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Chapter LXXXI - We the smugglers.
60th of Summer, 5859A dimly lit building far in the outskirts of town, CasamonuBusiness was booming; booming was business for those who dealt in big booms.Ayda, the current smuggler and former love interest of Shinasi, dealt with many things of great boon to her and her customers. For some it was te...
My Second Novel Attempt: Socially Awkward Adventuring (working title)
So, I was checking some of my old emails when I
Chapter №3 – Playing Risk-like Games
“We finish today?”“Yes, we have finished for the day eadhenchik.”A week, or two, had passed and Boris had become able to string together the simplest of sentences. Thankfully the maid, apparently named Anna, dumbed down her sentences in front of Boris so he could mostly understand her. He de...
Chapter LXXX – We the townspeople.
58th of Summer, 5859Some field right outdoors where there’s currently a lot of kilns, LibertycaveThe kilns roared, the copperworkers poured, and the sky was filled with soot. Libertycave had come back to life once more. For Bilal, it had felt way too empty after the League had left for Azdavay. No...
Chapter LXXIX – We the soldiers.
(Title card, where art thou?)57th of Summer, 5859Some field right outside of town where there’s currently a lot of people, Azdavay/CasamonuAyomide wanted to tear her gambeson off.The endless rain had ended in Casamonu, only for the sun to rear its ugly head once the clouds dispersed. Now it was pu...
(First Draft of) Chapter I – Which deals with the arrival of our hero to the new world and his first meeting with a certain figure.
UPDATE (10/03/2024): This version of chapter I won't be used either. I'll be going with the previous version of the rewritten Chapter I.==========(TITLE CARD and COVER ART PENDING)There was a woman known as Doctor Raban Rabanow Rabanowicz, who currently lived in some place called “Lahanezy...
Chapter LXXVIII – We the captains.
(Computer still in repair…)55th of Summer, 5859Commander-in-Chief’s Office, AzdavayThe former mayor’s office had found new purpose as the office of old John Brown. Not much had changed in the office though – Brown wasn’t expecting to stay here for much longer.“Good evening, ladies and ge...
Chapter LXXVII – We the plotters.
(It’ll take a month for a cable to arrive so that my computer can be fixed. No title cards until then.)55th of Summer, 5859???, ???Sunlight shined through a stained glass window, making an impression on the table below while dust danced under it. Depicted on the window was a simple scene – divin...
Chapter LXXVI – We the people.
(Yes, my computer still hasn’t been fixed. It’s taking a long time. No chapter header this week either.)55th of Summer, 5859(Former) Mayor’s Dining Room of Azdavay, Azdavay (Azdavay)Every politician needs to entertain their guests, and the late mayor of Azdavay was no exception. His dining roo...
Chapter LXXV – Let your troubles shine before men.
(CHAPTER HEADER HERE)54th of Summer, 5859Adventurer’s Guild building of Azdavay, AzdavayA cramped room, a floor dirtied with unspeakable substances, and a mass of unwashed, rowdy folk. Those would be the words that’d describe the adventurers of Azdavay, and the situation inside the guild had onl...
Chapter I – Which deals with the arrival of our hero to the new world and his meeting with its natives.
UPDATE (10/03/2024): I'll be going with this chapter after all.UPDATE (31.01.2024): I'll be completely re-rewriting this chapter, this chapter 1 will stay here for archival.=====“Damn you, there’s a difference between Haruhi Watanabe and Haruhiko Watanabe!”“Do we send him in?”“I ...
Prologue – In which our titular protagonist kicks a bucket and starts off the events of the story.
FOREWORDI'm finally here with the beginnings of a rewrite for The Errant Otherworlder (title change pending, for now I'll call it The Errant Otherworlder Rewritten).The Errant Otherworlder was my first ever webnovel, so it holds a special place in my heart. He kind of got overshadowed by the...
Chapter LXXIII – Let your preaching shine before men.
54th of Summer, 5859Azdavay, County of CasamonuAnother day had dawned in Azdavay. The effects of yesterday were still pretty apparent on the nervous faces of the populace. It wasn’t easy to forget the fact that a bunch of slaves had marched in unison on these streets, and that fact was quite the n...
Chapter LXXII – Let your literacy shine before men.
53rd of Summer, 5859Rogers’ Plantation, Outskirts of Casamonu / AzdavayTensions were quite high everywhere in Casamonu, for reasons not as of yet related to the hostile takeover in Azdavay. Such high tensions called for becoming higher than the tension to escape it, which meant that business was g...
