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September Birthdays

Happy Birthday to all of you lovelies in September! I hope this month is full of love and joy! 🥳🎉🎂🎈💕

Hello beautiful people. It's been a stressful couple days (both for me personally, and within the community). With everything going on, there will be no ramble or EA reddit post today. There are more important things going on. I hope you're all safe, and that you are taking care of yourselve...

Anomaly Acquisitions - Crossroads 3

Who won the competition?

Anomaly Acquisitions Case 3: The Merman - M4M/TM/NB

After a flight to Greece's capitol of Athens, your team loads their gear onto a barge that will ferry you to the island of Serifos where the latest sightings of the mysterious Merman have been reported.The stories tell of beautiful people, with the torso and head of a human, and the scaly blue-g...

Anomaly Acquisitions Case 3: The Merman - M4F/TF/NB

September Birthdays

Hello my lovelies! Happy Wednesday! September is just around the corner (another month has passed already? crazy...) and I will be making another happy birthday post for everyone who'd like me to sing to them! Just comment below, and I'll add you to my list! 🥰💕

The Wind in the Willows - Chapter 5

Mr. Mole finds his old house, and returns with Rat to see what's become of it.

Every Last Inch of You is Mine, and Perfect Just the Way it is - M4F

That bitch at work has no idea what she's talking about baby. You are a goddess. Let me show you how beautiful you are...*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!

Ramble - August 23rd, 2021

Talking about my weekend, and what I'm up to this week (all over some chill summer is winding down beats cuz I'm a slut for chill summer is winding down beats).

A Dashing Rogue and a Second Chance - M4M/TM/NB

The Sheriff sends you to hunt down and capture an infamous thief. He may not be quite what he seems...

A Dashing Rogue and a Second Chance - M4F/TF/NB

The Sheriff sends you to hunt down and capture an infamous thief. He may not be quite what he seems...

Please Stop Stealing From Creators.

Yet another group of people found rehosting content from creators. These people are putting pornography in the hands of children.This puts the entire community at risk, and gives ammunition to those who are trying to ruin the livelihoods of sex workers. Just fucking stop.

Sleep with Eli - Calm

For those who want someone there with them while they sleep. Soft breathing and room tone to help you relax.💕A link to Soundgasm in order to loop the audio:https://soundgasm.net/u/This_Guy_Eli/Sleep-with-Eli-Calm

The Wind in the Willows - Chapter 4

Mole and Rat make the acquaintance of one Mr. Badger.

Hiding From Daddy at Bedtime - M4F/TF/NB

It's late, and after a long day, Daddy is tired and ready for bed. But his sweet Kitten has other ideas. Maybe some hide and seek will get him riled up...*Early Access to Next Monday's Reddit Post!

Ramble - August 16th, 2021

Exhibit A on how to survive with only 4 brain cells (all over some beats that require a brain that isn't completely smooth like mine cuz I'm a slut for beats that require a brain that isn't completely smooth like mine.)

Anomaly Acquisitions - Crossroads 2

You make it to the van unscathed, breaking open a set of clean AA uniforms. An awkward silence follows as you and Henry flip open your communicator tablets and report no evidence from this investigation. Your missing gear and clothing would surely count as a strange occurrence, but not enough to spa...

Anomaly Acquisitions Case 2: The Fae - M4M/TM/NB

You join Henry and his team on your first official mission as a member of Anomaly Acquisitions. A short flight to Ireland takes you deep into the heart of a beautiful, but mystical island nation. The craggy cliffs, rolling hills, ancient forests, and treacherous peat bogs may just hide secrets withi...

Anomaly Acquisitions Case 2: The Fae - M4F/TF/NB

The Wind in the Willows - Chapter 3

Mole tries to go to the Wild Wood by himself, and finds it's more than he bargained for...

All's Fair in Love and Pillow Fights - M4F/TF/NB

You and your roommate love staying up late and binging all the new horror movies on every streaming service. One night, a movie really scares you, and you crawl into your roomie's bed for comfort...*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!

Ramble - August 9th, 2021

Talking about what I'm up to this week, some short feelings about my work, and my Cake Day (all over some sexy afternoon cafe beats, cuz I'm a slut for sexy afternoon cafe beats.)*The song at the beginning starts quiet, but the audio is still loud. Don't put your volume up. 💕

Giving My Pet a Bath - M4A

Your boyfriend blindfolds you, and a steamy night awaits...

The Babies Are Chilling

As usual, Winston and Charlotte are relaxing around the house. A friend recently bought them fish taco toys which they are crazy about, and a little fishing pole lure for them to tussle with while I dangle it around them. Good times for my babies 🥰💕

The Wind in the Willows - Chapter 2

We meet Toad, and go on an adventure through the countryside...

Ramble - August 2nd, 2021

Talking a little about Lessons, Anomaly Acquisitions, a cake day Listening Party, and what I'm up to this week (all over some sipping lemonade on the back porch and watching bees repopulate beats because I'm a slut for some sipping lemonade on the back porch and watching bees repopulate beat...

Anomaly Acquisitions - Crossroads 1

The mobile base is a sterile, white environment that seems much too big on the inside for the stubby van it seems on the outside. A variety of gadgets, gear, and books of lore fill your sight, and barrage your senses. You take a seat and grab a communicator for debrief. The tablet in your hands flic...

August Birthdays!!!

Happy Birthdays to the sweetest August babies! I hope your month is as lovely as you are! Enjoy yourselves, be merry, and eat good food! 💋💋💋🎈🎂🥳🎉

Anomaly Acquisitions Case 1: Initiation - M4A

Anomaly Acquisitions Inc. The best field team of paranormal investigators on the planet. All your life you've been fascinated by ghosts, monsters, aliens, and all manner of strange and unexplained beings and phenomena. And now you have your chance to join Anomaly Acquisitions and finally be able...

A Lesson in Forgiveness - M4A

Forgiveness. A fickle and difficult thing, yet one of the greatest virtues any person can contain, and one of the greatest gifts one can bestow. Your path is chosen, and so it shall be written among the stars...