Padraig posts
Dear Mr. Fix-it: Getting Noticed by Blake
Dear Mr. Fix-it,I know you usually give advice on how to repair radios or lawn mowers or loose gutters, but I’ve got a situation that’s a little more complicated. You see there’s this guy at work – his name’s Blake – and he’s really hot. He’s tall and built and has got a killer smile...
Big Bulge
Burl Johnson waddled his 300-pound body up the steps in his apartment building carrying two just-delivered extra-large pizzas in his arms. The smell coming from the boxes was intoxicating and his stomach was rumbling, even though he had already eaten his first dinner a few hours earlier.He put the p...
Everybody Loves Buck: Jake Edition
Jake sat at a window table waiting for Steve, the mystery man he had been set up with by his sister. He didn’t know much about him other than his name and that he worked at an accounting firm.But Emily, Jake’s sister, promised that Steve was a ‘really good guy’ and that Jake would like him.S...
Pack on the Muscle
As he walked down the sidewalk, Dalton couldn’t help smiling at how well things were going. It was his 25th birthday, which was certainly going to be better than the previous 24. He had managed to convince Hans to come over that evening, and Dalton knew that they were going to have a good time tog...
From Bruiser to Loser, Part 6 (Conclusion)
Friday, April 2Pete awoke and looked at his clock. 7:00am. He shoved his comforter out of the way and jumped out of bed.He was naked except for his jockstrap, and quickly got dressed in the some of the new clothes he had bought yesterday while shopping with his boyfriend, Chad. Pete had outgrown Bru...
From Bruiser to Loser, Part 5
Wednesday, March 31Pete awoke and looked at the clock. 7:30am. He shoved his comforter off him and quickly got out of bed.He took off his pinstriped pajamas, changed into a black t-shirt and black shorts, and raced downstairs. His first stop was the kitchen, where he drank two protein shakes, and th...
From Bruiser to Loser, Chapter 4
Monday, March 29Bruiser awoke and looked at the clock. 2:58pm. It was the third or fourth time he had checked it, and he knew he needed to get up.“I should go work out,” he thought. “But that probably isn’t in the cards today.”He’d spent most of the weekend in bed, assuming he had caught...
From Bruiser to Loser, Part 3
Friday, March 26Bruiser awoke and looked at his clock. 2:12pm.“Fuck, I slept way too long,” he thought.He got up, shaved, brushed his teeth, got dressed in his usual t-shirt and shorts, and headed for the kitchen. Pete was at his cooking class, but he had made two protein shakes for Bruiser befo...
From Bruiser to Loser, Part 2
Wednesday, March 24Bruiser awoke and looked at his clock. 12:05pm. A little earlier than he normally got up, but he still felt very rested.He got out of bed and greeted himself in the mirror in his usual manner by flexing his biceps, and smiling.“Fuck, yeah. Big stud, big muscle.”He shaved and b...
From Bruiser to Loser, Part 1
Monday, March 22Bruiser Reeves awoke and looked at the small alarm clock. 12:45pm. He opened his big mouth to yawn, pushed the black comforter off his almost-naked body, and glided out of bed.The sun streamed in between the blinds covering his window and provided just enough light for the big man to...