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The Gamer Chapter 1116 – The curse of a charismatic girlfriend
Rave had done it.On the second day of Christmas, she had challenged her boyfriend and Maximillian to go on a double date. She had accomplished this by stroking John’s pride and Maximillian’s ego, a sure way to manipulate both of them. They had been totally aware they had been played, but they al...
The Gamer Chapter 1115 – Lusty Wolf Girl Berserker
John did not care that he was being shoved out of the door of the I.D. Gate. His entire being yearned to finally explore Metra’s body in its entirety. Unchanged as she had been at her core, the additions and mild changes still gave the engagement with her a novel touch. More importantly, much more...
Random Scarlett Nude Commission
Surprise! Well, not such a big surprise if you're on the Discord server.My steady search for additional artists has yielded fruit! Here is a Scarlett in various states of undress.
The Gamer Chapter 1114 – Horde and Boss
The limited numbers, the power differentials, and the confined space of battlefields in the Abyss usually meant that warfare in the magical world took place between a dozen or maybe a few hundred individuals at once. To date, the only battle with thousands involved that John had partaken in had been...
The Gamer Chapter 1113 – Escaping Prison
John and Metra were guided into a cell in the dank cellar of a respectably sized, white castle. Cobblestone continued to be the primary building material, making up the majority of the floor, walls and ceiling. It gave the entire dungeon a depressingly monotone look. The chains dangling from the cei...
October 2021 Commission Finished - Momo
As always, you are not allowed to spread the full resolution image, only the downscale. Any commercial usage of either picture is forbidden, non-commercial usage is alright as long as you give credit, private usage is whatever.Credit to the artist, which is MonoriRogue, like practically always for t...
The Gamer Chapter 1112 – Letting loose
“Well, that’s a disappointment,” John sighed, looking at the window. Part of him had hoped he would luck out and directly roll into an Adventure that had the things he needed to save Delicia. Even though his powers were bullshit, he did not possess such a le...
The Gamer Chapter 1111 – Classified and Chained Finale – Ever-growing Wrath
“Alright, finally!” Metra declared, when they were back home and the entire harem gathered on the Couch. “Does anyone have any reason why I should not immediately dig into that?” she asked, pointing at the two claw pieces lying on the table.“Nope, ya go right ahead,” Rave answered for th...
The Gamer Chapter 1110 – Classified and Chained 7 – Possibilities
There were three traditional ways for John to do what was previously thought to be impossible.Number one was the route that was available to anyone sufficiently smart or able: discovering an interaction of the various functions of reality to achieve his desired outcome. Basically, he had to either h...
The Gamer Chapter 1109 – Classified and Chained 6 – Large talent, small body
‘Oh Lord, now I see why Max is always worried about his sister’s spending habits,’ the Gamer thought as he walked through Abyssal Vienna.It was his first time in the city. During the Five Days War, he had been on the mundane side of things, and even then, he had only been travelling through. D...
The Gamer Chapter 1108 – Classified and Chained 5 – A barely patient weapon
“You got what you needed?” Jeska asked when John and Metra emerged back into the mundane realm. Less than an hour had passed in total and the black of night would have been complete even without Nightingale’s magic. Then again, starlight would have interrupted the darkness in this far-off Norw...
The Gamer Chapter 1107 – Classified and Chained 4 – The Great Wolf’s Demand
“Remind me of the smell of blood,” Fenrir finally demanded. “Freshly spilled in glorious combat. Show me that you cowards still know the glory of battle.”‘I don’t know what I expected,’ the Gamer thought. Since he had already accepted that Fenrir was in the definitive ‘evil’ catego...
The Gamer Chapter 1106 – Classified and Chained 3 – The Great Wolf’s Prison
“The barrier starts down there,” Jeska said, gesturing towards a crack in the side of the fjord.Like they had desired, John had no idea where they were. Nightingale’s veil of impenetrable darkness lay over them, even after they had left the car. The single reliable piece of information he had ...
The Gamer Chapter 1105 – Classified and Chained 2 – Nightingale
The leg of a bird entered the car first. It was thicker than one would usually find on a bird, fitting with the human thigh to which its digitigrade shape connected. The skin of the bird-like leg was pitch black, as were the talons that tipped the four claws, three expanding forwards and one back, o...
The Gamer Chapter 1104 – Classified and Chained 1 – Landing in the Norden
It was rare for John to only take one of his haremettes along for a trip. Well, one of his haremettes plus the elementals, who could only be a continent away as long as they stuck close to one of the teleporters. There was no such convenient ‘signal strengthener’ anywhere in Scandinavia, much le...
