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Lewd Art Pack 27!
Hey Interceptor and Courtier tiers! So this months pack includes the Lovla Joyjet machine animation and also I think we forgot to put in the previous one so that's there too! Also the new Calico dialogue art and portraits for Candy! B)|--< .... Anyway.... thanks as always!!
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Version - 0.0.29 - 4/30/2020Patreon version 27 is up! This month we added a new machine, the Lovla Joyjet, which Joi and Pearl found in the swamp outside their motel, so you can check that out after finishing Joi's quests! We also added a new scene, featuring a cute drawing session with Beryl an...
April Content Poll!
Interceptor and Courtier tiers!! For this months poll, we have either a Jemma or Olivia mini scene, or a new machine to plug in! What do you want to see? :D
Lewd Art Pack 26
Hey Interceptor and Courtier tiers! We have some new Muscle-girl art this month, including a frottage dialogue still from her newest mini scene in the Candle Wax Club! We also added the character art for Pearl and new art for one of the bathroom mini scenes! Hope you're all doing okay and thanks...
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Version - 0.0.27 - 3/31/2020Hey everyone!! It's Patreon version 26!! We've done a bit of polishing and added some quality of life type stuff this month! The sex toy box in HC's apartment has been ditched in favor of a more elegant system. Sex toys you find will now appear on the shelf pa...
March Content Poll
Hey Interceptor and Courtier Tiers! This is just gonna be a lil miniscene poll again this month, but with a new option! Bru, the coffee shop owner has never appeared on a poll before! This wont be the only miniscene I do this month, but who do you want to see for sure?
Lewd Art Pack 25
Interceptor and Courtier tier!!! Late art pack! This month we have new dialogue stills from Gelcorp MILF Jemma's newest mini scene and one from Joi3! Thank you so much everyone! And thanks for being patient with bug fixes, especially this month! <3
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Also, because of the PAX thing, we'll be mailing stickers after we return on monday. They might be a day or two late, for that reason, but they're totally coming :D (I'm super proud of the art for this one, ngl)Version - 0.0.25 - 2/27/2020Hey everyone!! It's Patreon version 25!! This...
Content Poll -February
Hey Interceptor & Courtier Tiers! This month is short and I have a lot of weird stuff going on (like being sick and having to speak at pax east at the end of the month,) so instead of doing an animation poll, I'm doing a miniscene poll! Don't worry tho, we'll still make plenty of other c...
Lewd Art Pack 24
Hey Interceptor and Courtier tier!! This month we have three new Beryl animations in the pack! Hope you enjoy and thanks so much as always!!!!!! :D <3
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Version - 0.0.23 - 1/31/2020Hey everyone!! It's Patreon version 24!! This month we're bringing you two new scenes, Heather 10, and Joi 3, which is quite possibly the most branching sex scene in the game. Beryl 7 has also been given a pretty sick mating press animation, 47 frames of wholesome...
Content Poll - January
Hey Interceptor Tier! This month we're doing a good ol' animation poll! What scene do you wanna see animated?
Lewd Art Pack 23
Hey Interceptor Tier! Most of the new art for December wasn't lewd, but we did make 2 new still for the restroom encounters and one still for Joi miniscene! Check em out, they're pretty cute :D Also, your content poll will be up soon, and it'll for sure be an animation one this time. Tha...
STICKER IDEAS!
Hey, Courtier Tier! We're gonna be mailing out your new stickers tomorrow, but until then,, have a poll! This is something I've been curious about... Would you all wanna vote on sticker ideas? Let's try it :DFor this poll, I'm mainly tryna get a feel for what kinda stuff you're i...
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Version - 0.0.21 - 12/31/2019Hey everyone!! It's Patreon version 23!! And it's finally time for Main 9! It's a complex scene with its own new music (by the mega talented Winter Cyan), backgrounds, systems, and character art, not to mention tons of branches. Check it out! Also, our Interc...
Content Poll - December
Hey Interceptor Tier! Since it's December, a notably Difficult month, I'm gonna take it easy on myself and only do a miniscene poll instead of an animation poll. Don't worry, though! We've still got some other hella cool content for the end of the month :3 Anyway, who do you wanna se...
Lewd Art Pack 22
Hey Interceptor Tier! This month, we've added new character portraits for the GELcorp milf, the Decima selfie, and the animations for Slime Queen 1. We also included an alternative version of one of the animations, since I know that not everyone is into that whole tentacle possession thing :D An...
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Version - 0.0.19 - 11/30/2019Hey everyone!! It's Patreon version 22!! So this month we're finally getting back to a couple older things that have been stagnant for a while. First, we've got more on Beryl's arc! Expect even more cute content for her soon! Also we've added another ...
STICKER CLUB!!!!
Hey Courtier Tier!!! Welcome to the brand new sticker club!!! Every month I'll post and print and ship an exclusive sticker just for you!! These are gonna be sfw for the most part and Hardcoded themed for the most part, but not always! For example, here's this months sticker, designed 4 all ...
Discord things!
Hey everyone! I just added tier based roles to the official hardcoded discord server, which I think it pretty cool! What I didn't know, though, is that this automatically adds you to that server if you have discord :/ :/ So if you're suddenly in a new discord server, this is probably why.
Art Pack 21
Hey Interceptor Tier! We've got a really cute new animation from Heather 6 this month, where a pale-haried cosplayer gently kisses HC's cock and then licks her lips. I'm honestly proud of this one, my first lip-licking animation lol. The selfie that cosplayer sends has been updated, alon...
Primary Content Poll - November
Hey Interceptor tier!! This month we're doing an animation poll, so lemme know what scene you'd like me to get into this month! Firstly, we've got Cadence 4, a sensual scene where snuggling leads to HC making out with Cadences tits, then sucking her cock :D Next, we've got Slime Quee...
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Version - 0.0.17 - 10/31/2019Hey everyone!! Happy Halloween!!! It's Patreon version 21! Attention anyone who was experiencing a weird crash-on-save that they couldn't progress past! I have now fixed the bug that was likely to be causing it! :D Until now, buying out all items in a specific sl...
Secondary Content Poll - October
Hi Joi tier! I'm gonna be writing a couple miniscenes this month, and you get to help Interceptor tier pick one of them! So, who do you wanna see?
Primary Content Poll - October
Hi Interceptor tier! Here's the first of 2 miniscene polls we're doing this month! Who do you wanna see pop up in the world to have a (probably horny) interaction with HC? Make sure you vote in the other poll as well!
Art Pack 20
Hey Interceptor Tier! This month we have a new hypnosis animation from the slime queen quest!!! Also, October poll coming soon! Thank you all so much as usual!! :D
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Hey everyone!! It's Patreon version 20! This is a kinda maintenance update, geared at editing old scenes, and also retconning some stuff in Main 8. We don't like doing this, but it's going to bolster the later main scenes. Other stuff: The cafe minigame now has music, courtesy of the end...
Primary Content Poll - September
Hey Interceptor Tier! We're doing a normal animation poll this month! So the slime queen intro and Joi one arn't animated yet, but I'm really excited for them! The Slime Queen fucking HC's mind through her ear is probably gonna be one of the weirder animations in the game, but she...
Art Pack 19
Hey Interceptor Tier! Someone requested that the dialogue portraits be added to the art pack, so they're in this one :D Also, 2 new animations and a cute beryl selfie from her miniscene :3 Thanks so much for all the support!!
fixes!
Hey! I just uploaded a quick new build that fixes the bugs with mags miniscene, D&D 4, and slime queen 1. Sorry bout that!!
