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They're definitely not talking about his nose
.... and what's worse. He's not even particularly fond of the color.
Sandbags AND Windbags
"Oh won'tcha look at that, this gym has both..." Syndra growled. Her rumbling was luckily quieted by the detective's rambling, and she quickly allowed her lips to curl--silencing it completely as she watched him prattle on about "Leftpaw's" legacy.He certainly seemed to k...
Unselfish
Flair's always been something of a good sport when playing stupid games. He's the Reigning Winner of stupid prizes 24 years running, so even when you lose (which you will), he's usually willing to offer a consolation gift.Especially if he likes you <3
Ripped Up Roses
Found a neat trend on Twitter and figured I'd give it a spin. Amelia in a bikini and jeans is a lovely look I think, and it gave me a reason to finalize the design for her Supa Sweet Shooter. If she hits you with that arrow, jeans won't be the only thing ripped up. <3
69ing for the Sexually Adventurous
Chrysante and Vance are typically pretty on top of their physical fitness. While Vance prefers resistance training to Chrys's cardio, neither are against the idea of putting in a little extra effort for a good time. Chrysante's arms could use a bit of a workout, anyway."Let's see if ...
Consider it Done
Apparently, the tricky devil Khalid can be forgiving, with the right motivation, of course.A special thank you to @WhiteStar0910 for sponsoring this commission!
Lillies for Iris
Past the point of fear and worry, Sakura's excited by the idea of being a new mom. Meticulously squirreling supplies away, there's less and less time to tend the gardens--both her own, and the one belonging to the A-Life. Her flowers and food are withering, leaving little for the ravenous ch...
2024 Pin-Up: March
Introducing Chrysante, Looking good, feeling better
Michi's Madness
A special thank you to @ViewtifulJewVfx for sponsoring this commission! Enjoy the timelapse of the latter half of this commission-- you'll find it in the attachments.See more of Michi, Nobu, and the rest of their characters here.A note from the creator:Michi is the sole inheritor of Jounetsukan-...
2024 Pin-Up: February
Introducing Sakura, baring it au naturale
The Whistler
Introducing Carter the Hedgehog, the Casey of Noir-Mobius:Carter is a young man, about 18-19 and an aspiring train conductor. He's full of energy, full of life, and always looking to lend a hand, so after he discovered the Ghost Train' Express's ties to a run down soup kitchen on Pumpkin...
Piper the Zebra
A special thank you to @WindstarOsprey for sponsoring this commission!See more of Piper and the rest of their characters here
Let Him Eat Cake
"Imagine...""It's your wedding... or at least you're pretending it is for the mission. You're all dressed up, trying be the perfect bride while the room is distracted from whatever the hell you were told to distract them from.""...and then he shows up. With that stupi...
Commission Call: March 2024
Wow, that's gotta be a new record. About 4 minutes in and every slot has already been claimed!Alleycats are certainly a ravenous bunch! If anything changes, I'll send out a new notification with the number of available slots.Thank you all for the interest in my artwork. You guys make me feel...
Commission Call! March 2024
Commission slots are officially open for Resident Alleycats!Because we've surpassed 25 paid members, I will be accepting 6 commission requests.First come first served. Please send a DM here, on Twitter, or to my discord "bloodoseverity" to claim your slot ASAP-- they go really fast!Good ...
Twice Tagged
A special thank you to @sksvtn for sponsoring this commission!See more of Citrine and the rest of his characters here*Mace Vermillion belongs to me ♡
2024 Pin-Up: January
Introducing Amelia, the Devil's food.... cake
Twiggy's Feb 2024 Doodledump
Commissions have been coming along well, but my queue's dwindling down. Here's what I've been working on in the meantine!Looking forward to finishing a lot of pieces up when all my sponsored pieces are done <3
Rose Tinted
6 o’ clock and it was already starting to get dark.As she stood just beyond Central Park's bronzed arches, Amelia Rosabel patiently waited for her date to appear from beyond the horizon. So far, she'd been waiting at the entrance gate for about 12 minutes. 30 minutes past the time she drop...
Halfway There
“Been a while since I had a reason to dress up for Valentine's Day. What's your excuse?”Chrysante figured the idle conversation might help pass the time. The Crystal Club's occupancy was finally waning, and he'd not expected the place to be so full today of all days… even if he...
Punctuality
The silence in the room made everything a little louder than usual.Vance wasn’t a talker, but Chrys could pick up the hushed panting of his partner very well. Alongside the shuffling of sheets, the low grunting of quiet exertion, and the squeaking of his own satisfaction, Chrys honed in on it desp...
All Aboard the Bullet Train
Casey's on his way to a new adventure, straight outta Rail Canyon.Special thanks to @RailroadMillion for sponsoring this commission!
Commissions Are Full
Morning all! All commission slots have been claimed. Any reservations made will probably be honored because I'm a big softy and I hate saying no when you guys have waited so long, hahah.Anyway, thank you all for reaching out. Cant wait to get started!
I Showed You My Batter
It was a quarter past three when Amelia felt the soft buzzing of a cell phone against her thigh. She waited a moment before retrieving the sparkly, sequin-covered device from her jacket pocket– needing to ensure her fingers were free of dough or confectionery before laying a hand on it. She’d ju...
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Cheeks looked over her shoulder, aiming her eyes for a cautious glance back at her self-proclaimed chaperone. She was sure Mike was strong enough to protect her should anything go awry, so she couldn’t imagine why Chrysante had insisted on tagging along for something as common as catching up.He ma...
Panty Raid
"Man, it's kinda creepy in here. How long's she been gone anyway?"Sabre sat on the velvet sheets of the bed rumoured to be Ms. Sexton's. As comfy as it was, it did very little to quell his nerves and he shook like an autumn leaf watching his companion rifle through the vixen'...
Noxus Family Tree
A family known for their love of theatrics, and the sweet subtle notes of a wellness bouquet.
Twiggy's November 2023 Doodledump
Been a while since I showed off some doodles. That 24-character picture took a little bit out of me, but I've got a lot of scribbles to play with in my spare time!
Happy Patreon-niversary!!
Can you guess what I'm most thankful for?It's you guys <333Thank you all for supporting my silly little hobby. I look forward to getting to know you and all of your characters into the next year. It was lovely doodling them all! If there wasn't enough room for you, next time I'll be ...
Dinner and Dessert
She should have been used to the cold by now.The ambient chill in the air was ever-present, and had been since Shanx first invited her up here. Yet even after three years, this place still raised her skin and stung her most sensitive places… just like he did.Dezra felt herself smirk. Everything ab...
