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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 55
Naruto’s tense voice cut through the thick silence like a kunai. "What happened to Sakura?!"Even the campfire seemed to burn quieter, and the rain outside had stopped its rhythmic tapping against the rocky ground. Sasuke wasn’t even breathing, frozen like a statue."Relax. She’s jus...
[Castling] Chapter 55
That trip did something strange to me. I learned a lot about myself—some of it was not exactly pleasant. For one, I realised I was a sentimental idiot, a proper product of this cushy modern age—a pampered weakling who’d grown up thinking meat just appeared on shop shelves by itself.The easy li...
Daily Updates (15/02/2025)
Demons of NCTier 1: Chapter 72Tier 2: Chapter 77Life is GoodTier 1: Chapter 42Tier 2: Chapter 47Elden Ring: My EndingTier 1: Chapter 39Tier 2: Chapter 44
[Demons of NC] Chapter 77
INTERLUDE: David MartinezCold, damp twilight. An industrial zone near the bay.“A2, report status,” a voice crackled through comms.“On position,” David replied.“Understood, A2. Hold position with A1 and wait for reinforcements. Maintain perimeter control.”“Reinforcements not needed.”...
[Life is Good] Chapter 47
Some dreams just fuck me up.The Sketched Man? He still makes somesense—like, maybe some cosmic entity noticed me because I remember my past life. But thisshit? The nonsense I dreamed last night? What the hell does Strucker have to do with anything? Why the fuck did my subconscious drag him up and ...
[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 44
One question. Just one question crossed Melina’s mind the moment she saw what was happening."What is going on?"Two men—one half-naked, the other clad in heavy armor—stood a short distance from the manor on the scorched volcanic plain, burning each other with their gazes alone. Melina i...
Daily Updates (14/02/25)
Castling the Long WayTier 1: Chapter 49Tier 2:Chapter 54Mad TigerTier 1: Chapter 49Tier 2: Chapter 54Annoucement:It looks like Patreon is having some issues with the latest update. If you're having trouble accessing the posts, let me know and I'll reupload them.
[Castling] Chapter 54
The trip cost me a fair bit—thirty-five Galleons just for the travel, another ten to join the expedition, and fifteen more for a translator, a Portkey, and getting all the paperwork sorted between the two Ministries. But I didn’t regret a single Knut, even if I was a bit put out at first.The int...
[Mad Tiger] Chapter 54
"Man, our first realmission was just plain stupid," Naruto grumbled."On the other hand, Kakashi-sensei let us use radios," Sasuke countered dryly, shooting me a look. I, on the other hand, was practically vibrating from suppressed laughter and sheer pride.Yeah, sure, the whole thing ...
Daily Updates (13/02/25)
Demons of NCTier 1: Chapter 71Tier 2: Chapter 76Elden Ring: My EndingTier 1: Chapter 38Tier 2: Chapter 43Life is GoodTier 1: Chapter 41Tier 2: Chapter 46
[Life is Good] Chapter 46
There was about an hour left before Penelope arrived. Initially, I planned to meet her at the airport, but we agreed she’d come straight to me, and then we’d head out together with the whole gang to visit Mama Betty. With time to kill, I pulled Mom Judy into the bathroom with the classic "Wh...
[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 43
In the Lands Between, there weren’t many left who hadn’t at least heardof Kosta. You’d have to try really hard to avoid hearing about the Tarnished whose strength surpassed that of demigods. The bearer of three Great Runes, the one who, with high probability, would soon become the next Elden L...
[Demons of NC] Chapter 76
Other than the shower, the apartment now had a curved bathtub—no jacuzzi, but big enough for a couple of people. Whatever Evelyn had thrown in there smelled pretty damn nice. The water had turned a pale pink, with flower petals floating on the surface."Shower first," Lucy cut off my attemp...
[Mad Tiger] Chapters 42-48 (Reupload)
Chapter 42‘Well, if nothing else, seei
Daily Updates (13/02/25)
Castling the Long WayTier 1: Chapter 48Tier 2: Chapter 53Mad TigerTier 1: Chapter 48Tier 2: Chapter 53Elden RingTier 1: Chapter 37Tier 2: Chapter 42
[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 42
The Tarnished was fast, and Sellen knew it. Watching him cover distances in days that would take an ordinary person weeks—if not months—had only been surprising for the first few days.Konstantin’s spectral steed wasn’t called the fastest mount in the Lands Between for nothing.But what was ev...
