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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x7) "THE RED SOWING"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥Episod...

FEEDING OUR FANNIBALS THE PENULTIMATE EPISODES OF SEASON 2! 🩸

We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is. Tonight’s course? Episodes 11 & 12, flambéed in vengeance and spiced with a dash of madness. Revenge simmers, pigs feast, and the masks finally slip 🐷🔥Please like, comment, hype, stream, scream - help us spread Ha...

An Inconceivable Loss--RIP Rob Reiner 💔

We were deeply saddened to hear of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele's passing, as we truly loved them and all the happiness they've brought us all over the years. In honor of Rob's incredible legacy and the joy THE PRINCESS BRIDE has brought to so many, we’ve moved our reaction from the...

One Last Float 🎈IT: WELCOME TO DERRY FINALE

Our IT: WELCOME TO DERRY finale reaction is officially live on YouTube, and if you have it in your petty, spooky hearts, we’d love for you to pop over and give the YT cut some love, Pumpkins!If you’re down to clown, like, comment, stream, scream, float, and help send this chapter off properly, i...

IT: WELCOME TO DERRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x8) "WINTER FIRE"

🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈❄️🔥 In episode eight, "Winter Fire," the clown has danced IT's final dance (on th...

BAH HUMBUG! WE'VE BEEN SCROOGED!

Pumpkins, our Scrooged (1988) YouTube edit is LIVE!!! We’d love if you helped us spread a little Christmas fear...erhm, cheer in the comments! Like, hype, stream, scream! Haunt the algorithm like the Ghost of Christmas future is on your heels! 😈✨As always, thank you for haunting the holiday s...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x6) "SMALLFOLK"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥In epi...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x5) "REGENT"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥In epi...

🎄🩸 A VERY MERRY X-MAS TO YOU 🩸🎄

We will not accept a life we do not deserve and the life we do deserve is one where YOU binge Ti West’s holy trinity in one glorious sitting with us. That’s right, Pumpkins: X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! AND because i...

HEATED RIVALRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x4) "ROSE"

We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦Baby, let the gayme...

SCROOGED (1988) REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING!

BAH HUMBUG It’s the season of giving (unless you’re Frank Cross) but lucky for y’all...we’re not! We're bringing in the holiday season with a first time watch of SCROOGED, a dark and twisted classic Christmas tale of ghosts, gaggery and most importantly... growth! 🎄👻✨❤️🎶

LAST HOLIDAY (2006) REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Pack your bags and grab your fanciest faux furs as we check into the Grandhotel Pupp for this ($5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER: PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST-TIME WATCH) of LAST HOLIDAY! The glitz is giving glamorous gowns, the dinners are divine and Queen Latifah is serving us cheers AND tears as we accompany her ...

HEATED RIVALRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x3) "HUNTER"

We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦Baby, let the gayme...

HEATED RIVALRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x2) "OLYMPIANS"

We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦Baby, let the gayme...

HEATED RIVALRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x1) "ROOKIES"

We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦Baby, let the gayme...

IT: WELCOME TO DEPRESSION

🎈 We survived the saddest episode of Welcome to Derry so far, and somehow turned our emotional collapse into a YouTube friendly edit (or the more-swallowable version of our pain) If you want to support the channel and give this one a boost, we’d love for you to click over, drop a like, comment...

IT: WELCOME TO DERRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x7) "THE BLACK SPOT"

🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈In episode seven “The Black Spot,” the true horror that resides within Derry rears IT's ugly...

WELCOME TO CRIMSON PEAK

Petty Pumpkins, the ghosts have spoken… and CRIMSON PEAK has officially been UNVAULTED! 🎉🏰🩸That means this chilling, blood-soaked Gothic Winter reaction has moved from the $10 tier down into the $5 tier!We’ve also released a freshly polished YouTube edit for you to stream, scream, and s...

GAME OF THRONES SEASON 4 HAS ARRIVED!

You’ve seen every gasp, scream, and messy meltdown with us on Patreon, but now the long awaited YouTube edit has arrived, trimmed, crowned, and ready for the Purple Wedding celebrations! Give her a royal wave, comment, like, stream, scream, hype! Let us know your favorite gag of the season 💜⚔...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x4) "THE RED DRAGON AND THE GOLD"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥In epi...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x3) "THE BURNING MILL"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥In epi...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x2) "RHAENYRA THE CRUEL"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥in epi...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x1) "A SON FOR A SON"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥In epi...

Daddy is BACK and we're loving IT! 🎈

Pumpkins… episode six, “In the Name of the Father,” took us straight to clown church and back. The daddiest harlequin of Derry has officially stepped out of the shadows and this cliffhanger????? Sickening in ways we weren’t spiritually prepared for... 🥲😭Like, comment, hype, stream, scr...

DECEMBER 2025 UPCOMING CONTENT!

Happy December Pumpkins!!! Cannot believe we've made it through another year and it's all thanks to YOU! This month we're so excited to celebrate the holiday season, gay hockey players, Ella Purnell, gothic winters and so much more!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!!! So exc...

IT: WELCOME TO DERRY REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x6) "IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER"

🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be ...

UNWRAP OUR CHRISTMAS COLLECTION! 🎁

Happy Holidays, officially, Pumpkins! 🎄❤️Tomorrow we’re sharing the full lineup of movies and shows you can expect from us in December, and we cannot WAIT to bring more festive fun to the Patch!But if you’re already craving something seasonal to sip on, our CHRISTMAS COLLECTION is live! I...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x10) "THE BLACK QUEEN"

🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸In “The Black Queen,” grief gives rise to the first true rumblings of war. The real dra...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON REACTION FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x9) "THE GREEN COUNCIL"

🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸 In “The Green Council” The King's passing throws the realm into chaos as alliances...

TAKE A THANKSGIVING THRILL RIDE WITH US!

Our Planes, Trains & Automobiles reaction is now LIVE on YouTube! Escape from your intense holiday weekend family drama or that long long football game to help our Thanksgiving Day streams (we need them--it's a tough day to post!) and more importantly, to help us celebrate this amazing movie tha...