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November Server Access
Is it really November all ready? Halloween is over and it is now time to get into the holidays...It's our favorite time of year and we do our best to enjoy it to the fullest. If you haven't had a chance to check out the new video that just dropped introducing the new season then you definite...
You'll see it FIRST! Season 12 is HERE!
We're kicking off Season 12 of our video series with a bang! Come enjoy a preview of what's to come on this very adventurous season!You can view both the Server and Vimeo Season 12 pages by visiting our webpage at www.lazygeckos.net and clicking on the platform of your choice.You can also se...
New Episode! What's Cookin' Good Lookin'?
We've parked Calypso for hurricane season, we're planning to depart on a different adventure. Before we go we'll get into some much needed repairs to include sailing rigging and installing a brand new cook top!You can view the Server and Vimeo versions by visiting our webpage at www.lazy...
New Episode & Thank You!
We had SUCH an amazing time at the Annapolis Boat Show with so many friends. Thank you to those of you that were able to attend our events! We had a beautiful sail aboard Ohana, which is Calypso's sister ship. The breeze was fine, the sea was flat and the drinks were in hand. Then we had a wild ...
The Time has Come!
We're super excited for the Annapolis Sailboat Show this weekend! We just wanted to send out a reminder for our meet and greet. We have yet to open this event up outside of Patreon's, we have one or two spots left for the day sail and a few more for the sundowners aboard the Antares 44i (mor...
New Release! The End Has Come...I'm SICK of It!
We're in our final days with Lucy aboard, we'll end her time with us in style! Then we're in full swing repairing damage caused by another boater, engine maintenance and more! All before thing go badly for the pregnant Momma after dinner!Plus I'll strip it all off on the Server and V...
October Server Access!
Can you believe it's October already?! That means the Annapolis Boat Show is just around the corner! We'll be there so please feel free to message us with details on the meet up if you'd like to join ⛵️SERVER VIDEO ACCESS 👇Check your inbox guys! You may find an important message i...
New Episode!! Try It Before You Buy It! Ep. 271
Have you ever dreamed of selling it all and going cruising on your own sailboat? If so, you might want to try it first! That's exactly what our new crew member did. Come see what Lucy decides after getting a real world experience in the cruising lifestyle! Will she still want to buy a boat?You c...
It's Official! The Annapolis Sailboat Show Meet & Greet
We've arranged a sweet event for this years Annapolis Sailboat Show! Want to join us aboard an Antares 44i for a Patreon day sail and/or cocktails during sunset? Here is your chance!Space is limited so be sure to RSVP on the invite to reserve your spot! Sorry, no kids for these events as space i...
New Episode! - Paradise Turns into Disaster! Freak Storm in the Middle of the Night! Ep. 270
We've found it! Paradise in the islands. Crystal clear water, remote beaches and more! After a full day of exploring, we'll settle into bed without knowing what's to come. Come along as we get a 1am wake up to a disastrous situation.You can enjoy this episode on the Server or Vimeo by vi...
New Episode! Swinging on a Deserted Island...AND Keeping a Failure Secret! Ep. 269
We're sailing through beautiful crystal clear waters! We'll take you exploring on a deserted island where we find our own little slice of paradise. The girls will have a little fun before we sail on! Stowaways, dolphins encounters in the wild and more! Including a failure that we'll try ...
Wanna take a sail with us?!
HUGE NEWS!!Are you going to the Annapolis Sailboat Show next month? Do you like the Antares catamaran? Would you enjoy having a sundowner or two with us? If so, read on!We will be in attendance at this years sailboat show with good old Captain John, walking the docks and enjoying the show. In additi...
New Episode! Do You Really Want the Cruising Lifestyle? Come Try It! Ep. 268
Lucy is aboard and we're going SAILING! We're putting her right in the mix. Raising sails, controlling Calypso and more! Come see her testing out the cruising lifestyle...Will she still have the dream after this experience? We'll see!You can find the Server and Vimeo version by visiting ...
September Server Access
Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend ⛵️ We spent ours with John in Kentucky and we are now on our way back to the boat. If you don't know John then you can see him appear on our videos here and there as we also refer to him as "Captain John" at times. Fun little fact: John...
New Episode! New Crew: Can She Handle It? Ep. 267
I'm pregnant and super nauseous, what better time to bring on some new crew?! You'll meet Lucy in this episode! Plus we'll get some maintenance done as well as get attacked by U.S. Navy Seals?!?! Come check out this once in a lifetime experience! I'll also get into some lifestyle fun...
