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Conventional Wisdom: Hoshicon 2016 - page 4
No. No I do not. You just wait for when I head down to AWA later this year, we'll be lucky if I can avoid spontaneously taking a drive through the mountains at some point.Also, just for the record, if you know perfectly well that there's a fairly large amusement park at the exit you're p...
Conventional Wisdom: Hoshicon 2016 - page 3
MAYBE this will change once the new series hits Netflix, but for now, this happens a lot.Oh, and if you felt ripped-off that The Kids didn't make a cameo in the main update, it's 'cos I bumped this page over to Patreon at the last minute and didn't think to stick them into one of the...
Conventional Wisdom: Hoshicon 2016 - page 2
So, this was SUPPOSED to look like walls of rain, but now that it's done, it looks more like a lot of weeds... or, like, a half-waxed hairy chest... which, eew.But yeah, it spontaneously rained a lot during this con, leaving a lot of schmucks (like yours truly) stuck without an umbrella or rain ...
Conventional Wisdom: Hoshicon 2016 - page 1
I've mentioned elsewhere that I really like any excuse to just ditch the express way and take the scenic route, and MAN did I do a lot of that for Hoshicon. There was a lot of traffic and construction between me and Charlotte, and I'd already had enough of traffic as it was, so I took the fi...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 34
You're always learning new things as an artist, discovering new aspects of your craft, finding out things about yourself as you work. For example, I've learned that I REALLY NEED TO BUILD UP MORE OF A BACKLOG OF MATERIAL BEFORE CONVENTION SEASON STARTS UP. Yeah, I'm really supposed to be...
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Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 10
...well, okay, I exaggerate a LITTLE bit. There's only, like, two frames of actual obscured nudity in all three OVAs. But on the other hand, after an entire season of cracking jokes about Momiji being flat, they DID spontaneously have her sprout a pair of giant bazongas. AND this is the only ani...
Conventional Wisdom: Why haven’t you gone back to *INSTERT CON HERE*?
Every so often, somebody wonders why they haven’t seen any comics from their favorite con this year. Most of the time, it’s just a simple answer of “Oh, I don’t go to that con.” After all, despite all our strides at cloning and matter teleportation, no human being can attend EVERY con in...
Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 9
Two Blue Seed comics in a row? Well, this one kind of had a strict deadline behind it. When you have an idea to replace blatant Japanese patriotism with blatant American patriotism, and the 4th of July is right around the corner, you pretty much HAVE to make sure they coincide.And no trying to read ...
Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 8
Sometimes it feels like I'm actually writing jokes for a video, then trying to make it happen as a comic because I don't have any video editing experience. Case in point, this page would have worked a LOT better if I could just cut to the actual Hot Fuzz clip rather than trying and failing t...
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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 33
See? See? Didn't I say I'd get a few extra comics out before the month was over? Well look! A single extra page! That TOTALLY makes up for the whole month of inactivity, right? RIGHT? ...yeah, I know. I'll still have at least a LITTLE more before the week's out, even if that technica...
Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 7
YES! I actually managed to get the Blue Seed comics rolling again before the end of the month! Only JUST before the end, but still!...and yeah, I know I could just SHOW the engrish, like I did in that last panel anyway, but that's only half the fun. It's the sudden, out-of-nowhere shock of w...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 32
*GASP* MORE UPDATES!Yeah, sorry for such a crazy long delay, but as I was saying in the Conventional Wisdom comics, I REALLY didn't realize just how badly I was going to burn myself out over Animazement. I'm gonna try to get a few extra Far Out Theres up here before the end of the month, so ...
Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2016 - Page 6
Okay, that bottom caption is a little bit of a lie. Actually, the real reason all my schedules have been so out of whack post-Animazement was something that happened before I even arrived at the con. Thanks to some phenomenally poor planning on my part, AZ ended up becoming the deadline for several ...
Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2016 - Page 5
Hey, remember when I said it was supposed to rain on Sunday? Well it did! ...right in the middle of that barbecue I was so pleased to be leaving early for. In fact, this particular downpour isn't what happened to me. I ended up driving THROUGH the rain on the way to the house, and then it caught...
Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2016 - Page 4
This is one of the reasons I usually bring my own food and drink to a con. Granted, it's ALSO because a halfway decent bargain hunter can usually find a pack of soda big enough to last all weekend for the same amount that convention center kiosks usually charge for a single bottle, but the rate ...
Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2016 - Page 3
...and Kurt's been cutting DOWN on his Animazement involvement the past couple of years. I can remember AZs back in the day when he ran enough programming that you could easily have just given the guy his own room for the whole weekend.Also, by amazing coincidence, that's also what MY Victor...
Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2016 - Page 2
I'm physically incapable of being "on time" when it comes to doing most things. It seems like if I wait until the point when most people would start, I end up running horribly late. And yet, when I start really early to make up for that delay... I end up taking a perfectly normal amount ...
Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2016 - Page 1
FINALLY! Here it is, folks, your extra dose of Animazement comics!I'm sure I've mentioned this elsewhere (I bet you it's in the notes for the AWA comics, but I'm too lazy to check), but I actually really enjoy a nice long road trip. Granted, there's a LOT of disclaimers to that s...
We Have A Winner!
That's right folks! After an overwhelming outpouring of votes (hahaha not really), I can finally announce what my End of the Year project for Patreon will be: New Becky & Gilb comics!So, what does that mean? Well, the obvious thing is an actual continuation of the cliffhanger in the last comic a...
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Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 6
I cannot BELIEVE I didn't think to start off the entire series with this gag. Shame on me.But hey, at least thinking of it during the con meant it got drawn at a time when I'd expected to do nothing but Animazement comics! Remember, there wasn't SUPPOSED to be any new Blue Seed pages unt...
Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 31
Megaweapon feels the need to explain his highly elaborate and cerebral insults because he's convinced that everyone other than himself is too stupid to understand them without help.Well, the Jenna comics had to take a break to make room for other stuff like the madlib comics, so now is the OTHER...
Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 5
Well, okay, I KNOW why: it's because apparently none of the Omake Theater shorts are on any decent video host, so they CAN'T go viral. Seriously, I checked for SOMETHING I could link to here, but it's not even on DailyMotion. That's like... that's like... I'm trying to come u...
Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 9
...and THIS is why you won't be seeing any time travel stories in the main Far Out There comic anytime soon. I think about it WAY too hard., and then things get bogged down and really late.By the way, does that main scientist guy look like the Dad from Becky & Gilb? I didn;t mean to make this a ...
Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 8
And now, the REAL reason these comics took so long. Even though it was totally unnecessary and doesn't even involve any Far Out There characters, I just HAD to slip in some kind of mad science/time travel paradox ending. And what you're getting is the short, simplified version.First - Previo...
Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 7
Wow, time machines really ARE easy to operate.First - Previous - Next
Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 6
...and also feel free to put another big 'ol question mark next to just who or what Tax acrually is (And remember, while the Madlib comics aren't TECHNICALLY canon, I'm not writing any of the characters to do anything they wouldn't normally do. CHew on THAT.)This page got dropped and...
Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 5
...well that was quick, wasn't it? Yeah, Sophia's presence in this was supposed to be at least a LITTLE more significant. Originally, I was gonna give the first panel it's own page, with a flashback to the whole Nitpicker's Guild being tormented by Bunyips. You know how several of th...
