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SmallBeans post 230. Frame Rate: Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "The Body" (feat. Caroline Anderson) from patreon

230. Frame Rate: Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "The Body" (feat. Caroline Anderson)

In this special episode of Frame Rate, the scooby gang covers its first ever episode of television, Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "The Body" from season five. Caroline Anderson joins Michael and Abers in dissecting the episode, much like the cold, heartless forensic pathologists that will d...

SmallBeans post 228. Rough Stuff: Poopin', Whackin' It, and Nature's Infinite Majesty (Feat. Soren Bowie) from patreon

228. Rough Stuff: Poopin', Whackin' It, and Nature's Infinite Majesty (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Soren Bowie (American Dad, formerly Cracked), tells Sarah and Bridgett tales of growing up in the woods and surviving the much more deadly wilds of childhood. Or should we say WILDhood?!SB Merch: smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post Guest Beans: Mack n' Mike on Bunny Ears Pod! from patreon

Guest Beans: Mack n' Mike on Bunny Ears Pod!

Michael got to sit down with Macaulay Culkin to talk about CLUE, musical theater, indie cred, Mike's new job at IGN, Los Angeles versus San Francisco, and how to avoid the sun and sick people. It was a blast! Our beans are bust!

SmallBeans post Mike Has A New Gig! (AND HOW THAT AFFECTS YOU) from patreon

Mike Has A New Gig! (AND HOW THAT AFFECTS YOU)

We've got some good news, some bad news, and some good news again. Mike will explain the details, but just know that SMALL BEANS IS CHANGING SHAPE and if you support us financially you'll want to watch the above video.Please note: this news has led us to change some of our Tiers and Goals, a...

SmallBeans post 227. Frame Rate: Kung Fu Hustle (Feat. Alex Shifman) from patreon

227. Frame Rate: Kung Fu Hustle (Feat. Alex Shifman)

Stephen Chow's first masterpiece of a movie, and an action/comedy to stand for all time, Kung Fu Hustle finally gets its frames rated. And to make matters hyper, Alex, host of the At Least There's This pod, uses his extensive knowledge of martial arts to explain to Michael and Abraham how in...

SmallBeans post Off Hours - The Least Likable "Likable" Sitcom Everyman from patreon

Off Hours - The Least Likable "Likable" Sitcom Everyman

Off Hours is a series about a group of friends who often find themselves sitting around dissecting pop culture. In this episode, Damian, Michael, Maggie and DVG debate which "average nice guy" sitcom protagonist is, in fact, the most massive douche.PLEASE help spread the word if you enjoy th...

SmallBeans post 225. Frame Rate: Boyz n the Hood (Feat. Jacquis Neal) from patreon

225. Frame Rate: Boyz n the Hood (Feat. Jacquis Neal)

Jacquis Neal returns to help Mike and Abe properly appreciate a John Singleton classic. Featuring Cuba Gooding, Lawrence Fishburne, and Ice Cube in a career-making role as Doughboy, implying the existence of some kind of semi-solid ice-dough state we should all clearly aspire to.SB Merch: smallbeans...

SmallBeans post 224. What Dinosaur Real Good? Helicoprion! from patreon

224. What Dinosaur Real Good? Helicoprion!

Look, down in the sea! It's a fish! It's a chainsaw! It's...Helicoprion! The tooth-mouthed dino we misidentified for several centuries, at our own peril, is back, and Abe, Bridgett and Mike are gonna Real Good it for your listening pleasure.Art by the Small Beans community.Wicked Guitar ...

SmallBeans post 223. Rough Stuff: Prank'd! (Feat. Christine Medrano) from patreon

223. Rough Stuff: Prank'd! (Feat. Christine Medrano)

Bridgett and Sarah are back! And they brought rising LA star Christine Medrano to discuss nocturnal emissions, problematic prank calls, throwing pancakes at Canadian buses, and other cancelable acts.Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: www.patreon.com/SmallBeansSB Merch: smallbeans.big...

SmallBeans post 221. Frame Rate: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Feat. Daniel O'Brien) from patreon

221. Frame Rate: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

How can it be Rong when it feels so Wright? Abe, Michael, and special guest Daniel O'Brien discuss Edgar's movie about the comic book about the band that's all about video games.SB Merch: smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post 220. The Lost Diaries of Arthur Morgan: Bird Thoughts from patreon

220. The Lost Diaries of Arthur Morgan: Bird Thoughts

In betwixt all that thur fussin' and a-feudin' in that thur Red Dead Redempshun 2, whaddayaknow that ol' cuss Arthur Morgan scrawled down sumthin' purty in that thur journal o' his! Reckon it wouldn't break your neck for ya to give it a watch. No one ever got the dropsy lisse...

SmallBeans post 219. 1Upsmanship: Spider-Man (Feat. Soren Bowie) from patreon

219. 1Upsmanship: Spider-Man (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Soren swings silently sideways, spurting sensuous silkies. Also he, Michael, and Adam discuss Marvel's Spider-Man game!SB Merch: smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post Guest Beans: Swaim and Cody on Someone Else's Showdy! from patreon

Guest Beans: Swaim and Cody on Someone Else's Showdy!

Cody Johnston and Michael Swaim sit down with some pals and also Some Kinda Dracula. Bleak in Review is a fun shoot-the-shit and improv comedy pod. Enjoy it or don't!

