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Manly Shitty Movie Night: RIKKI OH (1991)
HOLY SHIT!That is probably the operative phrase of this edition of Shitty Movie Night!This particular edition is also a bit of a crossover, with Alex and Scott coming from Manly Movie Monday's to bask in the insanely altruistic and testosterone addled Chinese adaptation of a Japanese Magna, RIKK...
PATREON LIVE STREAM #5 - BURLY BOIS EDITION
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN CLOWNhttps://youtu.be/ms_vfgCrldc
BURLY BOIS invade today’s Patreon LiveStream today!!! 6pm Central!!!
Oh man. I was super glad we worked this out but we got the Manly Movie Monday crew invading the Patreon Live Stream this week!!!Scott and Alex, aka Captain America and Khal Hagrid will be invading our live stream for the first time!!! So so stoked to have them, so get some topics ready and we’ll b...
JOKER FULL SPOILER UNCUT REVIEW!!!
Oooooooh boy!The film that everyone has way more to say about it than it does itself is here!Bask in the cackling crazed lunacy of Sean Max and Morgan as they traverse the entirely vapid and occasionally rewarding hellscape that is Todd Phillip's Joker!You guys are grabbing an extra 20 minutes o...
Com-Schmom: Batman '89 FULL VIDEO!!
With the specter of a new iteration of Joker on the horizon this weekend Morgan, Sean and Max decided to take a quick gander at one of modern cinema's first outings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, the 1989 classic BATMAN!All we can say is we rediscovered a lot about the Michael Keaton-era...
Commentary Schmommentary: Batman '89
With the specter of a new iteration of Joker on the horizon this weekend Morgan, Sean and Max decided to take a quick gander at one of modern cinema's first outings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, the 1989 classic BATMAN!All we can say is we rediscovered a lot about the Michael Keaton-era...
Patreon Exclusisve: Mandalorian Trailer React with Scott and Sean
Now, House Burlington likes watching TV and we also like a Star War!Jon Favreau's new Disney+ venture seems to scratch both itches and looks pretty fucking badass whilst doing so!Hang with Sean and Scott as they ruminate on the warrior culture of Mandalor, how weird George Lucas' quotes conc...
Manly Movie Monday: Between Two Ferns: The Many Monday Movie
Hey everyone!Sit back with poppin' corns as Sean TopGun, Alex Call-Hairy and Scott American Person have a pretty goddamn enjoyable time watching the inexplicable but pretty goddamn funny Movie version of the Internet Zach Galifianakis flick, Between Two Ferns: The Movie!It's got metric tons ...
WitB: IT Chapter 2 REVIEW FULL AUDIO!!!
Strap in because it's not only the Clow Prince of Crime in October that the Watchers in the Bar had to deal with it was the delightfully kooky for some and a mild let down for others, nearly Marvel-esque stylings of "IT CHAPTER TWO" directed by Andy Muschietti!Hang with Morgan, Max, Amel...
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!! LIVE STREAM is POSTPONED!!!
DAMN IT KIDS!GRAMPA TANKTOP fucked up the new set-up and WE UNFORTUNATELY NEED TO CANCEL THIS WEEK's LIVESTREAM!!SO SO SO Sorry! We'll continue with the regular-schmegular livestream schedule!BUT we do have two super new exclusive videos dropping tonight and tomorrow that yall are gonna love...
Sept 24 Livestream
Hi pals!Just want to remind everyone of our upcoming maester and warden level live stream this Tuesday at 6PM central!Additionally, we have some new content heading your way and any new patrons, please reach out about getting shirts/posters.As always a huge thanks to all our patrons and we hope to s...
LIVE STREAM #5
We got Max, Mil, Sean & Emil comin' at ya in about 15 min!
Manly Movie Monday: SuperCop (1992)
Before Tom Cruise. Before the oh so fashionable 2015 Practical Effect Renaissance.There was one man, who literally stood amongst billions and showed us how to do death defying, super-calafrag-HolyShitBalls Stunts.,,,, and usually play it for laughs!That man is Jackie Chan.These bois are Sean Alex an...
Commentary Schmommentary: IT (1990)!!
Beep beep y'all!As the summer winds down and we gear up for "IT Chapter 2", we here at House Burlington have assembled a commentary that has everything you ever were afraid of!!!90's low budget miniseries adaptations of Stephen King novels? Horrific ponytails? Jarringly on the nows f...
Thanks y’all & September livestream info
Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes to Sean and celebrating with us on the livestream last Tuesday!This month’s livestreams will be 10 September for all patrons, and 24 September for our Warden and Maester levels, both times at 6PM CST.Any new patrons, welcome and please reach out with ...
