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Short stories: salad dressing
Today was a really bad day at work. I got my green goddess salad dressing on my white shirt and when I went to the bathroom to scrub it off I popped the button off. So I’m on my way home on the train and it’s totally jam packed. And my blouse has a missing button right where my massive cleava...
Short story: librarian
He was the old decrepit librarian for the largest library on the continent. They have scrolls dating back Millennia. He was the only one allowed to touch the scared scrolls and only with white gloves. When he was archiving the ancient scrolls one day he came across one that was in fairly decent s...
Short stories: heart of gold
With a golden heart and a silver tongue she was said to be the king’s royal Fuck toy. He would be the only one allowed to use her mouth but he would let’s all passing dignitaries use her supple tits to please themselves. The king would have her working his cock with her throat under the table d...
Short stories: maiden
There once was a fair maiden. She was known across the land for having the softest hands and she would use these gifted appendages for erotic experiences with willing participants. She was known to be a harlot, but only using her hands she could bring any back alley man with a coin or any king wi...
I have been having back pain
Weird. So I never really experienced back pain until the last week and a half. And it’s annoyingAF. Might start going to the gym again to strengthen my back for all the boob weight I’m trying to gain. Wish I had a gym partner. Sad face.
Purple onesie
Pic from this morning. It was way too early
Making an ice cream Sunday before…
The ninja creami showed up at my house! Now I can make ice cream everyday
