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Year of the Snake
more like year of the leviathan am I right
February Poll - MYSTERY TIER BONUS VOTE
This poll is multiple choice! Vote for as many or as few as you'd like!This is the secondary poll to give those with the Mystery tier extra voting power, make sure to vote on BOTH polls!Ends February 7th!
February Poll - VOTE HERE
As usual, top 2 winners will be drawn within the month! Like last time this is multiple choice, vote for as many or as few as you like! Patrons with the Mystery tier should vote on both polls to make it count.Ends February 7th!
January Poll Winner - Wicke
what if Lusamine was obsessed with Guzzlord instead of Nihilego and wanted Wicke to weigh as much as one and kept her on a steady diet of malasadas haha
Getting in Shape
Elise can be a great workout partner if you don't mind all the yapping and horrible diet advice
January Poll Winner - Melony
she hasn't even dynamaxed yet and she already outweighs your whole team
January Poll Winner - Yor Forger
Totally Normal room-filling mountain of wife that drinks wine by the gallon
New Year's Aftermath
you can't just stuff Viola and NOT expect her to outgrow her entire wardrobe in a single night...another quickie to make up for the slow art flow recently, enjoy!
January Poll - MYSTERY TIER BONUS VOTE
This month's poll is multiple choice! Vote for as many or as few as you'd like!This is the secondary poll to give those with the Mystery tier extra voting power, make sure to vote on BOTH polls!Ends January 7th!
January Poll - VOTE HERE
Another experimental poll! This one is multiple choice, pick as many or as few as you'd like! To make up for the sudden change and the delay on uploading the poll, the top 3 winners will be drawn this month instead of the top 2! As usual, patrons with the Mystery tier should vote on both polls t...
Wide Girl Winter 2
putting that winter weight to good use
December Poll Winner - Guinea
Touch the cow.Do it now.
December Poll Winner - Judgement
Chat keeps asking for the ladies to be bigger, so bigger they will receive
Gardezilla
Shedoes, in fact, have a problemEDIT: Now with alts!
Wide Girl Winter 2024
'Tis the season
December Poll - MYSTERY TIER BONUS VOTE
This is the secondary poll to give those with the Mystery tier extra voting power, make sure to vote on BOTH polls!Ends December 6th!
December Poll - VOTE HERE
As usual, the top two winners will be drawn within the month. Those with the Mystery tier should also vote on the bonus poll for their extra voting power to count!Ends December 6th!
November Poll Winner - Valentine
more like valen-ton haha no seriously that might actually be 2000 pounds of ass and thigh meat
Fat Girl Fall 2024
does anybody else keep getting these magazines in the mail?
November Poll Winner - Lucifer
she sure likes those pancakes huh
Powerup Joke
a kim pine brainrot that I cannot discern the origin of had taken hold, sorry not sorry
Ume's Boulders
POV you're hanging out with Ume and she's showing you her healing crystals...she also doesn't wear pants at home
Timeskip Gains
the timeskip really did a number on her waistline huhlazy Perona One Piece pic that I've been sitting on for a bit
Viola's week
To quote my own tweet:"imagine dating Viola and some days she comes back home three times heavier than she left, or stuffed to the brim with leftover pastries, or busting out of her top with inexplicable Z-cups or she can’t even get through the front door on account of being turned into a fat ...
November Poll - MYSTERY TIER BONUS VOTE
This is the secondary poll to give those with the Mystery tier extra voting power, make sure to vote on BOTH polls!Ends November 4th!
November Poll - VOTE HERE
As usual, the top two winners will be drawn within the month. Those with the Mystery tier should also vote on the bonus poll for their extra voting power to count!Ends November 4th!
October Poll Winner - Rina
Big Rina?Big Rina.
A Lot of Hex Maniac
another quickie, hex fans rejoice
Plump Sort Ahead
crossbreed priscilla dark souls brainrot struck and if I know one thing it's that I should capitalize on itI've been messing with messier lineart to improve on my speed, I'm hoping to get a few more quickies like this done with some spooky girls before the month is up so stay tuned!
October Poll Winner - Malina
Chat said "Malina Helltaker drinks herself into a couch-filling booze balloon" and I said "say no more"





















