Ivy Wilde posts
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Files: 616
Please Help Me Shrek
You can literally hear my self loathing for choosing such a hard accent
Ramblefap - Dec 2020
Hey y'all!! I recorded this a few days ago and haven't had the nerve to post, but here we go!!I'm sorry it's a little late. January's ramblefap will be posted in January :3Also, if you have any suggestions or talking points during these things, please drop em here!! I'm not s...
The Wanderer: Cyberpunk 2077
(woops sorry i forgot to post last night)
Commissions and Phone Calls!
As always, come forward on discord (Ivy Wilde#2075) or email (ivy_wildeva@outlook.com) for your patron rewards!!I would reach out to all of you individually, but it takes all day to get you all and it's a real drain on the time I can be using to make content!!Again, thank you so much for your su...
The Spy and The Soldier
zut alors hitler you shit
French Be Like: Too Blegg
studies french for 5 years: absolutely notstudies german for 2: oh okay bitch i see you
'What's The Point In Studying German?'
Because one day you'll want to make audio porn as a french spy and some people will have a fetish for multilingual women. Anyway, this is supposed to say:'Room Six-Nine please. And if you can make sure we have hot water on the floor, that would be wonderful!'
MY WATER BOTTLE NOOO
*Cums too hard**Spills da water*
Christmas Performance Review
Seasons greetings chums
Goth Bully Gets Bored on a Camping Trip
grrrrrr or whatever goths say
A Grudge Match with Your Delinquent Roommate
*fucks you* lol*kisses you after sex* oh um... is this... okay? hh
It's That Time!!
Please message me on discord (Ivy Wilde#2075), twitter (@Ivy_WildeVA) or email (ivy_wildeva@outlook.com) to claim your phone call for this month!! I'll be booking y'all in for the next few weeks before I go on christmas break! <3
Here Cums The Bride!
Forbidden fruit BABEY
I Been Watchin Too Much Dang TV
Big PP Points to anyone who can name the show
When She's Usually Tops
LMAO Freudian slip
Dommed By The Boss Blue Oni
Harold, they're lesbians
nnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOO
If I go too far, or you need to stop, just... say....*BWWAAAHHHHHHHH*
Commission - Wholesome, Loving, GFE Sleepaid
Y'all like sleep?
My First Soundpack!
I got a request to start posting everything I make on here so folks don't have to follow my twitter, so here's the first update!Since my computer is bust, I'm stealing my housemate's while she's at work for minimal recording and editing in audacity. I made a sound pack starter ki...
Somebody Commissioned Me To Chat Shit And Eat A Popsicle
Have some really boring and probably terrible ASMR of me talking about a couple things in my life including my first time, holidays, tv, and the pressure of productivity in our mortality.This asmr includes whispering, mouth sounds, drinking and popsicle eating.
'Hey Ivy, Can We Get Some Supporting Vocals?'
me: ya sure of course!!! -later, recording- me: Okay. Don't belt it. It's SUPPORTING. Be gentle. You're there for the harmony. my trashy metal voice: BELT me: no, please be soft.voice: YOU'LL TAKE WHAT I GIVE YOU BITCH
Ramblefap: October and November
Fellas, lemme tell you this was an adventure. I'm sorry for being so late with October's, it was a really crazy month for me and I literally didn't have time to myself for the entire 31 days.Enjoy this extra long ramblefap where I fuck myself in a bathtub to avoid a mess, make a mess, th...
This Is Also Why I Don't Write My Own Scripts
PSA: It was actually that stupid.
Why I Don't Write My Own Scripts
PSA: It really isn't that funny.
