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The Gamer Chapter 1355 – Gal Talk
“Ya wanna talk about it?” Rave asked Hailey.John was sitting with his favourite cat girl’s crossed arms in his lap and her head on the crossed arms. Rave had chosen that particular pose, he was certain, just so everyone could have a nice view of her ass in spandex. Not that the tiny hotpants e...
The Gamer Chapter 1354 – Touch Grass
Meeting Hailey that day was uneventful. John was primed for something due to Siena’s confession and yet nothing happened. The country gal arrived, was as charismatic and wonderful on the ears and eyes as ever, spent two hours with him and Scarlett in the workshop, and then left the technomancer wi...
The Gamer Chapter 1353 – Fun with the Chaos Brigade
“And this is where I’ll put the second staircase,” John explained, gesturing at the hole in the ceiling. A ceiling currently made from carefully bolted together planks and tarp, containing hardening concrete. Support beams were scattered about, making sure those constructs did not bend. A depr...
October 2022 Commission Finished - Siena
Human form in the cover. Delicious chocolate shadow spirit~The horns in the actual elemental form are a mild spoiler, but I think you can live with the revelation she'll get horns :PAs per usual, you may only spread the downscaled version and not use either in any commercial context.
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 3 – Deliverance
‘Death comes for me,’ Pronthin thought.One of the aspects of the adventuring life that no one ever mentioned to the new ones was the drawbacks of a body boosted by magical powers. The Priest felt the thousands of nerves in his lower abdomen scream in terror. Sometimes, he could feel his leg twit...
The Gamer Chapter 1352 – Taking eLs in the morning
John was still tending to his submissives. Lee and Eliana were cuddled up against him in the bedroom, while Lorelei had been made to join Delicia in the living room. Two submissives hung from the ceiling, two from his arms. He had pumped a couple of loads into the former pair while the latter pair h...
The Gamer Chapter 1351 – Simple Courtship and other future plans
Step 1 in courtship, typically the most difficult one: awakening interest. Check.Step 2 in courtship, typically the second most difficult one: getting her comfortable enough to spend time alone with oneself. Check.Step 3 in courtship: through consistent showing of interest and physical intimacy, con...
The Gamer Chapter 1350 – The Fifth Maid?
It was an hour past Monday’s breakfast. John had done nothing productive for 24 hours straight and it had been great. Before he could continue this streak of absolute uselessness, there was a matter of immense importance that needed to be discussed.John at one end of the table, Delicia at the othe...
The Gamer Chapter 1349 – Quiet Game
Hailey: Sorry, I won’t be coming around today. Lots to think about.‘Well, it’s nice to read that she’s straightforward about it,’ John thought and answered the text in a swift, nice, and understanding manner. If John had been suggested to enter a relationship by Lydia first thing upon ente...
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 2 – Contempt
Turlesh hissed in pain. Pesky light, radiant light, guided light, it burned around the palm of the Monk. How long had it been since he had fought a Divine Hand? Dozens of years? Hundreds?Its two foremost limbs slammed down where Maltos had stood. Only half a swift step had taken the old man out of t...
The Gamer Chapter 1348 – Swift Hunt
John and Eliana moved with the coordination only real-life Raid buddies could have. The herd of seven pigs, three of which appeared fully grown, was crowding around a patch of dirt they were digging up, likely to unearth some wild vegetables. Although they had noticed the hunters, the pigs had not y...
The Gamer Chapter 1347 – The Country Gal Resilience
Hailey downed the healing potion John had pushed in her hand. It really was fortunate that this part of the countryside had more tires per square kilometre than people. Similarly it was fortunate that Delicia had insisted he take a few of her ‘Big Bratty Milker’s Health Potions’ with him. They...
The Gamer Chapter 1346 – Big Pig Issues
Scattered meteorites rained down on the field, drowning it further in destruction. What had been ploughed dirt minutes ago now was craters and fire. Whistling, then a booming explosion, and a large fireball scorched another mark into the training barrier.Salamander made good on her title. Each attac...
The Gamer Chapter 1345 – Sourdough and Dark Corners
“This is terrible nutrition,” Aclysia whined, even as she presented the prepared dough. She still hadn’t recovered from John wanting canned tomato soup over her cooking. For several minutes, John feared his weaponized maid would collapse from the accumulating irritation that the sourdough dist...
