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Drip-Fed - Requiem 11
Aclysia would have jumped back if she had the energy left to move in any meaningful ways. “Giz…mo…” she said, her charred lips unable to properly formulate a sentence.“No, no,” the warlock shook his head, “the false one isn’t here, Aclysia, its only I, Apotho. The one who got locked ...
The Gamer Chapter 604 – Charming people
John scraped some of the remaining food off the plate and onto his fork. He naturally sat upright, not too straight, so that he would have seemed stern, or slouching in any way, which may have made him appear lazy. No, he was at that perfect level where his suit could show off just how perfectly it ...
The Gamer Chapter 603 – 2B welcomed
John made a disgruntled face as he moved the phone away from his ear. Reason for that motion was the nail-curling sound of bone and cartilage snapping under too much force, along with the gargled scream of someone choking on their own blood. When things became quiet, he put the phone back to his ear...
The Gamer Chapter 602 – School and go
They had breakfast in the garden. Not because John particularly wanted to leave the house, but because there was no room big enough to hold the formation of tables they had improvised to accommodate everyone. The Gamer had, after everyone had somewhat freshened up, insisted that they all have breakf...
The Gamer Chapter 601 – One thing done, rewards a-plenty
‘This is… actually an acceptable hangover,’ John thought when he awoke on the couch the next morning. He was missing some details here and there of how things had gone, but he remembered the vast majority of it. Which was rather pleasant. ‘I can deal with alcoholic experiences like that.’H...
The Gamer Chapter 600 – Small Lake Reforms Finale – A Serving of Maids
John shoved Melthy against the wall, as they wildly made out. With his dominance doubtlessly established over the Small Lake Pact, there was no more need to hold back. Finally, he could fuck all of those maids running around with a clear conscience. Well, those who wanted, anyway.While he escalated ...
Drip-Fed - Requiem 10
Aclysia hadn’t been peaceful.She had been watching.“Would you like to talk to the Cardinal today?” the servant that visited her every day at noon asked. There was a second one, presenting the same question at midnight. Each time, it came along with a simple, piteous, meal. Dark bread, a little...
The Gamer Chapter 599 – Small Lake Reforms 13 – The results
There were a few things that John’s ‘victory’ that day accomplished. First and foremost, it pacified the area for good. Between the capture of the remaining subversive elements, his pretty hard-fought victory in the tournament (the idea that Rave hadn’t been fighting seriously didn’t even ...
The Gamer Chapter 598 – Small Lake Reforms 12 – The first battle of the war
“I can walk by myseeeeelf,” Rave whined, slowly shaking her legs while John carried her out of the arena. “Ya don’t need to carry me- Ah!” The half panicked noise came when John threw her up a bit in order to reaffirm his grip on her.“If you walk yourself, how am I going to carry you lik...
A bit of news (15.09.2019)
Been a while since I properly did one of these.Big topic of today: Commissions. Waifu images are super great. We're also about to run out of Gamer waifus to be drawn. To be completely exact, next month won't even have the vote, due to Beatrice being the last one that needs to be drawn.Which ...
Who a King must do Chapter 29 – Power and Longing
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Anduin’s cock hammered into Tyrande’s asshole repeatedly. The water of moonwell poured over them, an endless stream from a magical source, out of the bowl that the cock-riding statue of Elune held up. Despite the several-metre-height from which it feel, it felt as light as a fe...
The Gamer Chapter 597 – Small Lake Reforms 11 – Vs Lightbearer
“And there we go, wasn’t that hard, was it?” John asked, having finally gotten Jeremiah to admit his defeat. Namely by nailing him to the floor with Aclysia’s swords. Hadn’t been the easiest task. For a start, they needed to tire him out by having Gnome and Salamander press him down, being...
The Gamer Chapter 596 – Small Lake Reforms 10 – Vs Art Eater
Now, why did John want the tournament to happen at such a breakneck speed that all fighters would exhaust themselves in the process? The simple answer was: because he would not be affected by it.Gamer’s Body’s many virtues included a much more thorough recovery from fatigue than was reasonable. ...
The Gamer Chapter 595 – Small Lake Reforms 9 – Convoluted schemes in motion
Most of the tournament was pretty boring.Of course, this was expected. Statistically speaking, chances of John encountering someone who was a proper challenge were very low. Adding the realism aspect, the Small Lake Pact couldn’t produce someone like that out of nowhere, since their strongest guy ...