The Gamer Chapter 1103 – Take the (ana)L, dude
The Sex Dungeon was tinged in warm, golden light, originating from the many scented candles around the room. At the centre of the room was a contraption John often used during BDSM sessions: a lounger with lots of stable side arms that could be adjusted into various positions. At the moment, all of ...
The Gamer Chapter 1102 – Successful Communications
The blue light ebbed away and John found himself in the Fusion Administration. Everything was the same as it had been yesterday during the inspection, which meant that there were a couple of choice differences to the layout of his office. To start with, the teleporter no longer led directly to his o...
The Gamer Chapter 1101 – Tier 5 Guild Hall Finale – A day in the Guild Hall
John was sitting on the very top of the Guild Hall, on the railing wrapping around the crystal torch of Lady Liberty. He was clothed and alone, safe for a certain Magryph that had found him and the valuables he had retrieved from the Gem Pyramid. Velka played with a tear-shaped ruby, shifting it aro...
The Gamer Chapter 1100 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 6 – Gathering Dungeons
“Since you seem to just understand them instinctively,” John addressed the support hovering beside him, “care to explain what they were celebrating?”“Oh, I basically promoted Methenia from a local lady to a princess,” Momo responded.“Makes sense, so much sense!” Sylph chimed in. “T...
The Gamer Chapter 1099 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 5 – Patron Goddess and Fae Nobility
‘Interesting that there are drawbacks, but the benefits far outweigh them,’ the Gamer thought, looking at the next couple of windows.‘Free levels are nice. Even if I don’t really need them right now.’ John’s thoughts...
The Gamer Chapter 1098 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 4 – Home Inspection
John pulled into the Main Harbour with his yacht. The moment he passed the open gates that marked the border between the Building and the open water, a window popped up offering him to automatically take care of the rest. John clicked it and went back up to the main deck.“You lot remember when the...
The Gamer Chapter 1097 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 3 – Complete Overhaul Part 3
Commercial District:Guild Bank (Room Slot Cost: 75, Maintenance Cost: 60’000): The upgrade yielded no benefit for John, who could already access his personal bank account from everywhere, but the members of Collide and the Federation benefitted. For the former, ...
The Gamer Chapter 1096 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 2 – Complete Overhaul Part 2
Production District:Silicate Island (Room Slot Cost: 100, Maintenance Cost: 100’000): Previously, the Building was called the Silicate Field, but on the final upgrade that changed. This was in part due to the Perk John was offered after the final upgrade, boosti...
The Gamer Chapter 1095 – Tier 5 Guild Hall 1 – Complete Overhaul
Evacuating everyone for the purpose of reshaping the entire look of the Guild Hall had to include the group itself. Once every Building was confirmed empty, every Sentinel Golem had completed its area scans, and every fairy and every elemental had returned to their home, the Gamer and his haremettes...
The Gamer Chapter 1094 – New Year’s Finale – Outdated Apartment
John woke up like always. He was surrounded by women either still deep asleep or in the shallow slumber of the hungover. The latter was unusual, but otherwise the scene was the same as always. That he left the bed without anyone jumping on his morning wood was also unusual but, considering the state...
The Gamer Chapter 1093 – New Year’s 4 – In the New Year
Sad as the speech he had just given was, now that he had gotten it over with, he could enjoy the three universal pick-me-ups: alcohol, companionship, and a good view. Not only could he enjoy those three, he could indulge in the best version of them, that being his favourite variety of alcohol, the c...
The Gamer Chapter 1092 – New Year’s 3 – To the New Year
Underneath the screen was a stage and off to the side of the stage was a large tent. Unlike the other temporary structures around, the public was barred from entering this one. Inside, the technical staff, service personnel and politicians were busy going after their individual jobs. Whether that wa...
The Gamer Chapter 1091 – New Year’s 2 – Greeting and Early Celebrations
John met the triumvirate that led the three constituent guilds of the Lake Alliance in the Harbour of the Guild Hall. To be specific, he met them by the largest pier attached to the Industry district. The largest of the festivities were held a couple kilometres further north-west, in the Commercial ...
The Gamer Chapter 1090 – New Year’s 1 - The girl that just wanted to game
“Yes, Mom, I’m sure… yeah, I know… Stefanie is across the ocean anyway… I’m turning 19, it’s not a big deal… Love you too. See you later.” Lee hung up the phone and let out a lengthy sigh. “Is it normal that mothers keep pestering you about tea over every little occasion?”“Ki...
The Gamer Chapter 1089 – Beautiful home and bureaucracy
“We’re out the barrier for thirty minutes and we’re already back at work,” Momo said, as they walked through the hallways of the Fusion Administration.“People in high government positions don’t get holidays – especially if an important event is planned for that holiday,” John respond...
