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Be thankful you get to go home! Be thankful you have a job!
This week we visit the bizarre terrain that is the American bootlicking work ethic, where employees working 13 hour days are lazy and overpaid, where companies are celebrated for allowing you to return home at the end of the day.We're discussing an Amazon delivery driver who quit on route in a v...
"Hey, we sound like white supremacists"
This week we cover the reaction to the NFL announcement that they'll be playing Lift Every Voice and Sing, aka "the Black National Anthem" before Week 1 games. Most conservatives predictably lose their shit, but a couple grifters realize they may have taken things a bit too far.Also, the...
We should have picked our own cotton
Texas Realtors change their in-house terminology from "master bedroom" to "primary bedroom" over "connections to slavery." We laugh about how dumb this is, but also, civil war time.A photo of the Seattle Jimi Hendrix statue being tagged in 2013 goes viral, and angry facebook ...
Any white person would have to be insane to go to a fast food "restaurant" right now.
This week we spend a lot of time on the Egg McMuffin crying cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including:"CIVIL WAR!!!""Please let me feed the beautiful McMuffin maiden""I spoke with my local McDonald's manager all about this"Also,Conservatives react to ...
Get in the Zone
This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ, debunks some rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous ZoneAlso, the TV shows "Live PD" and "Cops" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these c...
I have 4 grandkids and love to show pictures of them....scary that i will be forbitten to show how proud I am of their achievements....
A grandmother is ordered to remove photographs of her grandchildren from facebook, and Krist Novoselic from Nirvana praises Tump's authoritarian response to the anti-police protestsMusic: Nirvana - School
Who was filming this and not saving the dog???!!!
This week: just a few thoughts and Bad Reactions to the protests in Minnesota before moving on to our main topics:A white woman tries to call her personal assassination squad on the black guy asking her to use a leash, and people are very upset about her treatment of the dog.Also, how come Skittles ...
Isis was selling off the artifacts anyway. Blaming Hobby Lobby is like blaming the crack user instead of the dealer
Trump accuses Joe Scarborough of murder on twitter, so Nancy Pelosi fires back and accuses Trump of having "Doggy Doo" on his shoes. We look at completely deranged responses from republicans and liberals alike, some of which are striking similar.Also, Hobby Lobby is forced to forfeit the Gil...
To make it even simpler watch the movie American Sniper
This week Cait Raft (@CaitRaft) and Drew Spears (@DrewSpurs) from This Podcast Is Self-Care join us for a classic episode of Minion Death Cult, meaning that we discuss facebook death threats against a child.Isra Hirsi, daughter of Ilhan Omar, started a narrow but extremely deep firestorm when she ca...
Seal Team Piss
This week: right-wing comment sections sound off on two of their own LARPing would-be vigilantes getting captured by Venezuelan fisherman, including conspiracy theories, counterfactuals involving beloved fictional characters, and other entertaining rationalizationsAlsoA dancer performs a pole routin...
A Good Lesson to Learn
This week: Liberals call for Chris Hayes' head as he becomes the first msnbc host to seriously cover the Tara Reade storyandA viral, uplifting facebook video about a drunken cop totaling his cruiser into a semi trailer.Music: Pentagram - Lazy Lady
Assassin 33 AD w/ Street Fight Radio
In one of our longest, funnest episodes, we're talking with the Street Fight boys about an insane piece of christian film in which "the world's most famous refugee," a secret islamic extremist, funds the creation of time travel in order to assassinate Jesus Christ.watch it here for f...
Kyle & Karen
Karen & Kylemusic: My Bloody Valentine - Only Tomorrow
I hereby pledge my support to Joe Biden. While he has raped a woman, so have most American men
This week we cover the various aspects of Bernie Sanders dropping out of the race and the subsequent reactions:Liberals forcing us to choose the better "pizza" on the menu, thanking the stock market for supporting Joe Biden, and supporting Joe Biden's candidacy as accelerationism for rap...
This governor needs to go in for emergency surgery & have his chest slit open without any meds & have his heart slowly removed cause he don't deserve to live
This week we discuss a viral post about abortion care in the time of pandemic, and the conservative response.Also, an engineer tries to hit a hospital ship with his train to "cause awareness" for, uh, something.Music: Thundercat - Innerstellar Love
THANKS PRESIDENT TRUMP!!! WE ARE WITH YOU UNTIL THE END!