[Mad Tiger] Chapter 53
Naruto was fidgeting, restless, grabbing onto anything he could in the kitchen like he didn’t know what to do with himself. He washed the dishes. Started cooking something. At this hour?Well, I guess he was hungry—probably drained a ton of chakra too. He put rice on the stove to cook, then final...
[Castling] Chapter 53
Lupin showed up three days later, only to resign and leave the castle five days after that. Snape had let slip that he was a werewolf, and soon enough, furious letters from outraged parents flooded in. The students were gutted—everyone liked Lupin, and, to be fair, he was the most reasonable Defen...
Daily Updates (11/02/25) + Announcement
Demons of NCTier 1: Chapter 70Tier 2: Chapter 75Life is GoodTier 1: Chapter 40Tier 2: Chapter 45Elden RingChapter TomorrowAnnouncement:Last week, my landlord started renovations, and ever since, we've been dealing with electrical issues. That’s why there was a power outage last Friday. I was h...
[Life is Good] Chapter 45
Helen Dill, Philip Coulson’s superior, two hours after his meeting with Salamander.The conversation with Philip had been unpleasant, to say the least. That arrogant little “agent” had completely ruined her mood. "A stupid plan,"he had the nerve to say. As if she didn’t know that alre...
[Demons of NC] Chapter 75
The Maelstrom AV was descending, wobbling dangerously as it tilted to the side.What the fuck was this thing? Looked like a modded-out civilian model, barely holding together in the air. But it had three machine guns, missiles, and at least some armor.A dust cloud rolled in over the horizon. I zoomed...
Daily Updates (10/02/25)
Mad TigerTier 1: Chapter 47Tier 2: Chapter 52Castling the Long WayTier 1: Chapter 47Tier 2:Chapter 52HydrargyrumI haven't had the chance to give these drafts to Hind (the Author) so there might be some small mistakesTier 1:Chapter 13Chapter 14Chapter 14.5 (Interlude)Tier 2:Chapter 17Chapter 18Ch...
[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 19
"Boss, isn’t this technically poaching?""We’re in a forest shielded by a barrier from regular people, but this area isn’t listed as a Ministry reserve and doesn’t belong to any private individual," Kayneth explained as he walked leisurely along the wide trail, broken branches...
[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 18
(TN: Replaced Lin with Lyn)"Things are going well."That was how Kayneth would have assessed his current position. He stood on the train platform with his hands clasped behind his back, surrounded by a noisy crowd of witches and wizards eagerly awaiting the return of their children, nieces, n...
[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 17
(TN: Replaced Lin with Lyn)(I haven't had the chance to send these chapters to Hind (the author) so there might be some small mistakes like with names, Fate terminology, etc)The gusts of wind, and the rustling of book pages were the only sounds breaking the silence of the small testing hall. The...
[Castling] Chapter 52
Avoiding Snape’s gaze, I reached for another biscuit and calmly finished my tea in silence, idly staring at the crumbs on my plate. Truth be told, I was more than a little rattled, but I was doing my best not to let it show. I doubted I was fooling him—Snape wasn’t some gullible first-year—b...
[Mad Tiger] Chapter 52
Mizuki came out about ten minutes later, hesitating for a second before finally walking up to Naruto. I stayed put, perched up in a tree, watching."How about we take a walk?" he suggested.Oh, for crying out loud! What is it with these people and walkingfor secret conversations? Can’t they ...
Daily Updates (08/02/25)
Demons of NCTier 1: Chapter 69Tier 2: Chapter 74Life is Good Tier 1: Chapter 39Tier 2: Chapter 44 Elden Ring: My EndingTier 1: Chapter 36Tier 2: Chapter 41
[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 41
Millicent couldn’t believe how well the prosthetic worked—it felt as natural as a real hand. She could even feel through it. It was nothing short of a miracle.Casual technologies, absurd as they were, worked flawlessly.Kosta’s curiosity, upon seeing the iron hand for the first time, got the be...
[Life is Good] Chapter 44
Phil Coulson… One of my favorite characters in S.H.I.E.L.D.No, really, I always liked him—charismatic, sharp, level-headed, definitely not an idiot.Just my opinion, but I always thought he’d have made a much better Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. than a certain one-eyed, baldy. And now here he was, s...