HOUSE BURLINGTON Patreon LiveStream #4
Oh man! We out here! It’s Sean’s Birthday at Midnight! Lots to talk about! https://youtu.be/RkXZ8YjJtycSean and House Burlington
Watchers: Dark Pheonix PATRON Exclusive!!
We're busy bodies over here at House Burlington!WE"RE GEARING UP FOR LIVE STREAM TODAY at 6pm CENTRAL! JOIN US RIGHT HERE AT OUR PATREON PAGE!And every once in a while, we shoot a review or a trailer reaction that for whatever reason or another, sorta out stays it's internet shelf-life!N...
House Burlington Live Stream #3!!!
This live stream is a hap-hap-happpenin'!!!!https://youtu.be/2WYK6GWJHjISean is super sick, so you got Morgan, Amelia and Max to hang with yall!
Shitty Movie Night: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon!!!
Hey hey ya'll!What evil lurks in the depts of direct to DVD waters? Is it incomprehensibly dubbed dialogue? Stupendous amounts re-purposed stock footage? Maybe the most infamously bad pickup line in all of B-Movie history?!?!That evil has a name, and it is 2003's "Shark Attack 3: Megalod...
LIVE STREAM 13-AUG-2019 6pm CST
Hi everybody!Just wanted to remind you all of the upcoming live stream, this Tuesday, 13 August, at 6PM CST. We have had so much fun at the last few, can't wait to chat with everyone again!Most of us have all seen "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," and "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dar...
Patreon Exclusive: "Jay & Silent Bob Reboot" Trailer Reaction
Hey hey!And we got ourselves yet another EXCLUSIVE reaction that only you our sweet sweet Patrons are able to check out with us!We're back to the View Askew-inverse for Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob's Reboot!Is this gonna be super-meta/nostaglic fun or a last cash grab from a burnt ou...
Patreon Exclusive: "Joker" Trailer Audio Discussion!
Hey hey Patrons!We got our Podcast Crew, Dustin, Max, Morgan and Sean checking out the grim and gritty Taxi Driver-esque stylings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, "Joker" starring Joaquin Pheonix and Robert DeNiro!This is the quick and easy audio version of our discussion! I didnt incl...
Patreon Exclusive Reaction: Joker (2019) Trailer
Why so serious there Patreons?We got ourselves a bit that we filmed around the time this trailers release but had to cast aside until now!We got our Podcast Crew, Dustin, Max, Morgan and Sean checking out the grim and gritty Taxi Driver-esque stylings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, "Joke...
Manly Movie Monday: POINT BREAK (1991)
Neon Hawaiian shirts! Keanu being a boss with a pump action shot-gun! A lovely tale of men putting aside their differences and deciding to love each other!Nah, this isn't your IG feed, it's Kathryn Bigelow's seminal 90's action flick POINT BREAK!Hang with the Burly Bois as they reali...
Watchers UNCUT: Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood FULL AUDIO
Get on your best socks and shoes cause were going to Quentin Tarantino crazy town in his latest foray into cinematic excess!We all liked it pretty damn good!Just a heads up! SPOILERS STRAIGHT OUT THE GATE!!!Check the audio above, the video review is dropping today, plus Manly Movie Monday feature PO...
House Burlington LiveStream #2
And here we go ya'll!!Hit us up about any and everything! It's been an especially nerdy few weeks so pick our brains about some stuff if you wanna!Message us on this thread if there are any problems!
Audio Extended Interview with Andy the Extra, Hammer and Bobby from Con of Thrones 2019!!!
Oooooh boy!You got close the action with Andy in THE LAST WATCH. He's braved the snows of Winterfell set in Belfast and searing heat of King's Landing in Croatia, but none could have foreseen the disheveled sleeveless horror that is an interview with Sean Tanktop!LOL, just joking, we had an ...
Back from CoT- updates!
Hi everybody!Millie here, just to remind you all that we're still here and safe and sound back from Con of Thrones. We had so much fun hanging with everyone, including a few of our lovely patrons! The picture is a tease of some amazing content we will have for you all in the upcoming weeks- need...
PATRON EXCLUSIVE LIVESTREAM 6/9/19
Here. We. Go.Hang tight we're fixing something real quick...Will fire up the stream in about 10 min!!!But the above link should take you right to the hang out!xoxo,Sean and House Burlington
Patreon Exclusive LiveStream!!! Today at 6pm Central!!!
Keep your eyes peeled for our first ever Patreon Exclusive LiveStream!!! 2nd Tuesday of every month is available to every single one of our Patrons! Our second LiveStream on the 4th Tuesday is gonna be for our Wardens and Maesters!! We’ll see ya in about 4 hours!!! S




























