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Weekly Update: 7 August 2021
Happy Vignette Party! This time around I have four, count ‘em, four stories, three suggested by my beloved and worthy Patreonites and an extra one just for fun because I could not stop writing this week. All three of the suggested stories are long, too, though I did at least make sure that they co...
4 New Stories from BRK
· The deputy by BRK—Checking out an abandoned property far from anywhere, a sheriff’s deputy discovers that the previous owner didn’t leave by conventional means—and he left behind something that will change the deputy’s life in a most unexpected way.· Keith the new guy by BRK— New hir...
Friday Flashback: August 2017
For this week’s wayback-wend we’re cruising back to August 2017, home to a rare total solar eclipse, the conviction of “pharmabro” Martin Shkreli, and the discovery that Neanderthals invented glue. Enjoy your trip, and keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times.The next update—a Vigne...
The next Vignette Party is... now!
The next update, on 7 August, will be another Vignette Party where suggestion-level Patreonites get to prompt one-scene stories from me on the topics of their choosing. If you’re a patron at that level, DM me your prompts so I can make your story real—and if you’re not a patron, there’s stil...
Weekly Update: 31 July 2021
Scads of good stuff this week, including the final installment of the popular story “The Heart Is a Muscle”. My contribution this week is a new chapter of the Patreon-commissioned shifter sequel “Finding Owen”, where matters are coming to a head. A lot’s sure changed for Owen since he was ...
NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 9 by BRK
NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 9 by BRK—With the otherwhere creature loose in the valley, Owen accepts his responsibility for the shifters of the packlands—just as the mercenaries Milton had previously been allied with make their move.
Friday Flashback: Not-So-Average Joes
For this week’s gallivant through the glorious grist of our gentlemanly gests, I’ve collected an assortment of stories featuring guys named Joe, the archetypical generic masculine name—despite the fact that we have the name Guy. Maybe that’s too on the nose. It does raise the question, thoug...
Weekly Update: 24 July 2021
Another diverse crop of contributions this week, hopefully with something you’ll like. My contribution this week is a continuation of the Patreon-commissioned “Resolutions”, with Ray discovering more and more ramifications of the changes he’s induced in his sexy boss Danny and, inadvertently...
NEW CHAPTER: "Resolutions," Part 5 by BRK
NEW CHAPTER: "Resolutions," Part 5 by BRK—As Ray, Danny, Marcel, and Blake fly to the “gay conference”, Ray chastises himself for not anticipating a little tension with Blake over Marcel. Fortunately, Danny has brought along a few distractions.
Friday Flashback: Seven Footers
For this week’s climb through the clutter of our collective clandestine closet I’ve selected ten stories about guys whose heights hover a head higher than most humble humans. If you’re into taller guys, there’s something about that next rung past the norm that’s truly compelling. Eight fee...
Weekly Update: 17 July
A big bag of smut again this week. My story, a new Patreon commission, involves an expedition to a secret island where all kinds of changes will take place, and it was a lot of fun to set up. I hope you like it, and the rest of this week’s stuff too. Don’t forget to comment and upvote the storie...
NEW STORY: "The expedition", Parts 1–5 by BRK
NEW STORY: "The expedition", Parts 1–5 by BRK —An archaeologist and his research assistant, joined at the last minute by a jock desperate to boost his GPA, embark on a preliminary exploration of a mysterious Aegean island.
Friday Flashback: Gone Clubbin’
For this week’s finagling of formerly featured folderol I’ve collected ten stories that have gone clubbing for the night. Expect shirtless torsos, a bit of glitter, dirty grinding, and lots of hard bodies in all senses of the term.Next update is tomorrow, 17 July. In the meantime, thanks for vis...
Weekly Update: 10 July 2021
Big update this week, with lots of different kinds of stories from our contributors—including what I’m told is the final chapter of the awesome “Hulkster and Hoppy” saga, in this phase at least. I didn’t get as far as I’d hoped with my own offering this week, thanks to four days of landl...
NEW STORY: "An air of detachment" by BRK
NEW STORY: "An air of detachment" by BRK—Special Agent Greg Simmons receives some surprising evidence in the mail in relation to the Berlinger kidnapping case, which he’s not even on yet. Intriguingly, not only is it a piece of the puzzle—it’s also a piece of the victim.
