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WAKMD Chapter 44 – Shortstacks are Good
“Fascinating, absolutely fascinati
The Gamer Chapter 910 – Big Class Grind 5 – Arcanist Rising
John had gotten the first level in Arcanist all the way back when the Class system had first been patched in. Back then, Rave had just joined him in Cologne, Eliza was still dead, Metra was still an enigmatic piece of metal and Lydia had barely given him the time ...
Humanoid Road 28 – Slime Hub
The door to the boss arena swung open and the trio walked inside with a more relaxed attitude than normal. A spherical room opened up before them, a room filled with a sickeningly sweet smell, so thick, Apexus could taste it on his membrane. That was only the third most disgusting thing inside it. S...
The Gamer Chapter 909 – Big Class Grind 4 – The Goalposts
John had 28 more Class Levels to go and he had several goalposts he wanted to clear.First, and foremost, he wanted to finally unlock the Arcweaving Class.With the current overabundance of available resources, it would have been foolish to push things off further i...
The Gamer Chapter 908 – Big Class Grind 3 – Early Acquisitions
About an hour later, John had run out of other things he needed to do and could finally concentrate fully on the acquisition of upgrades. While they all got dressed to show the dedication to actually getting work done, John quickly finished the last Negotiator Class Challenge and got the level.
Scarlett is smiling
But she would never let you see it for free
Momo is a bundle
A bungle of tsundere and happy pouting.
It is cuddle season!
Gnome Chibi has arrived and she is flush with cuteness!
The Gamer Chapter 905 – The preamble to the big Class Grind
“Strange times, eh?” Magoi asked, glancing at the empty frame in the I.D. Gate.“When are they not?” John returned and reached for an intact door.“True enough,” the fellow answered from behind his raptor-skull mask, following John through the door. His wife was right there with him, as wa...
The Gamer Chapter 904 – Steadily Forwards
John opened his eyes. He was lying in a shallow and still ocean. Above him, the stars stretched endlessly, forming dense clusters and lanes. It wasn’t the sky of his world. Lightly raising his head, he saw how the brilliance above reflected in the clear water below. He was the only irregularity in...
The Gamer Chapter 903 – Not Safe for/in this World
A drumming sound was competing with the classical inspired video game soundtrack that ran in the background of the large room.Thump-Thamb-Thump, floor, wall, ceiling, two similar noises encapsulated a slightly different one in their order. The wall had a different thickness than the other two surfac...
Humanoid Road 26 – Take a closer look at that Snout
Apexus would have hurried over to his beloved angel, but moving around with a dying creature in his biomass wasn’t exactly easy. If it broke out, that may have complicated the situation more, so he had to push down his worry and just ask, “Are you alright, Aclysia?”“I… will manage,” the ...
The Gamer Chapter 902 – The loss of the Gestalts
Three days later, John strolled through what had once been the centre of operations of the West Gestalt. It was an empty husk, a Protected Space that would soon collapse on its own due to the lack of maintenance to keep it up. Silence was as dominating there as it had been in every other barrier the...
The Gamer Chapter 901 – Izha’s Honesty
The central hold of the Gestalt guild lay in a remote place outside the bounds of any cities and villages. John and his little group had to go hiking through one of Alabama’s many forests to get to their goal. “Makes you wonder how many Bigfoot sightings are based on someone stepping out of a ba...
The Gamer Chapter 900 – Clarity
‘We all stand on the shoulders of giants.’Among all of the sayings English offered, this was one John found to be among the most elegant in its simplicity. It wasn’t anywhere near his favourite saying, but he appreciated it for what it was. A reminder, to everyone, that they relied on deeds of...
The Gamer Chapter 899 – Saving what they could
The group spent the next twenty hours constantly moving. There were two patterns to the operations. Either they found four survivors, universally those that were in the barrier specific gestalt unification machine, or they found none. In the latter cases, John only bothered to search two of the barr...
The Gamer Chapter 898 – Gestalten
The Gestalt guilds got their name from a practice to synchronize their minds to achieve a shared consciousness or, at least, as close to a truly shared consciousness as separated souls could achieve. According to what John was told, the West and East Gestalt had differences in how this unity could b...
Humanoid Road 25 – Into the Myrm Nest
Apexus only grew to loathe the desert more with every bare-footed step he took. The days were horrendously hot, to the point that the air itself wobbled and waved, as if exhausted. The nights would have been even worse, had it not been for the tent. So cold that even Aclysia shivered and that it gav...
The Gamer Chapter 897 – A collapsing thing
John hated swimming class. This always happened when the teacher stepped out for a smoke. ‘Why would you even be allowed to smoke during the lesson?’ the pubescent boy asked himself and tried to make himself as small as possible. Legs pulled in, he kept sitting against the wall. He hoped, like a...
The Gamer Chapter 896 – Riddle me Hell
John snapped a chunk of tooth off one the mutated trees in passing. The cracking sound was neither that of bone nor wood, but what he held a moment later was a simple branch. When it refused to change again, he dropped it into the slimy grass, where it rapidly withered, died, and returned to full he...
The Gamer Chapter 895 – Corrupted Physicality
John was quite thankful for the cumload slider he had gotten. In situations like the drive, where the lack of showers meant the mess had to be minimized, cumming just the normal amount was quite useful. The inside of the car and their bodies could be wiped down or cleaned up by Undine, if need be, b...
The Gamer Chapter 894 – Executive Privilege
“…I therefore implore you, for our neighbour’s safety and our own ambitions, to allow me to use the army inside West Gestalt,” John ended his speech and let the parliament follow procedure. The swiftness of the gathering meant that not everyone was present, but enough were there to make a tw...
The Gamer Chapter 893 – War Room
“Sand… there is sand everywhere. A phantom of sand corrupts our vision. The East Gestalt formed outside of us. We need help, your help. We didn’t want it to be like this. Not like this. Sand… there is…”The message repeated in a different voice. Then another one. Each time, pronunciation ...
Humanoid Road 24 – A Warm-Slimed Slime
Their search for water took a while longer than the dehydrated Apexus would have liked. Part of this was due to the slime’s uncovered state and the extra precaution that they had to take thanks to it. Mostly, however, it was because a mountain that bled lava was an unlikely place for sizable water...
The Gamer Chapter 892 – What lays beyond the border
“Just one more,” Metra begged when they were almost at the Palace. “One more giant attack and then I am done testing!”John looked at the First of Wrath. Her skin was covered in sweat (or the Artificial Spirit equivalent thereof) from the steady mix of combat and sex, her clothes and hair in ...
The Gamer Chapter 891 – Rex Magnar
To the joyous weeping sounds of the insane blacksmith, Metra bowed down. The weapon was lodged into the misshapen mould. Even the First of Wrath struggled to bend the Elementium into such a shape that she could pull her new armament out. “Come here, you glorious hunk of metal!” she growled, mana...
The Gamer Chapter 890 – To prioritize and to forge
The harem left the bedroom a little less overtaken but no less satisfied and half an hour later than usual. Even without most of his sexual skills, he was still more than able to satisfy his women. Admittedly, the one thing he still had, being able to cum an unlimited amount of times, was rather key...
