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God Hand E9: You Can't Agnostically Kill Satan [Stage 8 & 9]

Satan is now woke. In this new world, we’re buying Rampage World Tour, walking into bait lumber, Home Run God’ing the conga line, employing a shoot Dr. Claw, buying a bunch of new moves, inexplicably rematching the gorilla, marveling at pot textures, blowing up a couch with a person, finding out...

Final Fantasy Tactics | Recording Session #8 | E14-15

The knaves are back with a scenario to bust!

Final Fantasy Tactics E11: In Spite of Objective Holiness [Machine City Goug]

Just when I thought this fen could grow no fowler, we’ve cast another pod. Indulge us as we’re believing in god to get through a gate, identifying the manipulator, vexing with such worryment, listening to myths and legends, understanding auracite as everything magic, listening to the church’s ...

God Hand E8: Violence Being On Fire [Stage 7]

I hope they have a good nursing home in hell for you. Until that’s ready, we’re disbanding the council of fucked up guys, uppercutting three asses into the milky way (milky way), ripping dook, respawning with a raven hat, flickin’ a booger, putting clothes on Dr. Ion, tripping over the kabuki ...

Final Fantasy Tactics E10: The Most Religious Man Available [Zaland Fort City]

Those who live by deceit are the first to die by it. Those who listen to this episode will hear tales of jumping in first-person, rescuing a pony-tailed squire, blinging the magic rocks, climbing walls and talking shit, bringing a gun to a wizard fight, realizing we’re in Final Fantasy XII’s fut...

Final Fantasy Tactics | Recording Session #7 | E12-13

This was earlier today! Some lackwit did not schedule the post correctly!

God Hand E7: Anime or Goth? [Stage 6]

Elvis has left the building. In his absence, we’re exuding the brood, importing the story from the villain table, identifying the hotel as the hub world, taking orders from a bubble bath babe, looking just like that guy, observing the goth anime haircut, entering via teleporting door, understandin...

God Hand | Recording Session #5 | Stage 7 & 8 & FINAL

Well well, we're back

Final Fantasy Tactics E9: The Taste of Lies [Zirekile Falls]

The day grows lovelier by the hour. Just like us, as we’re eavesdropping on a conspiracy, threatening a heretic brand, wonder which magic spell hurts the worst, rescuing a large bird from goblins, gouging eyes out, climaxing at a waterfall, realizing Gaffgarion’s true nature, writing the scenari...

God Hand | Recording Session #4 | STAGE 6 & 7

Keep holy the sabbath. Note: the abrupt ending was due to a power outage!

Final Fantasy Tactics E8: The Father's Keeping [Fort Zeakden]

It’s about time you learned about difference. The difference between battling under the threat of crimson snow, taking hostages, shooting the hostage, mongering flowers on a street corner, looking for a woke, losing ourselves to vengeance, flitting a forked tongue, igniting the gunpowder, debating...

Final Fantasy Tactics | Recording Session #6 | E10-11

Hello, vulgar knaves. Join us for another podcast recording session. Come behind the scene, see Kermit in a chalice and empty cans of La Croix.

Final Fantasy Tactics E7: To Pill Others [Lenalia Plateau + Fovoham Plains]

Fighting is the only way out. Listening to this episode is the only way we can start listing Chris’ top three tactics, aligning with Dycedarg, swallowing Dycedarg’s shit, realizing the rich won’t save the poor, criticizing common blood, speculating Argath is a radicalization agent, understandi...

Final Fantasy Tactics E6: Who Will Lick the Boots? [Thieves Fort]

Animals have no god. But they have us, and so do you, as we’re correcting the marquis, nesting menus, rending equipment, interpreting the kindness of time, being false on another’s behalf, once again realizing knights are cops, wasting strength and vitality, wondering if executing a scenario req...

Final Fantasy Tactics | Recording Session #5 | Episode 8-9

Going live in a bit for a recording session!

Podcast Feed Updates: Spotify Sync is here!

Because of the problems I am running into with the Acast integration, we will be converting back to the Patreon audio feed. This means everything we publish will show up here on the Patreon page and app. I think it's probably the simplest solution to the problem. With this change, we gain Spotif...