Updated Gemeinplatz Map
Now with 146.7% more cities on the map!
Chapter LXXI – Let your light shine before men.
A great many delusions have been swept away by this war. One was, that the Negro would not work; he has proved his ability to work. Another was, that the Negro would not fight; that he possessed only the most sheepish attributes of humanity; was a perfect lamb, or an “Uncle Tom;” disposed to tak...
Chapter LXX – The fight begins once more.
52nd Summer, 5859Azdavay, County of CasamonuSir Doruk, the mayor of Azdavay had a simple job: keep the peace, keep communicating with the count and keep anyone from capturing the city. The first one had been easy enough after he had turned a blind eye to the populace lynching some slaves, and the th...
Chapter LXIX – The crew gets going once more.
51st of Summer, 5859Imperial Highway №04-763, Outskirts of AzdavayAll roads lead to Rome, except for the roads that were built in realities in which Rome doesn’t exist. Such was the case with the Imperial Highway, on which you couldn’t roam to Rome.Where you could roam to was every other city ...
Chapter №3 – Playing Risk-like Games
“We finish today?”“Yes, we have finished for the day eadhenchik.”A week, or two, had passed and Boris had become able to string together the simplest of sentences. Thankfully the maid, apparently named Anna, dumbed down her sentences in front of Boris so he could mostly understand her. He de...
Chapter LXVIII – The walls crumble down once more.
50th of Summer, 5859City of Casamonu, CasamonuTime: sometimes it passes, sometimes it doesn’t.General relativity hadn’t been invented yet however, so the men besieging Casamonu couldn’t exactly explain why the temporal flow had been rushing so quickly. One day they had come to besiege the town...
Chapter LXVII – Their battle is fought out.
Today was a beautiful day like any other.Clouds had parted way in an occasion that was rare for the summer of Northern Gemeinplatz, letting sunlight loose all over the muddy landscape of Casamonu. The birds had come out of retreat from General Autumn, chirping away while they had the rare opportunit...
Chapter LXVI – Their enemy is found out.
49th of Summer, 5859Libertycave, Mount CurryToday, like any other day, a scene which had recently become common up in old Mount Curry took place once more for the final time: a black knight and a tangerine witch making their rounds around the place.“Are we there yet?” protested Tangerina, whose ...
Chapter LXV – Their postal code is found out.
49th of Summer, 5859Libertycave, Mount CurryLibertycave was more alive than it had ever been, if the vague concept of a settlement could be alive in the first place. No longer would they be stuck on top of a mountain waiting for fate to do what fate does!Soon Gemeinplatz would tremble in fear at the...
Chapter LXIV – Their plans are figured out.
48th of Summer, 5859Libertycave, Mount CurryThere was some big news, so big that it had taken a while for it to walk up the mountain:“Captain Brown, the county is at war!.. I think.”John Brown, the captain in question, was sitting as he always did: in front of a desk with a map laid out on top o...
Finally at that stage!
I'm finally at that stage of online authorship where I have been contacted by Webnovel to sign a contract with them. Of course, I won't be signing this, as even a second of googling will tell you that A&D's contract is unfair and that all their claims are a lie (you "keep" your c...
Chapter LXIII – Their family is found out.
47th of Summer, 5859Mount Curry, CasamonuPride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.- Book of Proverbs, 16:18Mount Curry is home to many a romantic scene, from rolling hills, to wandering adventurers, and to lovers making escapades of the kind which would cause the age ratin...
Three hundred pages of John Brown!
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Chapter LXII – His fort is bombarded upon.
45th of Summer, 5859Outskirts of Casamonu, Casamonu…and the people who caused the knock on the door were standing outside the walls of Casamonu, ready to knock the entire wall down.“Let us blow these walls and topple the tyranny of Count Leon!” shouted Sir Baha, on top his horse. His servant T...
Chapter LXI – His lingo is discussed upon.
45th of Summer, 5859City of Casamonu, CasamonuToday was a day, one which had gone unremarkably up until now for Count Leon. He had woken up, had breakfast, hadn’t brushed his teeth because dental hygiene hadn’t been invented yet, and sat in his office to await any news on the siege of the Earlyw...
Dialogue Sprites for Parsee's Festival of Love and Jealousy
Now on to something completely different from the John Brown Isekai: I have collaborated (and am collaborating) to make a little indie fangame with a good fellow named Arzvet. The above are the most eyecatching of my work, the dialogue sprites in the game. If you wish to check it out, the game is fr...
