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Weekly Update: 7 January 2023

WEEKLY UPDATE: Welcome to the new year! It’s another big update, with all kinds of contributions, including a new SF-ish BRK story called “Across the Metaverse.” Check it out!

NEW STORY: “Across the metaverse,” Parts 1-2 by BRK

NEW STORY: “Across the metaverse,” Parts 1-2 by BRK—In a corner of a bustling shopping center parking lot, Joe finds something that shouldn’t be there. But… the sexy, three-legged, planet-saving hero Preter Garadin couldn’t possibly be real. Could he?

Friday Flashback: January 2018

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week we’re collecting stories from January 2018—check it out!

Weekly Update: 31 December 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: A truly massive year-end update with 31 chapters of smut, including great new stories, continued favorites, and two BRK continuations. Check it out!

New chapters!

“Casey's mistake,” Part 10 by BRK—Casey resurfaces from unknown amount of time lost to sex and transformation, and reaches for the only advantages he has left to try to regain control over his life and body.“The collection,” Parts 4–6 by BRK—Zach rallies his friends, life-size and ...

Friday Flashback: 2022 Year in Review

2022 YEAR IN REVIEW: For the last Friday Flashback of the year, check out my annual number-crunch running down the top stories on the site by views and votes!

Holiday love from BRK to all my patrons

Thank you so much for being a part of what I do—it means so much to me. I am sending my gratitude to each and every one of you. Be safe and be happy!Love, BRK

Weekly Update: 24 December 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: It’s a huge update this week, and everything under the tree is holiday themed—including a new story from me, “The Rent Boy who Saved Christmas.” Check it out! #metabods

NEW STORY: “The rent boy who saved Christmas,” Parts 1–2 by BRK

NEW STORY: “The rent boy who saved Christmas,” Parts 1–2 by BRK—Cody and his extra-large member have a premium gig going, until a few random words to the wrong person turn him into the magical nephew of a very real supernatural being—and this year, Uncle Kris needs his help. #metabods http...

Friday Flashback: Santa Baby

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week we’re collecting stories with a little love returned to that generous old soul in the red suit. Check it out!

Weekly Update: 17 December 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: This week’s update includes a continuation of my Patreon-commissioned werebear prequel story, “Mountainheart,” plus lots more. Check it out! #metabods

NEW CHAPTER: “Mountainheart,” Part 7 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: “Mountainheart,” Part 7 by BRK—Glenn’s trials begin, designed to strengthen him in a hurry for his imminent first shift—and Eamon isn’t going to make it easy on him. #metabods

Call for Christmas and Holiday Stories!

CALL FOR XMAS STORIES! I will be posting an update on 24 December, and that means I’m issuing a Call for Christmas and Holiday Stories! It's a special time of year when all kinds of randy and metasexy things can happen. If you have a story you think might fit in with the holiday theme, I’d l...

Friday Flashback: A Bit of Snow

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: As winter starts to set in up here where I am, this week we’re collecting stories where a few flakes or more are whipping about in the chilly year-end breeze. Check it out!

Weekly Update*: 10 December 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE*: No story from me this week, but lots of other stuff on offer. Check it out! Also—I want your Christmas/Holiday stories for the 24 December update! Submit your randy yuletide tales at submit.metabods.com! @metabods

Friday Flashback: December 2017

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week we’re collecting story updates from the month of December 2017. Check it out!

Weekly Update: 3(ish) December 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: Two story continuations from me this week, adding new chapters to “Tell Me About My Boner” and “Fortitude”; plus the end of “Tit Hype” and much more. Check it out!

Two Vignette Party Chapters!

TWO VIGNETTE PARTY CHAPTERS!“Fortitude,” Part 4 by BRK—The arrival of Vree ships might just be the Fortitude’s ticket out of the eerie nebula that’s slowly growing Rick’s hunky trainee crew—assuming the aliens don’t kill them all first.“Tell me about my boner,” Part 7 by BRK—Ja...

Update Delayed until Sunday

Sorry, I ran out of time again this week! The update for this week should go up on Sunday, 4 December instead. Thanks for understanding.

Friday Flashback: Previous V-Parties

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: With the next Vignette Party posting tomorrow, this week we’re collecting stories from past Vignette Parties that haven’t been surfaced lately. Check it out!

Updated Social Media

Today's my last day on MuskTwitter, so here's how to find me as of right now. Suggestions welcome. https://www.patreon.com/metabods https://www.instagram.com/metabodsbrk/ https://www.facebook.com/metabods https://mstdn.party/@metabods https://metabods.newtumbl.com https://linktr.ee/metabods

Weekly Update: 26 November 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: This week’s offering from me is a Patreon-commissioned story about a few handsome guys uncovering something strange on a Thanksgiving family visit. Plus there’s a lot of stuff down there of all sorts, including several extensive continuations and some new stuff too. Check it out! ...

NEW STORY! “The collection,” Parts 1–3 by BRK

NEW STORY! “The collection,” Parts 1–3 by BRK—Zach is surprised to get a Thanksgiving dinner invite from his reclusive great uncle Derek, but a trip to Maine with his friends sounds better than cooking. As it turns out, more awaits them in the strange old oceanside house than a few platefuls...

Friday Flashback: The Unsurf8ced

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week we’re once again collecting stories with good star-votes and mid-tier views that have never been surfaced before. Check it out!

DM me your prompts for the Dec. 3 Vignette Party!

The next VIGNETTE PARTY, where my amazing $15+ Patreonites prompt me for sexy one-scene stories, is coming up fast—the last for year 25!DM me on Patreon with the stories you want to see by Nov. 30 for the Dec. 3 update! Join up at https://www.patreon.com/metabods