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Sausage for Dinner
Working as a hairdresser at the local mall wasn’t exactly Charlie’s dream job but it earned him enough to pay his rent, bills, and for anything he wanted to spend money on. He even had some savings at the end of every month that he set aside in his “Charlie’s Salon” fund so that one day he...
Ketchup and Mustard
College was supposed to be where you learned about life, made mistakes, partook in something you would regret, and have fun. While that was true, there was always the pressure to pass your classes and get good grades, whether it was to help with a better job in the future or to please your parents w...
How to Tame a Weredeer: A Closer Look
Hey guys! If you remember a few months ago I posted a short little bonus story with some drawings about "How to Tame a Weredeer" well, now it's been made into my first official comic!18 Pages of spooki, sexy, and absolutely inappropriate sexual behavior!Enjoy!Art by The-Minuscule-Task
November 2022 Content Schedule
"Looks like you need to work on not cumming so quickly, rookie.""NNnnggg... That's not fair..."Happy November! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post to the Patreon this month! I would like to announce here that starting with this month I will be paus...
October 2022 Favorite Story Poll
Hey guys!It's approaching the end of October now, (Happy Halloween and Happy Birthday to me!) and all the stories for this month have been published! I thought I would leave a poll to see which story from this month was your favorite!Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! ...
Extremely Overproductive
Heko was Alex’s go-to booty call; he was tall, hunky, and handsome. He also didn’t ask too many questions and had an impressive 100% show-up record whenever Alex texted him that she needed a good pounding. What else could one ask for in a friend with benefits? Oh, and he had an impressively mass...
Bangkok Part IV
Read Part III HereThe tigress smiled and blushed ever so slightly as she stood in front of Dylan with her underwear pulled down. Some people needed hints to be extremely obvious, if this didn’t work, Alex wouldn’t know what to do. Luckily for Alex though, Dylan was getting it, he was just having...
Laundromat
Alex never thought that she’d ever get excited about a new appliance. It seemed like the most mundane thing to her; an inanimate object that at most could improve your quality of life by shaving a few minutes or hours off of a task. She’d seen her mother get excited about a new washing machine, ...
October 2022 Pinup Vote
Hey everyone! It's time for the October vote!I asked the $10+ patrons for ideas to put in the poll. If you'd like to suggest ideas, please consider joining the $10+ tiers.VOTE TIME!!!
What Sisters Do
First dates were always nerve-racking, you were always stuck deciding things; what to wear, what to say, how to act, how to correctly use a soup spoon, etcetera. Was it inward or outward? Those were just a few of the many decisions and questions that ran through little Yulia’s mind as she picked o...
Slithery Slimy Creatures Lurking in the Dark
The movie theater was packed full of people spilling their popcorn and drinks, screams, and the sound of creaking chairs as buttholes clenched throughout the entire showing of the movie Hereditary. Alex had gone to the movies with a friend who told her how good it was, and while it didn’t take too...
October 2022 Content Schedule
Happy Spooktober! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post to the Patreon this month!Here are the stories and activities you can expect to see posted this month!Slithery Slimy Creatures Lurking in the Dark $5+ tiers October 1st 11:00 PM (UTC +7)October 2022 Pinup Suggestio...
September 2022 Favorite Story Poll
Hey guys!It's approaching the end of September now, and all the stories for this month have been published! I thought I would leave a poll to see which story from this month was your favorite!Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! This stuff really helps me out!
Guest Star Story: Mortal Kumbat
To say that Sil and Alex’s coffee date went well would have been an understatement. If you think having sex after the first date was the sign of a successful date, try having sex during your date in the men’s bathroom of a café. If that isn’t a home run, what is?With their first date having g...
Bangkok Part III
Read Part I HereRead Part II HereAs the sun slowly set over the city commonly known as the “Venice of Asia”, one would expect the hustle and bustle of an active city to die down, but it was the opposite in Bangkok. When the sun went down, people came out to play. Work was over, for the people wh...
