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Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt 11 -- (The First 44)
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me today and cringe along as I take an intoxicated dive into more of the internet's worst-rated horror stories.If you like to suffer, this is right up your alley...
Mistress Monstrous: a Shark Girl Redemption Roleplay, Pt 2 -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you guys enjoy today's late-early upload, the continuation of the loving Shark Girl roleplay, Mistress Monstrous, written once again by the wonderful FarFromHomeASMR!Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56831895
Who Needs Roleplay When You Have Cat?
Hey guys. I'm not going to be able to upload your early listen at my regularly scheduled time. Instead, please enjoy this short clip on my cat Taffy trying to eat my hand while I pet her. I promise my hand isn't as tasty as she makes it seem. A new audio will be coming Tuesday -- Taffy ate t...
Pangs, Pt 5: Flying the Coop with the Vampire's Servant -- (Female x Female)
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of Pangs, the FxF vampire series written once again by the fantastically talented sofi p!(Part 4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57532176 )(Ending B: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57532296 )
Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 10 -- (Killing Braincells)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me while I once again join the crew of the LB1 and their quest to colonize the Martians into freedom with my intoxicated narration of Moon People 2, written by D. Courtney.You think it's bad, but then it g...
Dating a Loving Arachne ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Spider Love)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and loving arachne roleplay, written by the fantastic Ashen!
Haunted by a Horny Ghost Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 3 -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the sweet and loving Horny Ghost Girl series, written once again by the demented...ly amazing Ashen!( part two: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59732250 )
Night with a Crocodile Queen: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
"Tonight, I am going to have you, husband... just how I want you..."I hope you guys enjoy today's second patron-exclusive upload, the long-awaited NSFW conclusion of the Caught by a Crocodile Queen roleplay series, written once again by Bion!(The SFW lead-in: https://www.patreon.com/post...
Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 11 -- (Send in the Clones)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I read through more of the internet's worst-rated erotic stories while everyone laughs at my suffering. It's the best worst time a girl can have!
Rescue: Wifey Brings Home a New Pet, an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female x Male) (F4A)
"We needed someone to spice up our sex life... and we found you..."I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a Female x Female x Male erotic roleplay written by the wonderful sofi p! This audio can be listened and enjoyed from either the male or female perspective -- an NSFW...
Yandere Vampire Girlfriend Comforts You ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Cuddling)
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a loving, comforting yandere vampire girlfriend* roleplay! *No, you haven't met her before. She's new around these parts...
Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 9 -- (Blessed be the Colonizers)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! In today's episode, I take another intoxicated dive into the worst of the worst the English language has to offer with more Moon People, by Paddington Essay*. Listen as I rant, read, and regret my life decision...
Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a live show where we chat while I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst erotica! You think it'll be bad, but somehow it always ends up worse...When: Saturday, February 26th, 8 PM ESTWhere:...
The Lamia's Lullaby ASMR Roleplay Pt 8.5 -- (Female x Female) (Binaural) (NSFW)
"I love you... and I'm ready..."I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxF erotic half chapter of the loving lamia from the series Lamia's Lullaby, written once again by the amazing Kazzy!(Pt 8 is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/lamias-lullaby-8-49802527)
Cooking with Danger: Tiramisu Recipe
For the cream: 4 large egg yolks ½ cup/100 grams granulated sugar, divided ¾ cup/180 milliliters heavy cream 1 cup/227 grams (8 ounces) mascarponeFor the assembly: 1 ¾ cups/420 milliliters/14 ounces good espresso or very strong coffee 2 tablespoons rum or cognac 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa po...
Girlfriend Comforts You After a Panic Attack ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)
"It's okay, baby, just breathe. You've got this..."I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a caring, comforting girlfriend roleplay written by the wonderful Dex!-- Tiramisu recipe coming later tonight, thank you for your patience --
Cooking with Danger: Tiramisu ASMR -- (Binaural) (No Talking) (Kitchen Sounds)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger! Join me in the kitchen as I make today's recipe -- a traditional tiramisu, with ladyfingers from scratch.Picture and recipes to follow. And to your ears... bon appetit!*Edit: now with the world's quietest...
Under Duress: Dommed by Your Buff Friend Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
"You couldn't stop me, even if you wanted to. But we both know how much you want this..."I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxM version of the Under Duress NSFW roleplay!
Yandere Girl Whispers Her Love ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Self-Esteem) (Ear Licking)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a relaxing whisper-only binaural yandere ASMR roleplay featuring the loving yandere! If you need a little captive complimenting, she's got your back (and your front, and sides, etc, etc).Also -- thank you all for your patience while my voice is hea...
Cooking with Danger: Steak & Mushroom Pie -- (Binaural) (No Talking) (All Cooking)
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a relaxing, binaural ASMR for your listening pleasure. Join me in my kitchen while I try my hand at a new recipe -- steak and mushroom pie! It tastes even better than it sounds...Cook it along with me: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...
Testing Binaural Triggers ASMR -- (Ear Brushing, Cleaning, Cupping, Etc)
Hey guys! Many apologies for the diversion from your regularly scheduled roleplay material, but my voice is currently MIA due to a combination of cold and overuse. So today, enjoy a selection of up close and personal binaural triggers from yours truly (with a tiny bit of an intro)! Hopefully it'...
Happy Fapuary!
Due to an overabundance of erotic roleplay ideas, this month I'll be uploading one SFW and one NSFW every week instead of the usual two SFW uploads. It's time to celebrate Fap February!
Housecall From the Kitsune Fluffing Service ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Ear Cleaning)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an ASMR trigger-heavy binaural roleplay, featuring a visit from a sweet Kitsune girl and written by the fantastic Missing!
Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 8 -- (Intergalactic Jesus)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I continue my intoxicated narration of the captivating Moon People book series... and my sanity slips further and further down the drain.
Under Duress: Dommed by Your Buff Friend Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)
"I've got you all to myself tonight, Muffin. We're gonna have fun..."I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the steamy FxF continuation of Under Duress, and the winning choice of last month's Fetish Friday poll! The FxM version will be coming later this month, so everyo...
Yandere Girl Kidnaps You For Love ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listner) (Binaural) (Whispering)
"I know you don't think you're good enough, but you're wrong. You're perfect... "I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a yandere girl kidnapping roleplay featuring lots of binaural whispering and (prone) cuddles! This audio started as a custom, but is being shared t...
Under Duress: Buff Friend Coerces You Into a Confession ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Friends to Lovers)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a strong girl friends-to-lovers written by the wonderful sofi p!This audio serves as a kind of prequel to some upcoming NSFW roleplay naughtiness, so... with that in mind, enjoy!
Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 10 -- (Bugging Out)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! In this month's episode, we explore the nightmare-inducing world of insect-themed erotica. Don't blame me, you guys picked it...
The Lola Hyde Side Project -- (Female x Female) (Fanservice) (Seduced by Ms Hyde)
"Oh, hello! It's so nice to meet you. My name is Angela Jekyll..."I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an AU FxF chapter of Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde -- set just after the laboratory fire in part 3 -- written once again by the fabulous Todd C!Part 3 (even though it was like a ba...
Enslaved by Lady Dimitrescu: an Erotic Roleplay, Pt 2 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural) (Futa)
I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the much requested continuation of the FxM roleplay Enslaved by Lady Dimitrescu, written once again by the wonderful J Knight!Refresh your memory with part one: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57988072
