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Black. White. Episode 4.1
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/13/24)It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White.!Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?Will black son stop acting like a "gangsta"? (buying a $100 watch)Will white mom fin...
DEATH CHAT 500 in 10 minutes and counting
It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White.Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?Will black son stop acting like a "gangsta"? (buying a $100 watch)Will white mom find the essence of true blackness at th...
The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel
TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue.We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the ...
The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden
Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL.We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove that this game is unpatriotic...or worse... is this "game" mean...
This is not gonna be good for your future, man!
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)Today we celebrate the anniversary of Jan 6th by reviewing new footage and audio from the event, in which desperate Patriots cry about revolution to secret service agents with guns pointed at their facesALSO: We explain the plot of Tenet to any potential lovers wh...
DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)
WE'VE GOT NEW INSANE FOOTAGE OF JAN 6TH, X.COM USERS WOOING WOMEN WITH TENET MOVIE EXPLAINERS, KATT WILLIAMS SAYING EPSTEIN WANTED TO SUCK HIM OFF, AND MORE
The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome
TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happeningALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestin...
Calendargate
Today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim.Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our...
21 of the Greatest Conservative Rap songs in One Post
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/30/23)Today Alex and Tony disagree on how ass Love Actually is before reading from an American Enterprise Institute editorial about so-called conservative rap songs. We'll be the judge of that.Music: Ghais Guevara - Fuck The Nordic ModelWatch the stream here: https:...
The 21 Greatest Conservative Rap Songs of All Time, in 1 Post
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ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps?
Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot.We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real Ame...
Black. White. Episode 3.5
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)TODAY ON DEATH CHAT 500: We finish Episode 3 of Black. White. and it is a doozy.We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back to being very stupid.Enjoy!Our coverage of...
DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)
We're finishing Episode 3 of Black. White.We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back to being very stupid.
What have they done to my beloved Senate
TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok.THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!!ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is w...
DEATH CHAT 500 cancelled today
Sorry, folks. Had a pet emergency come up and I’m not going to be home in time for the show. I’ll try to keep everyone updated for a possible makeup chat. Thanks for your patienceAlexander
Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia.
TODAY: We dive into the story the news won't show you: a widely-reported video of a Virginia man's house exploding.People are citing his unstable linkedin posts as proof he was onto something big, and even posing as him posthumously in order to get the message out there: Something is not nor...
Black. White. Episode 3
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/09/23)TODAY: We chat about a couple modern screamo bands and a show Tony went to last night, and Tony explains the politics of big-guy stage-divesFor the main event we watch (some of) Episode 3 of race-swapping reality show Black. White., where Bruno and white mom go to...
BLACK. WHITE. EPISODE 3 (DEATH CHAT 500)
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DEATH CHAT 500 in 30 minutes or LESS or your podcast is free
Today, America's favorite race-swapping realty show Black. White. returns to DEATH CHAT, as we watch Episode 3 of the insane artifact of the early/mid 2000s.Join us live at 5pm PST at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth
TODAY: the FBI tried to “whack” Derek Chauvin? And we have original reporting from Facebook proving it?Also: Elon Musk is asked about his antisemitic comments by the NYT, who allows him to repeat those antisemtic views without commentAnd the billionaire X owner says “Frick Off!” To Disney, a...
I ordered the movie i have a printout of my transaction but it still won't show me the movie
Audio from Death Chat 500 (12/02/23)TODAY: We read reviews of Jingle Smells from bewildered and frustrated 70 year-olds trying to navigate Rumble's shoddy interface.We listen to more political butt rock in the form of the Jay Sekulo band, and learn what blues music sounds like when played by con...
DEATH CHAT 500 12/02/23
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Jingle Smells (2023)
Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Sc...
The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch
TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good.ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children.We examine the effort to link the attack to as...
Broken dream under the doctor's feet, Bodies thrown into the clinic's sink
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/25/23)TODAY:A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garageWhat if a girl and country music, but screaming?What if a laughably inept pop singer, but AI?And pro-life poetry wwith a modern pop twist (a U2 single from the 1980s)Music:Meshuggah - Rat...
DEATH CHAT 500 is NOW
JOIN USTODAY:A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garageWhat if a girl and country music, but screaming?What if a laughably inept pop singer, but AI?And more! Maybe that pro-life beat poetry I mentioned last week!
I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far
FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points.THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars ar...
"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"
TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it:Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his defense, going as far ...
Cyberbilly / Cybeerstein
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/18/23)$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy themOur review of the new Andre 3000 albumand finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan KemperEDIT: Well, we didn't get to the pro-life stuff in this episode. I guess you...
Death Chat 500 (11/18/23) Pro-life is the New Punk Rock
$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy themOur review of the new Andre 3000 albumand finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan KemperEDIT: Well, we didn't get to the pro-life stuff in this episode. I guess you could say, "it got aborted"