New Episode! Boat Life: What it's like to sail yourself to a Tropical Island
We're setting sail together! You're going to help us raise Calypso's sails and sail ourselves to a tropical paradise! We'll see beautiful sights and more along the way. Then we'll explore this amazing destination!Plus I'll show you how I keep things spicy in our marriage...Ev...
August Server Code and Swag!
Check your inbox guys! You may find two important messages in there...One will be this months coupon code as long as you're a qualifying patron and have your pledge set up correctly. If you're not sure this is you then please reference back to the Patreon pledging tiers in the membership are...
New Episode! U.S. Nuclear Submarine Encounter at Sea! Ep. 265
We've been working months to cross to The Bahamas and further, come see what destroys the plan! Have you ever gone offshore and ended up being face to face with a Nuclear Submarine?! We have and you're about to see how it goes when we do!You can find the Server and Vimeo version by visiting ...
New Episode! What NOT to do when Stuck on a Boat! - Ep. 264
We're fresh off the dock when I (Brittany) pop positive for being pregnant! Great news but do we need to adjust course? Come see! Then we'll show you what NOT to do when you've been cooped up on a boat. Plus I'll show you some of my brand new bikinis!You can find the Server and Vimeo...
New Episode! Brittany Takes a PREGNANCY TEST! Plus: How to Compound a Boat!
Oh boy, here we go! We've been working for months to leave the dock...We've been provisioning and doing boat maintenance including compounding the entire hull. Jeremiah will take you through how he did it! Then we're off the dock!! It's been a week and then...What's that funny fe...
New Episode! Wait...Why does she have prenatal's? Ep. 262
We've splashed Calypso after knocking out tons of work! Now it's time to head south for warmer weather. But first, we have some unexpected items arise...Come see how we get ready for a passage! Plus: I give you a requested tour of my Jeep!....Naked!!You can find the Server and Vimeo versions...
New Episode! Boat Life: Challenging your Body AND your Bank Account. Ep. 261
Our final video from life on the hard. We've been working non-stop to get Calypso's repairs completed so we can get her back in the water and cruising! Come see how it all turns out as we rush to get all tasks completed! Plus: We go to an adults only nude pool and a Micro Bikini themed party...
July Coupon Code for Video Access
Good afternoon everyone!Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes to the server for July. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the...
New Episode! When Things Don't Go Your Way! Ep. 260
We're on the hard, that's where things get hard! Come see what we mean. John is here and he's helping us do some tough repairs. The frustration will set in on this one, will we overcome these issues? Then I'll take you for a ride in my new Jeep! Topless?! You know it! There's a l...
New Episode! We CRASH the Boat and then go NUDE RV'ing!
Captain John is aboard Calypso, we're headed for dreaded haul out! Why is it dreaded? You'll find out! Come along for the bumpy ride! Then we're taking you to a lovely clothing optional RV resort where I enjoy an outdoor shower!You can find the Vimeo/Server versions by visiting www.lazyg...
New Episode! YouTube Has Changed the Sailing World and the FIRST Antares HYBRID! Ep. 258
We're aboard Calypso with Captain John, ready to haul her out for some much needed repairs. We'll flash back to the last time we hung out with him, which just happened to be at the Annapolis Sailboat Show! Come along for the wild ride as well as a first look at the BRAND NEW Antares Hybrid!Y...
June Server Coupon Code For Video Access
Good afternoon everyone!Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes to the server for June. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the...
New Episode! Boating vs Clothing Optional RV'ing?!
We're headed north when we get hit at the wrong place at the wrong time! A massive squall gives us white out conditions while transiting a draw bridge, at the same time we're engulfed by 100's of panicked boaters running from the storm! This is a serious situation that could end in disas...
New Episode! Pillow Talk: Not Sinking and Keeping Her Ship Shape! Lazy Gecko Sailing Ep. 256
Announcing the first episode in Season 11! We've pulled into a marina to get some repairs completed. Some critical, some that are nice to have. Then I'll show you some of the goodies that I picked up in The Bahamas before we'll shove off again, only to get chased by massive thunderstorms...
New Release! Danger! How ELECTROLYSIS Destroyed Our Props!
We cross the Gulf Stream from The Bahamas and find our starboard prop has seized, making navigating through a draw bridge quite scary! So Jeremiah gears up and takes you for a dive only to find some very bad news. We'll start to complete some much needed repairs and you'll get a first look a...






















