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Hobosode 471 - Chick-fil-A Chicken Wings
Tim Fuckery sponsors today's mall walk, which reminds me to prepare for my Easter bunny job in a few weeks. I let some employees know that they need to get their shit out of here, and I talk to a customer, and the security guard at the end is such a turd. The opening song is by Shiftypop. The ba...
Hobosode 470 - Parking Garage Donuts
I'm back to calling luxury apartment owners in Florida who drive hobo cars and break poolside chairs and leave crumbs everywhere. This Hobosode is birthed from Pokey Pony Puncher. The opening song is by MicroKORGI. The background music is SSH To Your Heart by Dale Chase. The end song is Middle E...
Hobosode 469 - Brad's Thigh Gap
In this one I'm calling all over the place, doing some requests and a couple of lists. A couple of pizza receipt pranks happen, I prowl around in some yards, and I get an old man to dangle his modem out the window so I can connect to his wifi. Why did I think a modem only had a power cord? The i...
Hobosode 468 - Quit Botherin' Me And Actin' Ignerent
These are some late-night calls that happened on Sunday night when I called everyone in a few Tradio Swap Shop lists and tried to make friends with them. I think I did succeed with one lady. And I'm so tempted to buy her a fridge. The opening song is Brad's Being An Asshole by Vista Blue. Th...
Hobosode 467 - Metal Detecting For Grenades
A TikTok video inspires me to a few more metal detecting calls to my neighbors. A few didn't care and a few cared a little too much.Thanks, CagedFecalfightDeathmatch, for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is Got 'Em Good by John. The background music is Beginning of the End...
Hobosode 466 - Animegurl Gets The Fuzz Called On Me
Here's a few Animegurl numbers I called this afternoon, doing things like changing phone numbers, hanging out on roofs, and getting called back by fake cops. Thanks, Holden M.J., for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is Dippity Dippity Dodging by Vista Blue. The background mus...
Hobosode 465 - Pranking For Jesus
Today we call a few request numbers from Animegurl304, The Sign Guy, Paulster Cactus, and more. Thanks, Joey, for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is What Room by John G. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Dear Lord by Synthead.LEARN MOR...
Hobosode 464 - Pranks For Thanksgiving
Listen, just so you don't yell at me, I promise I called the final boss, but he didn't pick up. I edited it all out because it took too long to find out he wasn't going to answer. I would like to blame today's sponsor, Abbie C., for all of this. Thanks, Abbie C! In this show I cal...
Hobosode 463 - Auras and Pee
Here's a show full of Auras and other mystical things, brought to you by SaladFingers69. Hopefully you enjoy the aura calls, but even if you don't, I bet you'll like the pee call at the very end. The intro song is Cactus Cactus by Shiftypop. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emerge...
Hobosode 462 - Smart Car
Here's a Hobosode sponsored by Austin E. where I try a few Pastor Roy calls, and then I end up on a Swap Shop list just talking a bunch of shit. A lady accuses me of liking women. The intro song is Got 'em Good by John. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The e...
Hobosode 461 - Walkers In The Woods
I'm still playing the role of Pastor Roy today, calling back a few people who forgot to leave messages on the church's voicemail. This one is sponsored by Shrinkman. Thanks for the church calls, Molinwolf. Wow, that little girl in one of those last couple calls was saying 'fuck!' as...
Hobosode 460 - Pastor Roy
Molinwolf is at it again, doing things that cause people to call me while the car ding line and prank line are both already filled up dammit. Thanks to him a neighborhood thinks I'm about to open a 200 person homeless shelter on the edge of their neighborhood and they're literally saying ...
Hobosode 459 - Fiestaware
Today benq6969 brings us a very special Hobosode, where Fiestaware is free due to my stupid ex wife forgetting to take it with her when she left. Molinwolf set up a Craigslist ad to advertise my free Fiestaware and we get to talk to a few people about it. We also call a few ding numbers and our insu...
Hobosode 458 - Valve Stem Remover
Today Fun Society Arcade brings you a show where I break into a car to listen to my new studio album, I accidentally take the air out of a guy's tires, I make an NFT of a car, and I introduce a few people to RE:Store's LED light bulb program. As usual, it's a very productive Hobosode. T...
Hobosode 457 - Mid Dingtember Chaos
Abbie C. is the sponsor of this Hobosode where we do a physics experiment with a lady's car, then I really want to hear my favorite Meade Skelton song so I open up a guy's car to borrow his stereo,a man is strangely happy that I spilled my Door Dash order on his seat, I help a guy solve the ...
