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155: we had another baby lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls, and also tell everyone about our brand new baby.

139: Summer Of Ciao: Shameful Origin & New Pope

SOC #3 and you know its a banger. We reveal our shameful origin story and then kick it into high gear with Rainie's Gossip corner, NEW POPE REVEAL, and a gorgeous summer call.

139: Summer Of Ciao: Shameful Origin & New Pope

SOC #3 and you know its a banger. We reveal our shameful origin story and then kick it into high gear with Rainie's Gossip corner, NEW POPE REVEAL, and a gorgeous summer call.

Perfect Person post 154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp) from patreon

154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp)

Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps.

154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp)

Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps.

138: Summer Of Ciao: Wine Drunken Ciao'aoke

Summer of Ciao kicks off with episode duex - The Wrecking Ball Crew enters the wine space with a stunning sniff and sip, before diving headfirst into Ciaoaoke with the gravitas of a thousand baguettes.

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138: Summer Of Ciao: Wine Drunken Ciao'aoke

Summer of Ciao kicks off with episode duex - The Wrecking Ball Crew enters the wine space with a stunning sniff and sip, before diving headfirst into Ciaoaoke with the gravitas of a thousand baguettes.

153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha)

Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes.

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153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha)

Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes.Check out SaraCha: https://www.instagram.com/ssarah.cha?igsh=Z2R6NzZiMDcwNnZv

P137: Summer of Ciao: Rainie & The Rizz God

SUMMER OF CIAO IS BACK!!! Will and Rainie bless the studio with Ciao themed goodness just in time for June. Rainie shares a deep lore drop from the vaults of her texts about the Rizz God, and then we take a stunning call from a loud sex haver about rectifying the situation.

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P137: Summer of Ciao: Rainie & The Rizz God

SUMMER OF CIAO IS BACK!!! Will and Rainie bless the studio with Ciao themed goodness just in time for June. Rainie shares a deep lore drop from the vaults of her texts about the Rizz God, and then we take a stunning call from a loud sex haver about rectifying the situation.

Perfect Person post 152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger & Rainie Toll) from patreon

152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger & Rainie Toll)

Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway.

Perfect Person post 152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger & Rainie Toll) from patreon

152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger & Rainie Toll)

Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway.

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Last Night For Love In Las Vegas: A Perfect Person Motion Picture

Three Bachelors have one final night to find love, live in front of a crowd. In this Perfect Person Motion Picture, we follow the lives of Jay, Will, Eric, and their host Miles on the night of the final Bachelor Live show in Las Vegas, Nevada. Starring: Miles Bonsignore, Jay Putnam, Will Witwer, & E...

Perfect Person post P136: AUDIO - Last Night For Love In Las Vegas: A Perfect Person Motion Picture from patreon

P136: AUDIO - Last Night For Love In Las Vegas: A Perfect Person Motion Picture

NOTE: This is the Audio Version of this motion picture event, it can still be deeply enjoyed, but lacks the context of the visual aid present in the primary version. Three Bachelors have one final night to find love, live in front of a crowd. In this Perfect Person Motion Picture, we follow the live...

Perfect Person post 151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia) from patreon

151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia)

Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story.

151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia)

Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story.

Perfect Person post P135: Plungecast 2025: The Couch Boyz Rebrand from patreon

P135: Plungecast 2025: The Couch Boyz Rebrand

Jay and Jon: Founders of the Couch Boyz Movement join the show to kick off summer in a cold plunge for the ages. The boyz then take a call from a reluctant magician, and cover the in's and outs for 2025.

P135: Plungecast 2025: The Couch Boyz Rebrand

Jay and Jon: Founders of the Couch Boyz Movement join the show to kick off summer in a cold plunge for the ages. The boyz then take a call from a reluctant magician, and cover the in's and outs for 2025.

150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)

Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes.

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150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)

Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes.

Perfect Person post P134: I'm in love with my roommate and she's here tonight (Salt Lake City LIVE w/ Will & Rainie) from patreon

P134: I'm in love with my roommate and she's here tonight (Salt Lake City LIVE w/ Will & Rainie)

the WBC declares war on the couch boyz, and we solve live problems in sunny salt lake city. Problems about teaching Part Time Dance, Being in love with your roommate, and telling a friend they've been catfished.

P134: I'm in love with my roommate and she's here tonight (Salt Lake City LIVE w/ Will & Rainie)

the WBC declares war on the couch boyz, and we solve live problems in sunny salt lake city. Problems about teaching Part Time Dance, Being in love with your roommate, and telling a friend they've been catfished.

Perfect Person post 149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia) from patreon

149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)

Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day.

Perfect Person post 149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia) from patreon

149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)

Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day.

Perfect Person post P133: Code Brown & A Big Night For Daddy (Minneapolis LIVE w/ Will & Rainie) from patreon

P133: Code Brown & A Big Night For Daddy (Minneapolis LIVE w/ Will & Rainie)

The WBC takes Minneapolis in a live event for the ages. We bring people on stage to discuss their problems about a code brown at Vidcon, a 21'st birthday at age 28, an unexpected Cajun band, and a Sex Scheduling situation.

P133: Code Brown & A Big Night For Daddy (Minneapolis LIVE w/ Will & Rainie)

The WBC takes Minneapolis in a live event for the ages. We bring people on stage to discuss their problems about a code brown at Vidcon, a 21'st birthday at age 28, an unexpected Cajun band, and a Sex Scheduling situation.

Perfect Person post 148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris) from patreon

148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)

Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss.

Perfect Person post 148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris) from patreon

148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)

Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss.

Perfect Person post P132: The 420 Bongcast Strikes Back from patreon

P132: The 420 Bongcast Strikes Back

It is 420!!! Or it was. A while ago actually - but I was on the road touring so we had to postpone toking. BUT NOW - we are here and we are ready to answer your stoner questions, concerns, comments, and most importantly: buds.

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