate special audio for that topic! I talk about movies.... and get off.... I would recommend anticipating spoilers? But I don't talk about anything current, so no worries for anything that came out in the last 2 years or so.

Weekly Bits - October 29, 2021

I have been busy doing nothing. But I have things to talk about so that's always fun!

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Three

I don't think I'm afraid anymore? Just.... horny...Edited to add: Ahhhh! I'm so sorry for the file mess up. I'm not sure why Patreon did me dirty like that, but I think it's fixed now!

Patreon Exclusive Ramble Fap - Serial Killers (NSFW)

So, I've been thinking about talking about serial killers... and getting off.... and while they aren't usually something that gets me hot and bothered persay, I think I had a real nice time running my mouth, here. Trigger Warning: I talk about people who killed people in here. So.... anticip...

Cucked - Part Three - Dinner and a Threesome

As is tradition, here is the script for the next and final part of cucked and now I will take far too fucking long to produce it, but hopefully it is worth the wait once I get it out. Ugh, I hate writing synopsiseseseses. Synopsis: After another quick nap, we wake up and go for a late dinner. What ...

NSFW Movie Night Taster - Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Edited to add: LMAO, I didn't realize the audio was recording when I cleaned the toy so you can hear me have a conversation with the cat. Sorry, not sorry. Im sure its fine... So. I forgot to hit record on the very first movie night, which is kind of too bad, cause it was a banger. At the same t...

Weekly Bits - October 22, 2021 (SFW)

It's been a bit of a week. A couple downs, a couple ups... REAL GOOD. I talk a lot about movie night.

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Two

This week, I'm looking back on books that scared me. Honestly... I get a bit distracted by my toy though. Oops? It's not really spooky season without some tricks sprinkled in, right?

Dick Ratings, How Would You Like Them

Hey! HI!So, in connection to my Tier Transparency Update. I mentioned that I was considering moving Dick Ratings to a live performance type thing on Discord. However, after some thought, I figured that would be a question better brought to you, as, they're your dicks. So, I canKeep doing the Dic...

Slut Suck School Blooper

I feel like a better descriptor would be "Alternate Take" but.... I totally got distracted and forgot what I was here to do and started trying to educate. So, enjoy?

Slut Suck School - Lesson Two: Gagging? [NSFW]

I am.... a very good girl, so long as you don't want me to focus on a specific thing,

Movie Night! What Are We Watchin', Babe!?

Hey! Okay! So, the poll for which night worked for everyone ended in a tie. Great job, everyone. I'm not even mad. I have also had some feedback that you know... time zones exist and some of us sleep when others are awake. So, I think, this time, as I anticipate it will be a bit of a shit show o...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, The Final Stop: Treachery

Welcome to the VIP Lounge. You made it! Wanna listen while I torture myself?A bit of aftercare, in writing as well: I'm great! I had so much fun. I have a couple nasty looking bruises, so I'm going to take a bath, and maybe eat some ice cream. As a treat! And to cool down....Tags: [Tour of H...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Eight: Fraud

I... legitimately struggled to make this one fraud themed. I just... don't know how to do it. But the dicks are fucking phenomenal!Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Co...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Seven: Violence

I like violence... Maybe I'll get promoted to this circle some day...Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Di...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Six: Heresy

Look, I'm not super strict with where I worship. So long as you treat me right? Let's talk about it.Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns ...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Five: Anger

The frustration is starting to build up. I'm ready to rage.Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreci...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Four: Greed

I want it all. I want it now. Give it to me, please?Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreciation] [Dic...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Three: Gluttony

Shall we hit the buffet?Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreciation] [Dick Worship][Talking About Dic...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Two: Lust

I forgot something in my office. Stay here, please. I'll be right back!There are no ratings in this portion, but there *is* content.Tags: [Original Content] [I love Cock] [Cock Sucking] [Fucking] [Moaning] [Wet Sounds] [Tour of Hell] [Plot]Additional sound effects are from Freesounds.org Knock_t...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, First Stop: Limbo

Welcome my dears. This one is a hefty beast and I'm so excited to release it into the world.So, I received a number of dicks to rate. I am so delighted. But I wanted to split things up a bit after the last one went so long.We're going to go on an adventure, loves.In the elevator please, and ...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick - The Full Trip

There was a gentle request for the dick rating to maybe come out as one piece as well as chunks, for if a person wants to marathon it. And I was really curious what my final run time was... So, yeah! Sure! Why not!This version will be exclusive to Patreon and does not contain the Reddit version of T...

Weekly Bits - October 15, 2021 [SFW]

I'm chatty today. Topics include: The new dick rating audio(s) Discord stuff, and a few clarifications Maybe improv week? Maybe? Typical Bit's rambling

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part One

I have been known to be an easily spookable kind of person throughout my life. I like spooky things, but I also carry a lot of residual trauma from childhood, from movies to books to websites. I thought it would be fun to try to re-write some of my wiring and get off while I think about it? Part one...

Deep Fantasies - My Thoughts [NSFW]

Okay, I'm going to let my mouth run a bit more than usual. I get off in the middle as this was a spilt recording with a last minute update! So, I became aware of the toy shop Deep Fantasies a couple of months ago. I got a few items (more details in the audio on THAT), and then found out they hav...

Discord Movie Night Trial Run

Okay. We're going to set a deadline so I have a reason to get things finished to the point of *good enough*.I'm thinking a trial movie night on discord next week?It will probably be a bit of a rough ride to start. This is new to me. I hope you don't mind the fumbling.How about, we pick o...

Catgirl Story Time [NSFW]

Synopsis: Everyone knows catgirls are horrible at telling stories. Good thing she's a loving thing. And it sounds like she's in heat? I had a very nice, earnest request for more catgirl and I'm procrastinating on Cucked part 3, so, in Bits' tradition, I made an improv. Let's pret...

Reading the Heart of the (Tarot) Cards [SFW]

I don't really do/ record warm ups, but I thought I would do something for fun, cause I can. It's a fist full of pointy things so don't mind me as I have a small break down at the pieces of pretty cardstock.