DarkMatter2525

TSA, NSA, NYPD, FBI, SWAT, ATF, CIA, and ASS

NATO is putting pressure on POTUS to follow SOP so they gotta make the perp MIA ASAP.

Not Muhammad is coming

Due to the recent attacks on cartoonists (and now the Nigerians), I rewrote the script of my next cartoon to include Not Muhammad, who fit into the scenario very well, with Guantanamo Bay being his humble abode. With Jesus as a cellmate, what could possibly go wrong?

Realistic Jesus

There's one more version of Jesus, but I left him out because it would be a spoiler.

Samson and Delilah

Here it is, about a month of work. Thank you so much for helping me make it possible to spend so much time on this.

3000 Philistines on the Roof

There weren't any Philistine temples large enough to hold 3000 people on the roof. The bible says there were 3000 people on the roof, though, so they gotta get stacked. Sorry, people.

Baby Samson

Yay or nay?

Now that my Samson trilogy will be coming to a close with the next upload, I've been thinking about cartoons to come. I finished writing a script yesterday, which I'm leaning toward using. It's a scenario in which Jeffery convinces Jesus to finally come back after all these years. Only, ...

Philistines Hide in Samson's Room

Not Alone

Make Out

Guilty of Attempted Poetry

Which is better?

In frame #1, top, the image is sharper and the smaller details are clearer. In frame #2, bottom, the image is slightly blurred and the lines are darker, more defined, but this helps the overall image look smoother and better blended. Which looks better?

Hookah Smokin' Hooker Fucker (Judges 16:1)

This is the scene in which Samson gets a prostitute in Gaza. There's only two verses about it, so I had to take some artistic license. I just find it interesting that the guy God Almighty supposedly hand picks to judge Israel is also a guy who routinely violates the laws God had just handed down...

I'm finishing up the script for the final Samson video, and I'd like your opinion about something. At the end of Samson's story, he kills around 3000 people in a suicide attack by causing a building to collapse. I was thinking of comparing this to 9/11. Do you think that's inappropri...

Samson's Revenge (part 2 of the Samson Trilogy)

This video was tons of work. Thank you for supporting me in my efforts.

1000th Soldier Doesn't Take Samson Seriously

He just killed 999 guys. Just run! ...but noooooo, you had to be a tough guy.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!

Dodgin' Swords an Kickin' Faces

I've got about 5 minutes of animation done. The way things are going, this could very well be a 10+ minute video. I'm up to the part where Samson hides in the cave.

Samson is Pissed

God Plays Dragon Age Inquisition

Rumors of Samson's Arson (It's Not A Rumor)

Samson's Fox Bombs

Father-in-law Offers Samson the "Prettier" Daughter

Revenge Ideas

I'm up to the part when he burns the crops.

What does the fox say? Ouch.

I'm currently trying to animate Samson catching 300 foxes and using them to commit arson, and I'll also have to depict his slaughter of 1000 men with a jawbone. This is going to be insanely difficult to animate.

I've been working on the script for the next Samson video. It's mostly done and I've included God and Jeffery in it. I've also begun the drawing process. If there's any other topics you'd like to see me address, let me know.

Thank you!

This is the image new patrons will see when they make a pledge. Since many of you pledged before I made it, I thought I should post it here too...and thank you!

Samson Da Barbarian

I'm not including this one as part of the paid feed, because this preexisted my Patreon page; so I will start with the next cartoon.

I Will Crush You

Scene from my next cartoon, "Samson Da Barbarian".

Peeping Sam

Scene from my next cartoon, "Samson Da Barbarian".