Hey it's your Patreon episode. Trump wants to kill everyone.Music: Saves The Day - Freakish
173 - HAZARD PAY WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE VIRUS!
Sorry for the delay!This week we have a bit more on what it's like to work in the time of Coronavirus, insufferable lib celebrities singing John Lennon on twitter, and the Qanon theories they inspire.Also, check your privilege before calling for a rent strike.Music: Stephen Malkmus - What Kind o...
Gordon's GOO is not GOOD enough for our PRESIDENT
On this weeks episode we are joined by Arish Singh to talk about the finer points of living in Upstate New York and NOT New York City. We also talk about Gordon Ramsey and how his shitty food and even shittier attitude are not worthy of god king trump.
I'd say let's BBQ that muscular runner that would solve several problems
This week: a "vegan runner" complains to Nextdoor that the smell of cooking meat is offensive, and Fox News viewers take umbrageAlso: "One Million" Moms boycotts Disney for having a lesbian troll in Onward, and the Joe Rogan Facebook Group calls Alexander a pedophile about itMusic: E...
Clint Eastwood would never leave Trump for that puny punk
Sorry for the delay, folks. This week we have shocking news: it turns out Clint Eastwood supports Mike Bloomberg, and furthermore, he might not have said all that stuff in the memes.Also: we explore an ad for a chintzy President Trump Sheriff's Badge and the awful cop meme page that spawned itMu...
ABSOLUTELY STUPID DISGUSTING INSANE MORONIC EVIL GARBAGE
ALEXANDER REPORTS BACK FROM THE WASHINGTON BERNIE SANDERS RALLY. TONY REPORTS BACK FROM A CONVERSATION WITH A DUMBASS ACQUAINTANCE.MEDICARE FOR ALL WILL SAVE LIVES AND MONEY AND THAT'S WHY IT'S BADAND WE INVESTIGATE A NEW FACEBOOK GROUP BASED AROUND TRIGGERING DISNEY WORLD ATTENDEES WITH EXC...
Bloomberg is too rich to be president? George Washington had $650 Million.
Bloomberg's ascent causes Alex to be mad online, and Bernie's New Hampshire victory does the same for democrats.Music: Hedvig Mollestad Trio
This is why we need more women in politics
This week the Cult both applauds and threatens to kill Nancy Pelosi over her epic Yass Kween performance at the State of the UnionandThere's a weird congressman who keeps trying to give people fake money with the president's face on itMusic: Meshuggah - Rational Gaze
Mr. Peanut must die as a statement that normal biological gender, relationships, and reproduction must die
We review our recent dust-up with Yang Gang on twitter, examine Yang's proposals and how they're being portrayed by his proponentsand we examine unique expressions of grief over the loss of the beloved Mr. PeanutMusic: Las Nubes - Deposit Slip
I HAVE A LOT OF BULLETS!
This week we cover the Project Veritas hit job on Bernie Sanders' epic gritty meme field organizer and the conservative reactionand Qanon finds a transgender baby doll in Russia, and it is apparently the devilMusic: PJ Harvery - Big Exit
All I know is my dad owns 10 houses in the neighboorhood and 2 are empty
This week we have an interesting/horrifying work story from Alexand we cover the Moms 4 Housing movement to de-commodify housing in Oakland, their recent arrest, and the online responseDonate to Moms 4 Housing at https://www.moms4housing.org/donate
Though not a fan of trump but I kiss his both hands for making that happen (fixed)
Sorry about that, folks! It's the Iran episodeMusic: Trial - War By Other Means
The Stranger Things kids with their cool new pizza tattoos..
Two bits of good news! (three, if you count the release of this episode)Those cops who threw Nazi salutes in their class photo might actually get fired. Some folks are upset.The Stranger Things kids got cute temporary pizza tattoos! Looks like Qanon found out about it!Music: Pissed Jeans - Love With...
Believe ft. Kino Lefter
This week we review Believe, a film about business owner Matthew Peyton who gets assaulted and left for dead when he can't afford to single-handedly finance the town's annual Christmas PageantHe solves his and the town's economic problems when he realizes he can replace his union workfor...
OAC and "THE POSSE" have been replaced!
This week we cover the hip, new "Conservative Squad" who might be in for some politics if they get elected next yearAlso, a Mall Santa gets fired for wearing innocently wearing a Trump hat at work, probably because a sick jewish child asked him to
