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The Empress Can’t Communicate: Chapter 2

Picking Up The PiecesLeaning against the window near his bed, Eon sat atop the rough sheets as he stared unseeing to the world outside. Three Millennia, that was how long he had spent as sleep after the gods toyed with his soul and pulled him in their twisted plans. Three Millennia of his life gone ...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 4

Chapter 4Summer wasn't sure how long she could keep on going. With her back against some rubble and her breathing ragged, she peered out of her cover, gazing out to the dust cloud that had been kicked up from all the gunfire and explosives thrown around; Nothing but dust and the soft glow of the...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 3 Revised

Chapter 3Just before the break of dawn, at first light, Charon and Summer broke camp, preparing for the journey to the nearest village. While Charon had some reservations about leaving his boat and some of his gear behind, it wasn't just feasible to lug it around. They were simply too bulky and ...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 9

The Thunderer Who Rule The SkyTaku rubbed the sore spot in her forearm as she walked out of the doctor's office. Finally, it was over. "Take it easy now, Taku-chan!" Her assigned physician called out from behind her, "And absolutely no exercise for the week!" "Yeah, yeah,&#34...

June Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates~ Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we? I kinda wish I could have written more honestly. Hitting those walls was no...

The Uchiha Incident: Interlude 1

Lightning Strikes TrueAs the Raikage, it was A's job to lead the village. That also meant that he was the one that dealt with most of the headaches that came with that. Most of the time, it was making sure that the village had enough cash to keep things running, or maybe he'd have to crack a...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 8

Will To LiveIf Taku wanted to be a strong ninja, she needed balance. She needed not only a sound mind, but a sound body as well. Balance was the key to power and if she was going to become strong, she needed to push herself in both ends. One cannot lag behind the other as the imbalance could impede ...

Just A Bit of Mayhem: Chapter 3

Chapter 3As much as she wanted to enjoy the sights and scenery back home, she still had business to attend to. Fuyuki awaits and if she was going to win this war, she had to be there before the rest of the competitors arrived. How else was she going to rig the war to her favor?Fighting back a yawn, ...

Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish 7 Part 2

It’s Cheaper Than Whey 2The thing about the Animals as a gang was that they never ever come alone. They always come in packs. It’s what made them a formidable force inside the concrete jungle that was Night City. They always had each other's back when things went to shit.Unfortunately for Ch...

Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish #7 Part 1

It's Cheaper Than Whey 1Making muscle wasn't just about lifting weights, it was also making sure that you had enough rest to recover and have the adequate amount of food to fuel the body. Diet wasn't just essential to gains, it was the key to it. How else was the body going to build all ...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 3

Chapter 3Just before the break of dawn, at first light, Charon and Summer broke camp, preparing for the journey to the nearest village. While Charon had some reservations about leaving his boat and some of his gear, it wasn't just feasible to lug it around. They were simply too bulky and there w...

I got another warning on Profiteering Ch 8

So yeah... for those wondering where the hell Profiteering Ch 8 went, this is what happened. I am currently stumped as I barely had anything you can even say is lewd here. I'm starting to feel like Profiteering is getting targeted, but that might be my paranoia talking. Anyways, for anyone looki...

May Polls 2025 (Now w/ Seoul Kitchen!)

(A/N: OH FUCK, I FORGOT TO ADD SEOUL KITCHEN. I'm really sorry. )Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates~ Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?Urk, no...

May Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates~ Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we? Urk, not gonna lie. March and April was a bit of a dozy. Fortunately, I thi...

Edgerunner DxD: Chapter 3

Queen 1Akeno had always liked the rain. Perhaps it was just her familiarity with the elements, but there was something soothing about the gentle pitter patter of raindrops against her umbrella as she walked down a busy street. Still, as much as she wanted to enjoy her stroll, she had to hurry along....

Dog Emergency

Might be delayed for a day cause Family Dog is having health problems. Couldn't sleep well. Sorry for the delay

Profiteering From Magical Girls: Chapter 7 Alternative

For The Things We LoveWhat started off a purely transactional affair between us quickly blossomed into something so much more. Hands wrapped around Utena, I pressed my lips against hers, kissing her roughly as our hands roamed each other's forms. I couldn't get enough of her.Clothes quickly ...

Profiteering Chapter 7 Under Review

To those looking forward to reading it, the post in currently under review. I apologize for the inconvenience. I have to edit it so no lewds!... Yeah, the whole point of the chapter. God damn it... anyways, here's a link. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z2gxsFb46IubMMI_7GEEHIlRbsJT1jExnwwsuL...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 7

Fist of FriendshipStaring down on the counter as it ticked down, Taku sighed. "Maybe this was a bad idea," She groaned as she crouched down and despaired over her failure. She was already twenty minutes in yet she was nowhere close to her goals of getting those two to team up. Admittedly, it...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 6

Mending Hearts When Kiara first saw Taku, she knew she was special. There was just something about this girl, this air of mystery around her, that drew her in. She wasn't sure if it was the way she held herself or how composed and sure she was, but Kiara couldn't help but just want to admire...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 5

Bridging GapsThat girl, Shuten, saw her eyes. There was no denying it. She could see it with the way she looked at her while she sat there, grinning at her from across the room. She knew, or maybe she was just probably amused at Taku's current situation. Either way, Taku was not a happy camper a...

Do you guys mind if I make an Uchiha Chapter?

Since we skipped voting this month to catch up on stuff, we do have a bit more leeway. Is it ok if we go try and make another chapter? it's supposed to be a 2.5k Chapter. Nothing to crazy. Just something to give to the newer patrons?

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 2

Chapter 2Taking a deep breath, Charon sighed. This was a lot to take in, but he was already knee deep in this mess. If he planned to ever get out of this in one piece, he needed shit together. That, however, was easier said than done. Glancing over at the indent in the ground where the huge monster ...

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Prologue [Hazbin Hotel SI]

PrologueI don’t belong here! Those were the words that often came out of people’s mouths the first time they woke up in hell and why wouldn’t it be? Hell was an awful place filled with Sinners and Demons alike. A place where the law of the land is in the hands of those powerful enough to enfor...

Just A Bit Of Mayhem: Chapter 2

Chapter 2Just like in any war, preparation was the key to success and what better way to do so than to gather supplies. As such, she had taken liberty raiding the family's coffers (after shouting at the old bastard) to do just that. Sitting in the backseat of one of her family's cars, she hu...

Just A Bit Of Mayhem: Chapter 1

Chapter 1Just as she had expected, Grandfather was not happy. Summoned to her grandfather's study Illya and her recently summoned servant sat before the man as he berated her for her failings. "Years of training and countless resources down the drain and for what, to satisfy some childish wh...

The Empress Can’t Communicate: Chapter 1

Chapter 1At first there was nothing, then there was fire.Like the gaping maw of a hungering beast, the sky tore open before the all the consuming warp spilled out and tore worlds asunder. Men, women, children, it mattered little. Like some great flood, it swept everything away, swallowing the stars ...

Just A Bit Of Mayhem: Prologue [Fate/Stay Night Illya SI]

PrologueShe should be asleep right now. She should have gone to bed hours ago, yet here she was humming merely as she scribbled arcane symbols upon the cold marble floor. It was a fine floor as well, one she could see her reflection against. A shame that she didn't have any other floors. She wou...

March 2025 Poll Winners

Before I forget, the poll winners for this month and what I was supposed to write for before everything gets derailed is "Profiteering From Magical Girls" and "The Empress Can't Communicate"