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Chapter 17 - The Italian Stallion Appears!
The Italian Stallion was a fun character to create.Cheers lads, Merry Christmas if you celebrate and a Happy New Years! May there be many more to come!
Chapter 16 - Handing Out Cards Like Candy
Oh fuck oh shit Chazz has a DAD now. Prepare for upcoming tier zero format lads.
Chapter 15 - 'Big Guy' Jinzo Coming Through
Big guy big guy big guy Jinzo. I modeled some of his dialogue after Macho Man Randy Savage (from WWE wrestling fame) because I was too lazy to rewatch the episode that features Jinzo. I figure that since this is a fanfic, I can take liberties sometimes. And boy, do I take liberties.
Chapter 14 - Phil 1v1's A Wall
The wall in Phil's room: "Come'on bro, fight me like a fucking man!"Phil: "I'll beat the shit out of you, don't you fucking make me!"Lumina: "I could be on vacation, lounging on a beach right now, couldn't I. But no, I'm here and losing braincells because ...
Chapter 13 - Shadow Duel
First shadow game of the fic. Fun stuff for you guys, less fun stuff for Phil now that he has to deal with the consequences of fucking murdering a man.
Chapter 12 - Phil Runs Some Laps
RUN BITCH RUN!
Chapter 11 - Big Sis Mode Hibiki, Activate!
Woah Phil's ass doesn't get sent to the shadow realm (this time)! Maybe this will actually do something Phil's behavior problems. Or maybe he gets arrested for throwing a molotov cocktail through Crowler's office window on a dare.
Chapter 10 - The Frog Lusts For Blood
D.3.S Frog, the homicidal maniac of yugioh cards.
Chapter 9 - The Dragon-Devouring Insect
Oh shit oh fuck Phil watch out Bastion be picking up cards from the ground that shouldn't exist yet.
Chapter 8 - How To Level Up Your Game (Four Easy Steps!)
A nice little Saturday update, enjoy!
Chapter 7 - A Duel Exam And A Shadow Game
Phil gets a match against Bastion next chapter (probably) and our contestant in the American academy is introduced!
Chapter 6
That poor orange.
Chapter 5
I wonder if this counts as Phil's first loss? He certainly lost out on the moral victory, that's for sure.
Chapter 4
Just realized I had forgotten to throw chapter 4 on here, 'pologies lads.Also disclaimer: I do not advocate stealing booze from an ancient alchemist with questionable morals.
Chapter 3
Please don't eat a bar of soap IRL. Even if it is funny as all hell haha.
Chapter 2
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Chapter 1 Release
First chapter mates, enjoy the intro!

