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Lil Nas just threatened to rape my dad. Sounds about what I'd expect.
Hey, it's the Lil Nas X "Montero" episode. This was a pretty big freakout folksAlso, NYC ends qualified immunity for police officers, and supporters of the police literally complain about how they wont be able to shoot people in the back anymoreGet the tote: miniondeathcult.comGet 25% of...
Butt Fest 2000 - The Wrap-Up
Amateur technical errors on the Patreon episode? Guess we know who the real April Fool is.As penance, until we can do a makeup recording, here is the final(?) episode of Butt Fest 2000. Had a lot of fun with this and hope everyone enjoyed.
I often say Amazon is the Bernie Sanders of employers (interview with Amazon driver Haley Brown)
For the patreon episode we had a last-second opportunity to interview a very recent former Amazon driver, Haley Marie Brown about her experience driving for the company, how it flies in the face of Amazon's "progressive" public image, and how Alexander's union delivery job compares a...
Godd_amn liberal f_cks. Probably driving around in Hyundais
This week a Southwest airline pilot gets caught on a hot mic doing ironic anti-white racism, and we try to get him fired. Also, two listeners air their grievances with the show in the itunes review section.Plus: a six year-old boy is arrested and sent to court for "damage to real property" f...
Patreon episode coming tonight!
We had a great episode and interview with a former Amazon driver last night, and since we were commiserating so intensely over our shared experience with package delivery, the episode ran long. I'm going to edit it after work tonight and it should be up before tomorrow. Thanks to everyone for th...
INJECTION DRUG USERS!!! (A Minion Death Cult tour through the Nextdoor App)
Sean KB of the Antifada helps us kick off this episode with discussion about a Facebook post from the Jordan B Peterson Liberal Discussion Group on Facebook. It seems a man was denied a job for "mentioning Jordan Peterson's teachings during an interview with HR."Mostly, however, this is ...
"MORONIC EVIL GARBAGE" Tote Bag - LIMITED PREORDER
What’s this? Our first new merch in over a year?Visit miniondeathcult.com to participate in the preorder for the ABSOLUTELY STUPID DISGUSTING INSANE MORONIC EVIL GARBAGE 8oz canvas, natural tote bag with gussetted (flat) bottoms. These are the real deal. You can carry 3.9 gallons of Jameson or 2.3...
LIVE STREAM TONIGHT 3/18 at 7:30pst
Tonight, we celebrate both our first live-streamed, full-format episode, as well as our first descent into the world of Nextdoor.This couldn’t be a Patreon exclusive because the app only allows for like 15 seconds of video. We hope this will make up for the lack of an episode this week (xfinity te...
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Commandos, stand down, but stand by.
3 modems and 4 wifi routers later and I still don’t have internet. Sucks pretty bad.I have an Xfinity technician coming Friday who theoretically should be able to get everything working. Let’s hope so.Maybe I’ll do a live stream from my phone this week to make up for it. For now, feel free to ...
There is nothing more traditional, and therefore more repugnant to a Liberal than the concept of a monarchy and all of the ‘broken’ traditions that come with it
This week we have a follow-up to a previous story because the disgusting, unpresidential Biden dogs bit someone at the white house (no surprises there!)Also, American conservatives try to navigate criticizing a woman of color who herself is criticizing the British Monarchy. Complicated!
Buttfest 2000 - 2010's w/Tony Boswell
Hey, it's the 2010's. Does Butt Rock still exist? Yes.
Coming from an Italian family... it's just how you were taught... you kissed your uncles and male cousins as well...
This week liberals (the Dr. Seuss Estate) are cancelling Dr. Seuss, and conservatives (female victims of harassment) are canceling Italians (Andrew Cuomo). We're documenting it.
Buttfest 2000 - The 2000's w/Brett Payne
Extremely fun, embarrassing episode
Buttfest 2000 - The 90's
The 90's. The decade everyone has been waiting for. Maybe.
Buttfest 2000 - The 80's
This decade was challenging, but I think we made some important discoveries
Buttfest 2000 - Intro
BUTTFEST 2K, baby
Based hahaha. He played Beatles song
This week Seattle Antifa militants built a violent snow fort in front of a police station driveway that most likely prevented first responders from saving every meemaw in the cityand police are playing copyrighted songs in an attempt to get copwatch livestreams taken down, which is freaking epic as ...
Alternate reality where Gina Carano stayed on The Mandolorian
“I was born on a lily pad, but now I was touching down on The Emperor’s landing pad!?”(Thanks to Evan from Kino Lefter)
Now that Lucasfilm has given into hate and vengeance, it is firmly on the path to the dark side
This week we cover actress Gina Carano getting cancelled for posting facebook memes to instagram, the conservative values she may have been able to impart on Grogru if she were allowed to stay, and responses from The Epoch Timesalso, conservative millennial memester Benny Johnson has a killer bit ab...
WTF happened to good ole dark creepy hot topic? I sure miss it.
Please don't complain about the audio qualityMusic: D.R.I. - Five Year Plan
Commy liberals just took Wallstreet bets off redit w/ Matt Christman
We didn't get to all the topics we wanted to talk about, including the comment this episode is named for, but you get it. Good episode.Music: Gorilla Biscuits - New Direction
I want to stress the importance of people not refering to Pedo Biden as the P word
Wake up kids, we got the dreamer's diseaseMusic: Flying Lotus - Satelllliiiiiiiteee
Judas "Pence'd" Christ, to the Jewish authorities
This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most passed-around laptop in congressAlso, a new addition the dictionary, and the National Guard tries to get clever with their ads by recruiting the dumbest peopl...
Sticker Update
Hey everyone Tony here. I know a lot off you are still waiting for stickers and they are on the way I sent out the last of this wave it’s morning and you all should be receiving them soon. Thank you so much for your patience and putting up with my slight incompetence. I cant wait to see where ever...
Postcard prints for $5 subscribers
The next wave of stickers for our $5 patrons will include a 3x6.5 print of the MDC “Icons” illustration by Tony that was inspired by the Jason Lee “icons” graphic from the early 90s by Blind Skateboards. Real heads know.
We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution!
They did it, the absolute mad ladsMusic: The Coup - The Guillotine
A Most Wanted Men (No Safe Spaces)
As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of convincing us how much people dislike themMusic: Beige Eagle Boys - Nothing's Ever Good Enough
Real Americans don't need the 2K dollar welfare check
Listen to Butt Fest 2000 at http://patreon.com/streetfightradioMusic: Faye Webster - Kingston
Someone has to die now
It's your Patreon episodeTony is here, with me, in SeattleWe talk about raw meat sandwiches, the MAGA bloodlust in response to the Supreme Court decision to dismiss Texas' election lawsuit, Cyberpunk 2077, and an NHS commercial where Santa gets Covid-19Music: Low - Just Like Christmas
We're going on a 500-mile roundtrip to steal a f---in monolith. That's how much we love Jesus Christ.
This week Tony talks about his small business tyrant boss replacing him while he was on Covid quarantine without telling him,I explain why I'm right about David Sedarisand a group of trendy youths tear down a monolith to prove their loyalty to Based JesusMusic: Shellac - Prayer to God
