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S2E18: The Helicopter Spies
This week, UNCLE strike a bargain with a reformed ex-villain to help them crack into a reclusive scientist's safe and steal a superweapon, Napoleon forgets he's in an UNCLE film, and Ilya debuts his new Tactical Drip...------THE WINTER OF CONTENT: THE FINAL MONTHIf you do feel you have money...
S2E17.5: A Few Good Men
This week we're joined by Komodo Dad from War_Takes to discuss the classic 1992 Legal Thriller that features Jack Nicholson yelling 'YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!'. Join us as we explain why Marines are a kind of Samurai, Why sexual harassment was actually a dischargeable offense in 1992, a...
S2E17: The Karate Killers
It's time for yet more UNCLE! This week we meet not one, but TWO Bond Villains as they get their various pussy-getting problems solved by Ilya and Solo. Finding it difficult to describe this one, honestly.It's like three consecutive episodes of a Samurai show but where the only problem he so...
S2E16.5: The Wind and The Lion
Gentlemen, Ladies, whatever else: It's time to finally return to Old Man Connery. This week, we're joined by Dr Arthur Asseraf, Lecturer in the history of France and the Francophone World at the University of Cambridge. Dr Asseraf is a historian of North Africa, France, and the Mediterranean...
S2E16: The Spy in the Green Hat
It's time to once again venture into the uncharted territory of the Man from UNCLE.This week, Ilya joins a Union, Napoleon has a run-in with the Mob, and we face an absolutely baffling degree of racism against Italians....THE WINTER OF CONTENTWe're joining the war on christmas... on the side...
KJB100: Dr No Notes
In this 100th episode of Kill James Bond, we experiement with the original concept for the show after we had finished No Time To Die... Doing the bond films over again- without rewatching them or checking our notes!So here, enjoy us attempting to recall a movie that we last saw nearly two full years...
S2E15: One of Our Spies is Missing!
It's finally time for more UNCLE!In this one, Ilya is chasing pussy all over soho, while Napoleon gets swept up in intrigue involving Milfs, Evil Rodney Dangerfield, and the return of Cal Bolder. We recorded this one nearly a month ago and I truly cannot recall what it was about. thanks------THE...
KJB Holiday Special: Die Hard
Thats Right.------THE WINTER OF CONTENTWe're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://w...
S2E14.5: Robocop 2
It's girls night! That's right, Alice and Abi are flying solo and are excited to do their makeup, talk about boys (female) and watch a girly film... wait a minute, Devon swapped the DVD out for Robocop 2 before they left! That bastard.In a futuristic 90s Detroit, the experimental "half m...
S2E14: One Spy Too Many
Napoleon Solo faces off against his most dangerous foe yet: A guy who thinks he's gonna become like Alexander the Great and rule the world if he breaks all of the ten commandments. Like five steps in this guy's plan is the '?????' step. He's truly just doing shit and having fun w...
S2E13.5: Equilibrium
It's the second best trenchcoat action gun martial arts movie about being transgender produced in the early 2000s! And boys, there's a bit of a fucking gap between first and second place in this ranking.In a world where emotion is outlawed, one man will change everything by learning that it&...
S2E13: The Spy With My Face
It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you. Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had p...
S2E12.5: The Lives of Others
This week, Alice takes us to the GDR as we watch our first-ever German-language movie, a movie that poses the question: What if a Stasi guy got into a parasocial relationship with the people he is assigned to monitor?------THE WINTER OF CONTENTThe UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to h...
S2E12: To Trap A Spy
MI6's James Bond: EliminatedJason Bourne: EliminatedJack Ryan: EliminatedU.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... ActiveDear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... ...
S2E11.5: KJB Q&A 7
Let's get parasocial babey! This time: Do we miss Bond? Which young adult novels did we read? What was the origin of our names? and what is our favourite Wierd Gun?------THE WINTER OF CONTENTThe UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfundIf you do...
S2E11: Jennifer's Body
It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the...
S2E10.5: Saloum
Welcome... to Da Cerebral Hour as we discuss the Senegalese Southern/terror Saloum. But we are not alone on this venture, as joining us is Author and certified Gambian, ML Kejera!You can find ML's Mum's youtube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4QV0_d0j0YUm8IZ3d-jjUgAnd find ML...
Questions for Q&A 7
You know the drill: You have Questions, we have Answers. And this time, quite frankly they don't have to be even vaguely James Bond-related. We are recording the episode this Sunday and it'll drop on the week beginning the 3
S2E10: Without Remorse
We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies.In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or ...
S2E9.5: Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit------THE WINTER OF CONTENTAs mentioned in the episode, the UCU has a fightin...
UPCOMING: The Winter of Content
Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive in the UK right now, from next month the bonus episodes will be posted on the free feed until the spring solstice or the collapse of the British state, whichever is earlier.So if you feel like you're in a position where you...
S2E9: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbondAlright, after taking a brief vacation to the land of Lazenby, it's time to return to Jack Ryan. This one is a modern reboot from 2014 that is somehow equal parts James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Alex Rider St...
S2E8.5: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us.So, we watched Hedwig. And we h...
S2E8: A Queen's Ransom
Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her lif...
S2E7.5 Kung Fu Hustle
Surely EVERYONE wasn't kung fu fighting. that would be insane------*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail...
S2E7: The Sum of All Fears
This movie boldly asks: What if a global neo-nazi cabal used a stolen israeli nuke to glass the city of Baltimore? What if CIA Analyst Jack Ryan (Slightly too young Ben Affleck) was to try to stop it?Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond*WEB DESIG...
S2E6.5: The Railway Man
GIRLS' NIGHT!With Devon away, Abi and Alice are left to consider a nice peppy sleepover movie, in which Colin Firth gets tortured by the Imperial Japanese Army and is left to rebuild with only the love of a beautiful woman and the redemptive power of Asperger's Syndrome.*WEB DESIGN ALERT* To...
S2E6: Air Force One
We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become President of the United States, in part for his ac...
S2E5.5: Winter Kills
Continuing the trend that Abi started by bringing us Totally Spies last time, we're taking a deep dive in to Alice's favourite childhood film, a movie that really meant a lot to her growing up. And even though it's kind of shit, (It's a 1970s 'comedy' with no discernable joke...
S2E5: Clear and Present Danger
It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer.Jack Ryan is made Acti...