God Hand E6: Beans to Give Us [Stage 5]

If he chose to be a demon, then I must become a god. Other life options include freely giving beans, dishing out sick hand lore, offsetting puritanical beliefs with demon combat, throwing tires at a drowning guy, swimming a medley, beating up an Easter Island head, fighting the bridge, noting a sick...

Final Fantasy Tactics E5: Here for Politics [Dorter Slums + Zeklaus Desert]

Welcome to the rat cellar. A beating has loosened our tongues, allowing us the chance of identifying the wrong song, speaking false to a knight, getting a guy muddy, discovering an actual Dune reference, endlessly reviving Ramza, employing an ineffective mage, configuring the proper Post Up, beating...

Final Fantasy Tactics E4: For Want of Coin [Igros Castle]

Mayhap your ears not fail you. For, if they do, you wouldn’t hear us telling the same stories, loving our brave lads, creating a time paradox, seeking justice for a waylaid marquis, hunting down a whoreson, shitting into Argath’s mouth, being assigned to guard the base, chatting on a thinking br...

Final Fantasy Tactics E3: Heroes & Wizards [Magic City Gariland + Mandalia Plains]

Honest work would see us die old in bed. Instead of that, we’re flashing to a different back, hearing of the Corpse Brigade Death Corps, teaming up with the cops to murder homeless veterans, randomly generating soldiers, getting on the roof, name-dropping our nobility, learning from the computer, ...

Final Fantasy Tactics E2: Anarchists & Blasphemers [Orbonne Monastery]

Join me in my search to uncover the answer. This quest for truth includes actions like turning our consoles on, engraving vanishing memories, attracting mode, skipping a tutorial, defeating the war, yearning to be known as a blaspheming anarchist, aspiring to just be a guy, riding birds through war ...

Final Fantasy Tactics E1: Class Warfare [Introduction]

Hello! And welcome to the sixth season of Retrograde Amnesia, where we’re covering the original release of Final Fantasy Tactics and The War of the Lions. In the opening, information-loaded episode, we’re determining who is playing which version, ignoring Tactics Advance, pronouncing “Ivalice,...

The Patreon feed is slightly borked

Hi,There's a problem with the Patreon early access feed. I'm working with Patreon support to try and fix it (they are not being very responsive). I will post all the Final Fantasy Tactics episodes here on the Patreon site to ensure everyone has access to them until this is resolved.At worst,...

Final Fantasy Tactics | Recording Session #4 | Episode 6-7

Tactical podcast recording!

God Hand E5: Satan Explosion Dust [Stage 4]

We’re all a bunch of freakin’ idiots. We idiot freaks are concluding all men are dogs, leaving the door open, gazing at a volcano head spider fort, producing excellent robot-slaughtering sound effects, spawning satan from a robot, fighting a real 3v1, welcoming the pancake flattener machines, us...

Xenosaga Episode I Character Tournament

Welcome back to the stage of history. Thirty-two men, women, robots, cyborgs, robot children, child robots, androids, and trash enter the arena. One entity leaves. As always, there is no god in Thunderdome.00:00 Intro | 03:15 Elimination Chamber | 11:20 First Round | 53:03 Second Round | 01:23:47 Fi...

God Hand E4: Turn Me into a Dog, Kick Me [Stage 3]

I’m going to try Dr. Ion. You’re going to try reading a demon flyer, experiencing merry-go-round denial, seeing through walls, navigating a hedge maze, blinging into infinite space, riding public transportation, beating the shit out of an ape, meeting porcupine Satan, brutalizing an entire super...

The Final Fantasy Tactics Season has begun

Howdy folks, Just so you know, the FFT season is live on the Patreon feed for $3 members and above. If you're not already subbed to the feed, check your membership tab to get link.

God Hand E3: Spanking Evokes Tension [Stage 2]

Always save your tension for Satan. Save this episode for when you’re getting worked at blackjack, dreaming of SIXAXIS, not comprehending demon sexual energy, helping a psycho nut case, meeting arm-blade demons, spanking women to build tension, tying a man to aerial explosives, diagnosing red stea...