Bangkok Part II
Read Part I Here“Took you long enough!”Alex chuckled, pulled her sweater over her chest to expose her bra, and sighed. “You did tell me to take the long way… More buzz that way? Couldn’t have chosen a more… Cloudy day? The sun is scorching.” She wasn’t sweating just yet but started t...
September 2022 Pinup Vote
Hey y'all! It's time for the September vote! I asked the $10+ patrons for ideas to put in the poll.If you'd like to suggest ideas, please consider joining the $10+ tiers and joining my Discord server by connecting your Discord account to Patreon!VOTE TIME!!!
Losers Buy the Popsicles (Dick Alt)
It was the textbook definition of a perfect day at the beach; the sky was blue and the ocean water was so clear that you could drop a quarter and easily find it. It wasn’t crowded either, since it was the middle of monsoon season when only the dumb would decide to take a beach vacation. But monsoo...
Losers Buy the Popsicles
It was the textbook definition of a perfect day at the beach; the sky was blue and the ocean water was so clear that you could drop a quarter and easily find it. It wasn’t crowded either, since it was the middle of monsoon season when only the dumb would decide to take a beach vacation. But monsoo...
September 2022 Content Schedule
Happy September! It's time again for the content and activities that I will post to the Patreon this month!I've made a tiny adjustment to when I post stories from this month going forward, instead of posting on Friday, it's now Saturday!Here are the stories and activities you can expect ...
Bonus: How to Tame a Weredeer
When a Weredeer shows up with his dick out and throbbing, it's best to make yourself look small and non-threatening. However, if that doesn't work, there are also other ways to tame the beast.Being friendly is crucial, present any available holes that the Weredeer may take interest in. Wheth...
August 2022 Favorite Story Poll
Hey guys!It's approaching the end of August now, and all the stories for this month have been published! I thought I would leave a poll to see which story from this month was your favorite!Feel free to elaborate in the comments too if you would like! This stuff really helps me out!Thank you!
Finger-Schlickin' Good
“You really can’t come over anymore?” the tigress sounded disappointed, but it was clear that she was trying her best to mitigate it. She forced a smile on her face and nodded slowly as she listened to her boyfriend’s excuse. She had a strong feeling that the excuses that he was giving her w...
Bangkok
Living in a megacity came with a lot of perks; most things are just a hop on public transportation away, food delivery is available at any time, and entertainment venues were plenty. In theory, it was supposed to be difficult to get bored, but with the downsides being major traffic jams, overcrowdin...
Break a Sweat, Bust a Nut
“Hey, uh Alex… You uh… You remember the day we first met?” asked Ashton, sweat beads rolling off his forehead into his Nike sweatband as he bounced up and down slightly. The more the cheetah moved, the harder it was for him to talk, but he did his best to continue with the conversation; the ...
Monopoly
“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and nine!” the tigress counted as she moved her moneybag token across the square board of her classic edition of Monopoly. Her excitement soon faded away when she realized her nine spaces took her from her lucky landing on chance, directly to jail...
August 2022 Voting!
Hey y'all! It's time for the August vote! I asked the $10+ patrons for ideas to put in the poll.If you'd like to suggest ideas, please consider joining the $10+ tiers and joining my Discord server by connecting your Discord account to Patreon!VOTE TIME!!!
August 2022 Content Schedule
Happy Pawugust! What better time to enjoy some nice beans. I'm taking off my stockings, better get your face in there!I hope everyone is having a good month so far! Here are the stories and activites you can expect to see posted this month!August 2022 Pinup Suggestions in here and in #idea-sugge...
Jerk Off Instructions
Alex was going away on tour again; she really was a busy tigress. But she had to put bread on the table, and going on tour was a much bigger source of income than the small royalties she received from the music she made. Record labels took most of the revenue generated from album sales and music str...
Sleepless Nights
“This is the third night in a row where pop singer Alex Marx the Spot has had to cancel a show on her debut tour, due to terrorism threats made to both the artist and the venue she is set to play, Rajamangala National Stadium. The artist has since issued a statement and apology to her fans on Twit...
