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Conventional Wisdom: Ichibancon 2016 - page 1
Man, it's been a WHILE since we did some convention comics on Patreon, hasn't it? Well, here it is: the parts of Ichibancon 2016 you DIDN'T see in the main update! The ambient music playing over the speakers at the Embassy Suites had been a source of great amusement in previous years. I ...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 17
Good intentions only get you so far (and really, I'm not sure Kevin has something he's actually good at)First - Previous - Next
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 6
I gotta confess: if this page wasn't for Patreon, I would have just copy/pasted actual screenshots for the top three panels. But hey, if people are paying actual money for the privilege of reading this thing, then the least I can do is actually draw all of it myself, right?And yeah, I know. I kn...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 16
One of these days I'm gonna draw an entire comic series about Megaweapon getting beat up. There won't even be any jokes. Just Megaweapon getting harmed over and over again. This will make me happy.First - Previous - Next
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 5
...oh, and let's not forget orangutans totally being about to rape underage girls, THAT'S totally fine for television too. More so than a teenager smoking, anyway (and I don't even LIKE smoking, I just think that's really ridiculous)First - Previous - NextCurrent Anime: JoJo's Bi...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 15
As always, the Universe as a singular entity refuses to allow Jenna to catch a break.Also, have fun working out what all these various foods are references to!First - Previous - Next
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 4
Remember when I apologized for how I can't draw JJBA muscles? Apparently I need to amend that statement to include faces. I mean, let's face it: I can't just do a vague caricature like I usually do in these situations. Hirohiko Araki's art style is just too distinctive, I gotta at le...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 14
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Conventional Wisdom: the Pre-Con Process
Man, I've severely neglected the Two Dollar crowd, haven't I? Sorry, but with all the Christmas comics, I just haven't had time to write out any blog posts. To be honest, I STILL don't have time, but I'm gonna write a quick one anyway, just to make it up to you guys.I occasionall...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 3
Screw the constant dramatic posing, THIS is the element of JJBA I want in my every day life.First - Previous - NextCurrent Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust CrusadersComing Up:Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kunLove Live!Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!Blue Seed (requested by Mark C.)Servant...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 13
I have no idea why The Future apparently has no way of transferring files from one tablet to another.Also, sorry this page is particularly sketchy. And later than usual. Between all those Christmas comics and just general holiday distractions, I'm really running behind on things right now.First ...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 2
...and that's as close as we're gonna get to me actually giving someone the finger.If you're not clear on what this is all about: Crunchyroll uses the broadcast versions of JJBA, which have a lot of the more objectionable content covered up with really obnoxious black shading. Now, I und...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 12
It's a bit unsettling how little difference there is between writing a bad boss and writing a grumpy five year old.First - Previous - Next
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 1
I mean, come on. You've seen what my art style looks like. I draw things that are cute and small. Neither of those words exist in the world of JoJo.But yeah, we're starting a whole new set of JJBA comics! Before anyone asks, I'm skipping over the first season because that's the one I...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 11
As I said before, I have no idea what working on the set of a major motion picture is like, nor have I ever worked in a celebrity's fan club... but you know what? I've worked in a restaurant, and this is definitely how THAT works. "Hey new kid, I don't like this job. It's your jo...
Conventional Wisdom: The Devil is a Part-Timer! - page 3
Two quick things before someone nitpicks this one to death: First, I think this whole complaint is the result of the English translation of the title. I'm absolutely not fluent in Japanese, but I have a vague recollection of hearing that "Hataraku Maou-sama!" doesn't specifically ref...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 10
I'm already starting to regret drawing that giant, tube of a head.First - Previous - Next
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Conventional Wisdom: The Devil is a Part-Timer! 2
I don't know if a fast food place would be considered more or less stressful than a nice, sit-down restaurant... and I'm never find out 'cos I'm never working at either again. Seriously, I'm a TERRIBLE person to go out to eat with, since I get really antsy and short-tempered if I...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 9
Making characters be mean to Jenna is seriously one of the most difficult tasks I've ever faced as a writer. Also, CRAP it's going to be hard to keep track of all these characters...Oh hey, and just in case you were wondering, the break for Christmas comics will NOT be affecting the Patreon ...
Far Out There: Origin of the Web-Species
The last couple of Conventional Wisdom blogs have been really nostalgic, so I might as well let Far Out There get in on the fun. I wanted to talk a bit about my primary influences during the creation of Far Out There… and I have to be really, super specific about that, otherwise we’ll be here a...
Conventional Wisdom: The Devil is a Part-Timer! 1
I usually try to avoid drawing any comics until after I've had a chance to sit down and watch an anime all the way through, but I didn't feel the least bit bad about going ahead and drawing this one right away. Dad Jokes work pretty much the same regardless of context.But yeah, we're sta...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 8
I have never been on the set of a major motion picture, but I HAVE been to a bunch of anime conventions and this is pretty much how they all work. The more people you have working on a thing, the less any of those people know about how that thing is supposed to run.Also, HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT O...
Patreon Index (Nov. 2015)
So, I think the pile of stuff I've put on Patreon has finally started to get big enough that simply scrolling through the Creator Posts isn't convenient anymore. So, to simplify things, I'm gonna make posts like this on occasion that gather up all the links to all the various comics and ...
Conventional Wisdom: AUSA 2015 - page 5
So, funny thing: because I spent so much time down in Artist Alley, I had way too many table-related comic ideas to choose from. In fact, I had two separate comics about tearing down on Sunday. Obviously, that's one too many for a single update, so I figured I'd use one in the main update, a...
Conventional Wisdom: AUSA 2015 - page 4
I'm surprised I got recognized in this get up as much as I did. That's not to say it happened a lot, just that it happened at ALL.By the way, this is another one of those comics where I STARTED to do a bunch of caricatures of real people, then gave up halfway through. So, apologies to anyone...
Conventional Wisdom: AUSA 2015 - page 3
The fun part about cosplaying from MST3k is always how excited MSTies get when they see it... but it's usually older people. Like, the Dad who's just there to keep an eye on his kids and is happy to finally see a costume he recognizes. It's a lot more unusual for it to be the kids who ar...
Conventional Wisdom: AUSA 2015 - page 2
On a rational level, I know perfectly well that the way a lobby looks at 9am is different from what it will look like by lunchtime. But it's still really weird to head down to the underbelly of the hotel in the morning before anyone's around, then not come back up until the place is packed.A...
Conventional Wisdom: AUSA 2015 - page 1
As I've mentioned on numerous occasions, I miss very little about living in Washington DC. But man, it's a great place to have the thought "I feel like taking a walk". And I didn't even make it down to any of the "historic" places, I'm just talking about wandering aro...



























