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Symbiote Delay; Cat Today
Just wanted to let you know that the Symbiote NSFW has been pushed to this coming week, due to creative struggles and YouTube stressors. I will, however, have a different NSFW coming out on Wednesday to enjoy in the interim -- so you're really going to end up getting two rather than one for you...
Vampire Bodyguard Protects You Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Vampire Bodyguard roleplay series, written once again by the impeccable Sakura Twister!Part 2 refresh: https://www.patreon.com/posts/100378699
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 44 -- (Monkey Jones)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and rave as I read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.In this episode: purely monkey business, I assure youSymbiote FxF NSFW coming later this week!
Encounter with a Dark Lamia Girl Roleplay, Pt. 8 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful J.D.!Part 7: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99143736
Rescuing a Bratty Princess Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Mercenary Knight)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, Rescuing a Bratty Princess, written by the one and only Missing!
Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 35 -- (How-To Sex)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!In today's episode: how-to become a sex god, according to literotica authors P.S.nur...
Shadowmarked: Saved by a Monster Hunter Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Monster Hunter roleplay series, Shadowmarked, written once again by the wonderful Ashen!Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103240224
Join Me This Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!
Come and join me Saturday for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions).When: Saturday, May 18th,2PM ESTWhere: Dangerous ASMR Discord ServerWhy: You're o...
At Your Side: a Yandere Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a dark yandere roleplay about what happens when obsession goes too far -- written by the wonderful Echo!
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 43 -- (Depths 2)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction. In this episode: a fishy stench...
The Pregnancy Pact: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Impreg) (NSFW)
"I need you to help me with something very important... you see, my maternal clock is ticking..."I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive FxM erotic upload, The Pregnancy Pact, written by the lovely Anon!Tuesday is the new Saturday
Cooking with Danger: Bacon Mac n' Cheese Recipe
Ingredients12 ounces dry elbow macaroni¼ cup butter¼ cup flour1 ½ cups milk1 cup half and half or light cream½ teaspoon dry mustard powder1 teaspoon onion powdersalt & pepper to taste1 x 10.75 oz. can condensed cheddar cheese soup (optional)4 cups sharp cheddar, divided½ cup fresh parmesan chee...
Bonding with a Symbiote Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's (delayed) early upload, Bonding with a Symbiote Girl, featuring last month's poll-winning monster!Thank you for your patience while I worked on this one. NSFW coming this weekend to show my gratitude.
Cooking with Danger: Bacon Mac 'n Cheese -- (Binaural Cooking ASMR) (Rambling)
I hope you like today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger!Join me once again in my kitchen as I cook another recipe for your binaural listening pleasure. On today's menu: my favorite bacon mac 'n cheese (with recipe to follow).And finally... your symbiote will be arri...
Cat Delay
Butterscotch is here to apologize on my behalf for the delay of this latest audio. Editing a symbiote is harder than it looks... Thankfully, sitting in boxes is easy. She will be here supporting me and encouraging me until its completion, which should be tomorrow. We both appreciate your patience...
Lobster Bisque Recipe
IngredientsBISQUE4 lobster tails2 tablespoons butter1 tablespoon olive oil1 onion, finely chopped2 carrots, peeled and finely chopped2 stalks celery, finely chopped1 teaspoon fresh chopped thyme1 teaspoon fresh chopped tarragon, plus more to serve1 teaspoon chicken bouillon powder1/2 teaspoon salt1/...
Cooking with Danger: Lobster Bisque -- (Binaural) (Cooking ASMR) (Rambling)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger!Join me once more in my kitchen as I cook my way through another recipe for your listening pleasure. Today's episode even includes some gentle chatting (as well as humming, muttering, and cursing) per your suggest...
Shadowmarked: Saved by a Monster Hunter Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Shadowmarked roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Ashen!Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72797041
The Knitting Kuudere: an ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Male) (NSFW)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the NSFW edition of the Knitting Kuudere roleplay series, written once more by the fabulous Todd C!
The Knitting Kuudere ASMR Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Male) (SFW)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of The Knitting Kuudere roleplay series, written once again by the lovely Todd C.!A longer, NSFW version will be uploaded tomorrow for your listening pleasure.Pt 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64057403
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 34 -- (Ganja and Gaping)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Listen and join me once again as I rant, rave, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!P.S. Sorry for the delay on the latest audio release, which will be arr...
Caught by a Sadistic Spider Girl ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Sadistic Spider Girl roleplay series, written once again by the incomparable Khonsu!Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/caught-by-spider-43428860
Join Me This Saturday for a 4/20 Live Drunk & Dangerous!
Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions)!When: Saturday, April 20th,8 PM ESTWhere: Dangerous ASMR Discord ServerWhy: You...
Puppy Punishment: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (NSFW)
"You've been a very naughty puppy... and I'm just the woman to put you in your place..."I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, an FxF pet play roleplay, Puppy Punishment, written by the amazing BM!
Monthly Monster Girl Poll
It's that time again!Please pick from the options below and tell me which Monster Girl you would like to see featured this month. Winning pick gets made into a roleplay (SFW/NSFW).The poll only runs for a week, so choose now or forever hold your beast!EDIT: Yes, I know the Minotaur is on there t...
The Drawn Dullahan: an ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, The Drawn Dullahan, written by the wonderful JamesCoolkid!
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 42 -- (A Summer of Wolves 5, Depths 1)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated creepy fiction.In today's episode: finally, summer is over
Suggest a Monster Girl Roleplay
Hey, guys! While sofi works on the Dragon Girl NSFW for last month's poll winner (thank you to her immensely, as always), I figured we could work on the poll for this month's Monster Girl roleplay!Let me know in the comments below which monster girl you would like to see me do a roleplay fo...
Answering the Riddles of the Sphinx Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) upload, the continuation of the Sphinx roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79120582
Cooking with Danger: Spinach Manicotti Recipe
Ingredients:8 oz (227 g) package chopped frozen spinach¼ cup diced onion15 oz (425 g) ricotta cheese1 large egg3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese, divided½ cup shredded parmesan cheese, divided1 tsp. salt2 tsp. dried parsley2 x 24 oz (680 g) marinara sauce8 oz (227 g) dried manicotti noodlesDirecti...
