Hooliham posts
WHAT! is your favorite color?
I'm on holiday for a couple of weeks, and while I've got a new WWYD messy story and a bunch of videos in the works, here are a few pics from a hike I did on the West Coast the other day! I think blue suits me pretty well, with or without pie all over me :)
If I could have ever been in the Pie Pod...
...it would look like this. I have plenty of footage from my shoots with Beantwn, and this was my absolute favorite: four hands loaded with pies, and they all got launched at my half-naked body!
It's another Hooliham classic!
This is one of my favorite blowout videos I've ever done.A few years ago, there was a YouTube gameshow called Fear Pong, where sinking a cup in a game of beer pong meant that your opponent had to either lose the cup, or they could buy themselves another life by doing an extreme dare, like callin...
A little bonus footage from an upcoming video...
I wore a ball gag with handcuffs in a video for the first time ever. After the shoot ended, the cameras kept rolling, and I tried as hard as I could to get to my feet on the slippery, slimy floor. 🤣Video coming soon to Patreon, Twitter, and the UMD!
(Coed Version) Camp Hamilton: A What Would You Do? Story
I've written several What Would You Do trib
(Male-only Version) Camp Hamilton: A What Would You Do? Story
I've written several What Would You Do trib
This private messy shoot is private no more!
Exclusive for Pie Stooge level patrons! You saw the photoset, now watch select clips from the video!Last year, I collaborated with a friend in the community on a messy video, where, as a relative novice, he tried out being a giver. After a few pies, some syrups, and a bucket of slime, I think he'...
All I kept thinking was, why didn’t I bring a pie with me
Part of the reason I started a Patreon was to give you a peek behind the curtain at parts of my life that aren’t messy! A lil beach day never hurt anyone, though by my poses, I could probably use some modeling training 🤷🏻♂️
New! A photoset of an unreleased private shoot!
Last year, I teamed up with a good friend on a private shoot. He handcuffed me, threw a bunch of pies in my face, slimed me, and dumped all kinds of syrups over my head and in my pants.Pie Stooge patrons, look out for some clips of the video coming soon!
Fit pics for an upcoming video!
Shooting new Messy Sports Bets videos this weekend ... here's a sneak peek at one of the outfits about to be destroyed!
Early access PHOTOSET for patrons only! Messy Sports Bets, Week 8!
Week 8 of Messy Sports Bets was absolutely devastating. I was put in an even sillier outfit than usual and took a double wedgie, twice, before getting caramel dumped on me and before taking the two hardest pie hits I've ever received in my life.My luck betting baseball has got to turn around soo...
Early access VIDEO for patrons only! Messy Sports Bets, Week 8!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Xsv9VqizfPrp9_xL8453QS5jrdZQ1Ge9/view?usp=sharingWeek 8 of Messy Sports Bets was absolutely devastating. I was put in an even sillier outfit than usual and took a double wedgie, twice, before getting caramel dumped on me and before taking the two hardest pie hits I&#...
You’ve seen me messy, but have you seen me wet?
The tight Lycra I wear in all of my messy videos gets a serious test in my first ever wetlook video!
Early access PHOTOSET for patrons only! Messy Sports Bets, Week 7!
Week 7 of Messy Sports Bets was messy as always. I was ambushed while watching a baseball game, and now my favorite jersey is completely ruined.
Early access VIDEO for patrons only! Messy Sports Bets, Week 7!
Week 7 of Messy Sports Bets was messy as always. I was ambushed while watching a baseball game, and now my favorite jersey is completely ruined.
Surprise! My partner and I play Messy Jenga!
My first-ever shoot with my girlfriend was a friendly game of Messy Jenga! I’ve been on a 2-year losing streak ever since…
Unreleased video: I got slimed at 90s Con!
They gave me a poncho and goggles and I politely put them on the ground. Those ohhhhs from the crowd were worth it 😎
Never before seen pics: I got slimed at 90s Con!
Last year, I attended 90s Con that featured a Slime Machine! Ponchos were provided to protect clothes and shoes. Needless to say, me and my What Would You Do? t-shirt and 90s-style pants had no time for that.Full video available for Pie Barrager patrons!
WOW, my first ever video was so embarrassing...
18-year-old me had no idea what he was doing. Become a Patron today -- when I re-release the footage, Pie Tossers will get access to stills, and Pie Barragers will get access to the full video!
The first nude shoot of 2023 quickly goes off the rails!
The Pick Your Punishment Board was ruthless, and so was my girlfriend, delivering one devastating pie hit after another.Needless to say, the bodysuit doesn't stay on for very long!
Surprise! A classic from the vault!
Hooliham gets his first savory slopping and doesn't exactly enjoy the experience...
The wildest Messy Sports Bets shoot I've ever done?
He gets pied! He gets slimed! He gets his head dunked! He wears a ball gag! And a flesh-colored bodysuit!Video coming soon for the Pie Barrager tier!
This Mets fan gets what he deserves...
The Mets are losers and so am I. Once again, I paid the price for making Messy Sports Bets.Early access to additional photos coming soon for all patrons, and the video coming soon for Pie Barragers!


