The Gamer Chapter 1344 – Mundanity
““BORN IN THE USA…. I WAS BORN IN THE USA NOOOW…. BORN IN THE USA! I’M A LONG GONE DADDY IN THE USA NOOOOOOOW!””John and Claire sang alongside the radio. The windows were rolled down, letting the lukewarm air from the outside in. It was a nice 19 degrees, with an overcast sky. Pretty g...
The Gamer Chapter 1343 – Maid Basics
“Need me to feed you, hm?” Delicia asked, her lips spread in that typical smug smile. She stirred the cereal with the spoon, not handing it over. “Maaaan, if only I would hear a little ‘please’, maybe I could be so nice.”Aclysia sighed deeply and took the bowl from the newest addition to...
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune Finale 1 – Confrontation
The plaza of the evacuated town was inhabited by a hundred adventurers. 100 people, of varying degrees of power, scattered among all the Classes that were taught and teaching on this island. A hundred people, staring to the east. They attempted to see anything move against the backdrop of the sky. I...
The Gamer Chapter 1342 – Rolled up Sleeves
“Being smart huuuuurts,” Delicia complained, lying on her back on the couch.The ...
The Gamer Chapter 1341 – Alchemist in the Harem
What did John have to feel guilty about? Well, with an Endurance of 16 and otherwise thoroughly non-impressive physical Stats, Delicia was the least resilient of all the women he had slept with ever since he had ascended into lovemaking legend. 28 Libido and her new body had helped her maintain her ...
The Gamer Chapter 1340 – Ripping off the Panties
Contrary to Delicia’s choice of words, the alchemist and the harpy were not currently busy readying each other for him. Instead, they sat almost two metres apart at the edge of the bed, both looking at their feet, both dressed, and both only blushing from embarrassment. When John closed the door b...
The Gamer Chapter 1339 – Upgrading ALL the AS/NS
“Alright, we go alphabetically,” John announced to the eagerly waiting Artificial Spirits. “Aclysia, Bae, Claire, Metra, Momo. Should be pretty quick, it’s only 2 choices per person and the AS 50 Perks are typically not as powerful. So, let’s go.”There...
The Gamer Chapter 1338 – Building an Alchemist
‘Different weighting this time around. Claire got 2 Monster Girl Perks, Skill Focus, and 2 Skill Perks for free. I guess this is because Delicia was way weaker than Claire was before and more focused on a craft.’ “So, what would you prefer?”“You mean wha...
Momo Lewd Done
Also the first appearance of John in artwortk, would you look at that :P
Undine Emotes
And more, really. These have been for a month but I forgot to upload them here.
Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 22 – The Final Days
The shovel dug deep into the dirt. Putting his heel onto the flattened top of the metal, Apexus pushed it deeper. Then, he strained his muscles and threw the dirt on the swiftly growing piles. Several others were mimicking the same motion. Monks quietly went after their work, Warriors and Fighters b...
The Gamer Chapter 1337 – Leet
John reached the bottom of the winding corridors and emerged in a room that was more machine than flesh. As a matter of fact, it was way more machine than flesh, to the point that the biological bits seamlessly integrated into an incredibly old-timey computer. Beeps and bops all around intermingled ...
The Gamer Chapter 1336 – Oh no, the farm is in danger!
“Howdy, young man!” the farmer greeted with a wave. He was standing with a pitchfork in the middle of the pumpkin field, shovelling dirt. John was somewhat certain that pumpkins were not the kind of plant that appreciated tilling. He was definitely certain that very few plants liked tilling afte...
Wolves, Herbs, and Communications
‘Aside from me pinning you down and showing you what a ‘brat breaking’ really is, what do you want to do when you get your body?’‘…Okay, that’s way more direct than anything you said before.’‘Do we need to keep up the pretences?’ The Gamer strut confidently through the forest. ...
The Gamer Chapter 1334 – Afternoon Adventure
“Country rooooads…” Tock. Tock. “…take me hoooome…” Tock. Tock. “…to the plaaaace…” Tock. Tock. “…I belooooong…” Tock. Tock. “…West Virginiaaaaa.” Tock. Tock. “Mountain Mamaaaaa.” Tock. Tock. “Take me hooome…” Tock. Tock. “…country rooooads…”‘D...
The Gamer Chapter 1333 – Depth of Incomprehensibility
Enigma engineer was a term sometimes used in games, particularly those of the sci-fi variety. It described a person or civilization that was either so advanced in their applied technology that other races could not comprehend them, crafted their constructions in a unique way, or a mixture of both. I...