Hobosode 456 - Delete My Number You Stupid Fool
Thanks to zerocool, today I was chased by Agent Sebastian from the Cart Narcs, I installed a GPS tracker on a hair salon customer's car, I astral projected myself into someone's front seat, I took sexy photos on an old man's hood,some girl dinged my car, and I beat an FBI agents car up w...
Hobosode 455 - Revamping The Console
Thanks, ZTK, for making this Hobosode possible. In this one I confuse a volunteer radio station, I do a callback to a lady I talked to earlier this week, and I shine lasers all over a neighbors house. The opening song is by BarbershopJohn on Fiverr. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is...
Hobosode 454 - Check Your Ego
It's time to Check Your Ego, listeners. In this episode you will hear me get into a serious battle of Jesus vs. Satan, you'll hear me fail to convince people that I'm trying to get on their wifi several times, I will gift 7 chickens to my favorite high school teacher, and then I'll ...
Hobosode 453 - You're My Neighbor Big Guy
Just like in the last Hobosode, I'm calling up people who've called into the prank line recently. I talk to all sorts of interesting people and walk them through strange situations. I sketch a few houses again, a guy accuses me of making an A.I. copy of him, and a girl sings for me, all tha...
Hobosode 452 - Sketching Houses
Thank you, CagedFecalfightDeathmatch, for this Hobosode. I didn't think calling people from the prank line would make a whole show, but I was wrong. I sketched some houses, I changed a phone number, I got an approving voicemail from a Roycipient for pranking him, and nobody wants to put awnings ...
Hobosode 451 - I Will Throw The Phone Down
Here's a show that's been in the works ALL WEEK and still proves to be rather mediocre and smells of Covid. Thank you,Austin E, for sponsoring this one. I call up a few swap shop radio people, then move on to the prank requests folder. The opening song is Who The Fuck Are You by Henrik. The...
Hobosode 450 - Mostly Sign Guy Requests
Today Benq6969 brings us 45 minutes of calls to people who stick signs in the ground and others who casually toss their Domino's pizza receipts onto the sidewalk as they leave with their pizzas. I also play a pretty good trick on Peggy's Dad. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnst...
Hobosode 449 - Meet Me At Dairy Queen To Fight
In a show fully inspired by Whiskey Pete, I call up users of Tradio (Swap Shop) where people are still selling things on the radio in 2024. Be warned, I was yelled at and called names several times in this episode, but I am recovering. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The backgro...
Hobosode 448 - The Lavers The Dreamers and Me
Here's a Hobosode of number changes, callbacks, a followup on an old silent auction show, and an apartment lady with a loud TV needs to get her life together and learn a thing or two about lumens. This Hobosode is sponsored by I'm a Christian, ma'am. The opening song is by Henrik. The...
Hobosode 447 - Novice
Here is the latest Snow Plow Show reject show, which is mostly me calling up people late at night and having weird conversations with them. This Hobosode is sponsored by Spaceball 1. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Lawanda's Magic Organ by The Pepitones. The end song is PL...
Hobosode 446 - Private Investigator Disputes
Kyle G. brings you a show full of random request pranks. We do some old people lists, a classifieds list, and other miscellaneous things.The opening song is by Marinalin. The background music is Lawanda's Magic Organ by The Pepitones. The end song is WTC #7 by Nerf Herder.LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SH...
Hobosode 445 - Hotel Employees, Guests and Hackers
I called a lot of hotels today and ended up with this 30 minutes of calls for you to listen to, all thanks to Brown Magic. I tried to do a lot more PrankNet references around the beginning, but they kept not working out so I gave up and moved on to other things. The opening song is Welcome To Th...
Hobosode 444 - Trickery On The Phone
It's time for some Sunday Mall Trickery brought to you by Mother Yaya. Mostly I concentrate on getting peoples shit out of here, but we also drill some holes in walls and we plan some extension cord mischief with a fellow mall worker. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music near...
Hobosode 443 - Obscene Phone Numbers
Today we call a few Petsmart customers about their behavior while inside the store. And then we tried a bunch of AnimeGurl304's numbers from all the way back in 2022. This show is supported by Catalyst and many others. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Black Mages by Emergen...
Hobosode Archives - 167 to 442
Back in 2019 I made an archive of zipped Hobosodes, from episode 1 to 166and I haven't added to it since then. So right now I'm attempting to upload as many as I can to this post. I hope that means ALL of the remaining Hobosodes, but we'll see what Patreon allows me to do. Hopefully this...
