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2024.02.27: Splitting a £1 Note?

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bitcoin's overnight spike, US post office legends, money matters, laugh tracks, and getting dressed with style.Notes: Ashley does know there aren't £1 notes. It was very early. Burnie has learned his favorite show isn't real and appreciates privacy as he grieve...

2024.02.26: Cyber Flavored

Burnie and Ashley discuss popular potato snacks, Cybertruck flipping penalties, streaming profits and going back to the moon.

2024.02.23: All Dogs Go To Investigation

Burnie and Ashley follow up on earlier discussions from the week, talk Reddit's IPO filing, premium accounts, broken AI image generators, and old dogs.

2024.02.22: Poisoning The Well

Burnie and Ashley talk about the Borderlands trailer, Avengers 5, the introduction of the term "superhero fatigue", and a twelve minute story about buying a hard drive.

2024.02.21: Borderland Personalities

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Borderland casting announcement, the biggest spoiler ever told, and the coolest job in all of video games.

2024.02.20: Inflated

Burnie and Ashley discuss All Time Highs, the NBA All Star Game and grocery store prices in the UK vs the US.

2024.02.19: Fourgotten

Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's shifting marketing, the lowest rated comic movie franchise, and a very relevant entry in the history of unreleased movies. We are in our four-puns title era.

2024.02.16: Followup 4iday

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and talk about the Xbox announcement and the debut of Sora, OpenAI's insane new video tool.

2024.02.15: Fantastic Forecasting

Burnie and Ashley at the movies. They talk Argylle, Fantastic 4 casting, Madame Web and the Matthew Vaughn-verse.

2024.02.14: Climate Reroll

Burnie and Ashley discuss the random nature of climate change, reuniting in Scotland, American peanut butter and literal travel horror stories.

2024.02.13: Written Off

Burnie & Ashley discuss the videos that made YouTube popular, the myth of plastic recycling, and the fate of Coyote vs ACME.

2024.02.12: Grid Ironed

Burnie and Ashley discuss people who are way too into Subway, Jon Stewart's return and that game that was played this weekend.

2024.02.09: Halo, World

Burnie and Ashley shame themselves for misreporting a story yesterday, then immediately bounce back to follow up on the week and discuss all things Halo.Trigger Warning: Contains Brief Mention Of Taylor Swift

2024.02.08: Tour Guise

Burnie & Ashley share internet knowledge to make us all dumber (and smarter!) as they discuss Sydney Sweeney's tour credentials, now-certified-false attack toothbrushes and the Disney vintage catalogue.

2024.02.07: Putting the Ex in Exclusives

Burnie and Ashley talk about not knowing who is the lead actress in Madame Web, Venom's face, Exxon profits, and Microsoft abandoning the idea of exclusives.

2024.02.06: Virtual Prostates

Burnie and Ashley discuss their abdication plans, remotely explore Royal prostates and discuss the implications of life behind a pair of an Apple Vision Pro Spatial Computing Apparatus.

2024.02.05: Renewed

Burnie & Ashley discuss our current place in the tolerance cycle, the internet’s path to SNL and the stunning conclusion to the greatest primate adventure in modern times.

2024.02.02: Morning Someone with Eric Vespe

Join Burnie as he interviews an old friend who just happens to be one of the most prolific interviewers in the entertainment industry. No pressure. Meanwhile, Ashley is sleeping in and not eating girl scout cookies. What a perfect morning.

2024.02.01: Super Swift

Burnie and Ashley discuss people discussing people who are discussing Taylor Swift, sweet tea and baby sherpas.

2024.01.31: Rock Out With Macaque Out

Burnie and Ashley debate kitchen dynamics, pondering what it would take to put a chip in your brain and wild Macaques in your area that want to meet you.

2024.01.30 What is the U for?

In a radical departure from traditional podcast formats, Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days and grouse about Apple products.

2024.01.29: Cat Passports

Burnie and Ashley discuss tomorrow's debut on Apple Podcasts, pet passports, Pokemon threats, and travel stories.

2024.01.26: Deep Fried Apples

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Podcasts release date, quick bars, super bars, honesty boxes, and deep frying all of the above.

2024.01.25: Snack Police

Burnie and Ashley use their listening audience for free marriage counselling.

2024.01.24: Take This Job & Compress It

Burnie & Ashley talk EGOTs, Oscar controversies, milking the Star Wars franchise, WWE deals and AI quiet quitting.

2024.01.23: The Patch 2024

Burnie reluctantly lets Ashley talk about videogames for 21 minutes and 43 seconds. Plus PAL WORLD. Hey, search engines! We are talking about PAL WORLD. It's all PALS! All the time! In a world! PAL-ING it up!

2024.01.22: Silver Meddling

Burnie & Ashley discuss the philosophy of Coming Soon, the Sports Illustrated layoffs, Silver Medal syndrome and using fake accounts to take down the competition.

2024.01.19: Housekeeping

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, while discussing the alleged Reddit IPO, popularity vs loyalty and yet another Walking Dead series. PLUS STATS!

2024.01.18: Pirate Radio

Burnie and Ashley celebrate Burnie’s birthday by playing pirate radio station, discussing the economics of lava flows and checking themselves out one last time.