SmallBeans post 218. Frame Rate: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Feat. Shane Black) from patreon

218. Frame Rate: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Feat. Shane Black)

Famed Writer/Director of The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Nice Guys, Iron Man 3 and other flicks, Shane Black, sits down with Michael to discuss his directorial debut, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, a movie he also wrote and, as alluded to, directed. He's a Writer/Director. His dialogue is known for being a l...

SmallBeans post 217. Tales from the Pit: All My Gorgeous Sons (Feat. Andy Bush) from patreon

217. Tales from the Pit: All My Gorgeous Sons (Feat. Andy Bush)

Andy Bush (Picnicface, Cavendish, My Gorgeous Son) has a POWERTHIRST for creative fulfillment, but that doesn't mean he's always going to get the creatrilytes his art-glands crave. In fact, he's spent a fair amount of his creative journey failing upward, literally, from Los Angeles back ...

SmallBeans post 216. Frame Rate: The Deadwood Movie (Feat. Daniel O'Brien) from patreon

216. Frame Rate: The Deadwood Movie (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

It's rootin'. It's tootin'. It's as close as we'll get to concludin'! Emmy-nominated writer Daniel "Emmy-nominated" O'Brien joins Abe and Michael to discuss HBO's Deadwood flick.SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post Off Hours - The Crappiest Jobs Implied By Movie Logic from patreon

Off Hours - The Crappiest Jobs Implied By Movie Logic

Off Hours is a series about a group of friends who often find themselves sitting around dissecting pop culture. In this episode, Damian, Michael, Maggie and Katy debate which background job in which movie or TV show is the worst, and make some slightly-dated jokes about Avengers: Endgame.PLEASE help...

SmallBeans post 214. What Dinosaur Real Good? Kosmoceratops! from patreon

214. What Dinosaur Real Good? Kosmoceratops!

Become a steadfast fan of this fan-headed stud that died quite some time ago but that's no reason to look down on it. Abe, Bridgett and Mike presiding.Art by the Small Beans community.Wicked Guitar Riff by Abe Epperson.SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post 211. The Coen Brothers Brothers: A Serious Man from patreon

211. The Coen Brothers Brothers: A Serious Man

Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.Art by Michael Vincent Bramley.Theme by Abe Epperson.SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post Guest Beans: Swaim on Hypecast! from patreon

Guest Beans: Swaim on Hypecast!

Nipples.

SmallBeans post 210. Waveformed: Michael Swaim from patreon

210. Waveformed: Michael Swaim

Cristian Ramirez gets to know Michael Swaim better by exploring a playlist of ten songs that have impacted his life.Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1zoxu6HzTrMlsupV8AUem8?si=Df3Diem7QxSX0GCgZmVfiwSB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.comTheme by Chris Corlew.Art by Michael Vince...

SmallBeans post A Thing Most Of You Will Ignore Which Is Fine from patreon

A Thing Most Of You Will Ignore Which Is Fine

Although fully thought-out and produced raps are available in our store, this is just a scratch track (meaning one take, no edits) of a rap Swaim is currently working on. It regards alcohol, and maybe one day it will be a finished song. For now, we just want to give you every scrap of creativity we ...

SmallBeans post Off Hours Shoot! Part 2 (Post-Lunch) from patreon

Off Hours Shoot! Part 2 (Post-Lunch)

There will be spoilers for the new episodes of Off Hours, insofar as we'll be shooting the show. I have no idea if the audio will be good or the angle correct, but it's more of a fly-on-the-wall experience. Yo! We love you and what you're all about!

SmallBeans post Off Hours Shoot! Part 1 (Pre-Lunch) from patreon

Off Hours Shoot! Part 1 (Pre-Lunch)

There will be spoilers for the new episodes of Off Hours, insofar as we'll be shooting the show. I have no idea if the audio will be good or the angle correct, but it's more of a fly-on-the-wall experience. Yo! We love you and what you're all about!

SmallBeans post 208. Frame Rate: Knightriders (Feat. Soren Bowie) from patreon

208. Frame Rate: Knightriders (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Michael and Abe's ol' pal Soren Bowie (AKA T-Bone) stops by to sink his teeth into a George A. Romero-directed spectacle about chivalry, knights, motorcycles, the creative process, and filmmaking while on drugs. Dig it, man! It's wild! Ed Harris is there!SB Merch: smallbeans.bigcartel.co...

SmallBeans post 207. What Dinosaur Real Good? Linhenykus! from patreon

207. What Dinosaur Real Good? Linhenykus!

Fused-wrist, single-digit nipple spikes. It's the only way to go, sisters. Join Abe, Bridgett and Michael for a look at the Linhenykus.Art by the Small Beans community.Wicked Guitar Riff by Abe Epperson.SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

SmallBeans post Off Hours - Characters Who Are Secretly From Other Movie Universes from patreon

Off Hours - Characters Who Are Secretly From Other Movie Universes

Off Hours is a series about a group of friends who often find themselves sitting around dissecting pop culture.In this episode, Greg, Michael and Maggie are disturbed to find more than one Cody in their midst, which leads to a conversation about movie characters who make more sense in the context of...

SmallBeans post Guest Beans: Swaim on Unpops! from patreon

Guest Beans: Swaim on Unpops!

As sometimes happens, Swaim was on an episode of Unpopular Opinion. In this case, it's an unofficial Vonneguys reunion, to boot! So boot it! Up. And listen to it. Then you're done.

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