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Drip-Fed - Requiem 9
“Has she talked yet?” the Cardinal asked, causing Mehily to shake her head wordlessly. All Remezan could do was sigh and scratch his bald head. “This is just one giant disaster,” he mumbled, not for the first time in the week, “The monster-tainted Rogue flees the night we captured her, kil...
Rave Side Story – Fighting and the Girls 3 – Internal Ascendance
“So, was there a case like that?” Rave wondered, her conversation with Lydia having continued for a little while, even after John returned. Roles were now reversed, her boyfriend having first sat down next to her, then nudged ever closer until they ended up in their current position, with the Li...
Rave Side Story – Fighting and the Girls 2 – Distant Problems
‘Ya really don’t need to do that,’ Rave commented telepathically as she watched from her vantage point. Sitting on top of a rock in the earth segment, she followed Copernicus’ movements as he jumped around their opponent. It was a pretty one-sided fight, almost exactly like a cat playing wit...
Rave Side Story – Fighting and the Girls 1 – Nearby Problems
Rave ran as fast as her feet could carry her. Which was, admittedly, quite fast. So fast, in fact, that Copernicus had trouble keeping up with her. The suncat wasn’t hooked up to Rave in the same way John’s elementals were. Sure, they had their mental communication, but the equal distribution of...
Drip-Fed - Requiem 8
‘And now?’ Apexus wondered once he had filled up on leaves. The new form had one drawback he had discovered, namely that melting his fingers together was practically impossible. That was something he had only done for the ease of walking on four limbs, however, and not even necessary for that. W...
Who a King must do Chapter 28 – Fate in Twilight
“Anduin… is all of this true?” Velen asked, the shock plain in his purple eyes. The High King had returned to Stormwind ahead a literal army of draenei slaves yesterday and immediately sent for the prophet. As the leader of the draenei on Azeroth, his alter-ego on Draenor having sacrificed him...
The Gamer Chapter 594 – Small Lake Reforms 8 – Predictable and Unpredictable Contestants
“And there he is,” John grinned, tapping against the window, causing Rave to strut close and look over his shoulder.“John, that’s just the garden.”“Oh, sorry, am looking through the sphere, in the same direction.” In his satisfaction, he had gestured without thinking. He was looking at...
The Gamer Chapter 593 – Small Lake Reforms 7 – Details
“…That would be the exact order I currently have in mind,” John finished the ranking of the islands, a list that was scribbled down and hung on a well-visible space so he didn’t have to answer that question over and over again. People were interested to see how high in the list their current...
Drip-Fed - Requiem 7
The new form turned out to have a new problem. One that only really crystallized as Apexus continued to eat and get back up to his former size and then a bit beyond that. Having devoured a member of the human species had given Apexus a boost in his potential, unsurprisingly. Although that boost was ...
Drip-Fed - Requiem 6
‘Aclysia,’ that was Apexus first thought when he broke out of the confines of the city. ‘Where could you be? Reysha, where did they take you?’ Those thoughts were delayed by the immediate need for more food. He was still a good bit away from his former size, quite hungry and could go for mor...
The Gamer Chapter 592 – Small Lake Reforms 6 – Competition for Development
The unintended consequence of their pretty public lovemaking was that the amount of respect these ruthless people had skyrocketed. They still laughed when John lost his balance and tumbled about the place like a drunk bumblebee, but in general they became nicer towards them after having seen or hear...
The Gamer Chapter 591 – Small Lake Reforms 5 – Outdoor with the Girlfriend
Rave didn’t have to fight with either buckle or zipper for long. Not only was she pretty skilled at opening those by now, John’s immediate erection, in response to her dropping to her knees, strained both physical seals. “I wanted to do this all day,” his half-Asian girlfriend confessed when...
The Gamer Chapter 590 – Small Lake Reforms 4 – Running the circle
John and Rave were just walking along with one of the groups getting shown around. The initial mass had been separated into batches of ten, which were each now being shown around by one of the maids. For this day, there wasn’t anything else to do, so they decided to follow one of the tours, just t...
The Gamer Chapter 589 - Small Lake Reforms 3 – Infuriation
“It wasn’t worth it,” John suddenly blurted out, causing Rave to look at him like he was taking crazy pills. “The edging, it really wasn’t worth it,” he explained further, yawning a moment later. He had stayed up way too late yesterday, having sex and playing Stardew Valley, sometimes at...
The Gamer Chapter 588 – Small Lake Reforms 2 – Rude ways to say no
John, sitting inside the luxurious living room of his new residence, pulled a certain coin out of his inventory and began flicking it. It turned in the air with the satisfying song of metal. He caught it on the back of his hand, threw it back into the air with a quick motion, had it land on the tugg...