Friday Flashback: Super Libido
For this week’s slink through the site’s sexy stacks of salacious stories, I’ve collected ten tales that feature increased or induced mega-libido, because sometimes a lack of control over that drive that demands carnal pleasure is exactly what you crave the most. This Flashback, by the way, is...
Friday Flashback: July 2018
For this week’s rove through the riveting and resplendent reveries of relatively recent eroticists, I’ve collected ten stories from July of 2018. Not that long ago, but something seems to be wrong with the cultural passage of time lately. It’s hard to identify with an era in which the royal fa...
Weekly Update: 26 June 2021
Two stories from me this week: a recrudescence of “The Elevator Ride” and new installments of the Patreon-commissioned “One Hot Summer”. With this installment, “One Hot Summer” breaks its tie with “Love/Shift” to become, indisputably, the longest story I’ve written for the site at ...
Two Story Updates from BRK
NEW CHAPTER: "The elevator ride", Part 2 by BRK—At a Pride mixer at Aiden’s company, Trevor meets up with the office Adonis, Chad, and can’t resist indulging in his usual schtick of slipping subtle changes into his conversation.NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 34-36 by BRK...
Friday Flashback: With Pride
For this week’s sojourn through the site’s collective subconscious, I’ve collected a set of stories that touch on Pride and related phenomena like Pride parades and rainbow flags. I’ll grant you that some of these involve Pride being integral to the story, while others are brief, tangential ...
Tag suggestion is back!
For those occasions when you're looking at a story and you think a tag should be there that isn't (or shouldn't be but is), I've set up a new process to suggest tag additions and revisions. Feedback welcome!
Weekly Update: 19 June 2021
A big update this week, with lots of potent stuff from our dazzling contributors. On top of all that I have a new Patreon-commissioned story, “Vision Space”, about a space marine who encounters the unexpected while investigating a derelict alien vessel. It’s a new kind of setup for me: the pro...
NEW STORY: "Vision space" by BRK
NEW STORY: "Vision space" by BRK—Sent to explore an unknown, derelict spaceship in search of usable technology, a hardened marine unexpectedly discovers three sexy inhabitants, guardians of a secret no one could have imagined.
Friday Flashback: Multiple Hyperwangs
This week’s compendium from the archive’s carnal kaleidoscope collects ten stories about a singular combined blessing: cocks measured in feet and in quantity. A dream worth indulging, though you wouldn’t want to be like that all the time—would you? [You shudder as diabolical chuckling flicke...
Weekly Update: 12 June 2021
This week I returned to “Body Game: Encounter 813” thanks to a nudge from a noble Patreonite, and I enjoyed reconnecting with the process. For those unfamiliar, the Body game stories involve ten turns of escalating changes, levels of intensity, and overrides mapped out by random pulls from long ...
NEW CHAPTERS: "Body game: Encounter 813", Parts 8–9 by BRK
NEW CHAPTERS: "Body game: Encounter 813", Parts 8–9 by BRK—Things get more extreme for Reggie and the others as the game enters Round 6.
Coding change
I brought back the contents listings for each story (replacing the pagination buttons that only showed the part numbers), but in a scrolling box to keep it to a manageable size. Still testing, so msg me if you encounter problems on your browser/platform or if you have any other design feedback. Than...
Friday Flashback: Kings and Princes
For this week’s gallivant through the arbors of yore I’ve collected ten stories about kings, princes, and the like. Some are akin to human nobles we might have studied in school (though probably not with these kinds of details), while others are rulers over more fanciful realms. Enjoy, and make ...
Weekly Update: 5 June 2021
It’s time this week for another Vignette Party, where I write one-scene stories from prompts by my suggestion-level Patreonites. As usual I had trouble with the “vignette=brief” brief, but I don’t care too much because I’m pretty darn pleased with the resulting three stories this time arou...
Three New Stories: "Hard5", "Brian and Ramon", and "Photo Stash"
NEW STORY: Brian and Ramón by BRK—Brian, the surprisingly muscular HR guy, and Ramón, the irresistibly sexy developer guy, enjoy each other’s company behind Brian’s closed office door.NEW STORY: Hard5 by BRK—Just before his debut as a replacement performer in an up-and-coming boy band, Ian...
