PhasmidASMR posts
Witch Listener Runs Away With A Corrupt Man Of God
Everything goes horribly wrong when Minister Packard makes an unannounced visit. It’s you and Comfort against the world now, but at least you have each other.Written by Audrey.Apologies for the long delay in posting. Hopefully things will be more back to a normal schedule now!Love,Phas 💖
Touch-starved Man of God Needs You to Stay - erotic extended cut
Erotic extended cut of this audio. Written by Audrey.In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener is female, has a vagina and breasts. For other options, see below:If the listener should be female, have a penisand breasts, click here.If the listener should be female, have a penis...
Touch-starved Man of God Needs You to Stay
The hours creep by as the two of you are stuck inside during the blizzard—but you find you have lots to talk about.Early access! Written masterfully by Audrey.Look forward to an erotic extended cut of this audio coming on Sunday!Love, Phas 💖
Patchwork board game overview
Following on from my last board game video about Fungi, I wanted to show you another one I like very much, Patchwork. Hope you enjoy it.Love,Phas 💖
Witch Listener Corrupts a Man Of God
Comfort-in-Faith is more than happy to offer you shelter from the snowstorm. After your attempts to hide your witchcraft go horribly wrong, you learn that the real reason he’s afraid isn’t what you thought it was at all…---Early access! Written by Audrey.
The Beast Confesses His Feelings For You - erotic extended cut
You allowed the Beast to think you were only after his roses, but the truth is so much worse than he could have guessed… And now it’s the last thing you want.---This is a sequel to last week's Beauty and the Beast-inspired audio, and because I'm posting it late I've rolled up the ero...
Making Love to Your Butler
He never dreamed he would get to fulfill this particular set of needs.Written by Audrey.In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener is female and has a vagina. Other other options, see below.If the listener should be femaleand have a penis, click here.If the listener should be m...
Paying the Price for Stealing the Beast's Roses
Desperation led you to pilfer potion ingredients from the Beast’s garden. His “punishment” for you isn’t what you expected at all.Early access! Written by Audrey.Coming tomorrow: An NSFW extended cut of last week's Hartley audio. Look forward to that :)Love,Phas 💖
Confessing to your Butler That You Have a Thing For Him
He’s still your valet, but now he’s so much more.Early access. Written by Audrey.Folks, this weeks B-week (non-erotica) Patreon exclusive might be a few days late. Sorry about that! Hope you enjoy this in the meantime.Love,Phas 💖
Welcoming Your Tiefling Boyfriend Back Home (erotic extended cut)
Erotic extended cut of this audio.In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener has a vagina. If they should have a penis, click here.
Welcoming Your Tiefling Boyfriend Back Home
It’s been a long few months, but finallyyou can be together again.Early access! Written by Audrey. Thumbnail art by Houmi. Look forward to a spicy extended cut of this tomorrow!Love,Phas 💖
Fungi - rambling card game sort-of-review and traditional ASMR triggers
Found this new card game recently. I really like the sounds that playing cards make, so I thought I'd record a video about it. As always it's pretty scuffed. Hope you enjoy it anyway.
Your Boyfriend Comforts You Through Chronic Pain
He’s there for you, no matter how bad things get.Early access. Written by Audrey.
Your Vampire Boss Can't Keep His Hands Off You (erotic extended cut)
In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener is female and has a vagina.If the listener should be female and have a penis, click here.If the listener should be male and have a penis, click here.If the listener should be male and have a vagina, click here.If the listener should be...
Your Vampire Boss Can't Keep His Hands Off You
I thought it was vampires who were supposed to have thralls - but you seem to have him utterly enraptured.Early access! Written by Audrey. Please look forward to the extended cut coming tomorrow.Love,Phas 💖
Falling For Your Flirty Best Friend While He Inspires You To Clean Your Flat
Your bestie always has a smile and a sweet word or three for you—but today you learn he actually meansit.Early access! Written by Audrey.
🔞 Bumping Into The Same Cute Guy One Time Too Many - erotic extended version
Erotic extended cut of this audio, written by Audrey.In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener is female, has breasts and a vagina. For other options find your preferred version below.If the listener should be female and:have breasts and a penis, click here.have no breasts and...
Bumping Into The Same Cute Guy One Time Too Many
There's no way this is a coincidence. You must be made for each other.---Early access! Written by Audrey.Sorry this one's so late, folks. I'm finally getting back on top of things after a start to the new year that was both busy and, frankly, an all-time-low for me in terms of my mental ...
Comforting Your Butler After He Catches a Cold
So yeah, the thinghe has for you is definitely reciprocated, isn’t it?Early access!Written by Audrey.
Sound check
Hey folks! I’ve been using a different mixing process for the last few releases and you might have noticed that my voice sounds a little different. Let me know what you think! More detail in the comments is welcome.Thanks, and happy holidays 💖Phas
Grinding On Your Best Friend For Christmas
Okay, so maybe there wasa better gift.In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener has a vagina and is (jokingly) referred to as a "succubus" (typically feminine). Find your preferred version below:If the listener should have a vagina and be called an "incubus" (t...
Kissing Your Best Friend For Christmas
For him, there's no better gift.Early access. Written by Audrey.You'll never guess what present is coming for you tomorrow. Don't try to guess by the shape of the box!(Okay fine, it's an erotic extended cut of this audio.)Love,Phas 💖
Traditional ASMR: Incredibly Quiet Unintelligible Ear-To-Ear Whispering And Muttering
Recently I got a new vocal booth and put together a new stereo setup for my studio microphones. To test it, I wanted to make the quietest ASMR I possibly could, and this is the result. It's a bunch of gobbledegook nonsense muttering and some ear-to-ear whispering. I intentionally left the pop fi...
Your Best Friend Catches Feelings During A Cozy Christmas For Two
When your Christmas plans fall apart, your closest friend is ready to keep your holidays bright, and it’s not long before you learn that he’s all you really need.Early access! Written by Audrey.
Your Satyr Boyfriend Survives Near Death And Returns To You (erotic extended cut)
He's back. And he reallymissed you.Written by Audrey.In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener has a vagina and breasts. Find your preferred version below:If the listener should have a vagina and no breasts, click here.If the listener should have a penis and breasts, click...
Your Satyr Boyfriend Survives Near Death And Returns To You
He's back.Written by Audrey. Exclusive extended cut tomorrow.
Exciting Studio Update Ramble (and a bit of an audiobook)
have an exciting studio update to share with you! so much happier with the quality of my work now.if you would like to just hear the audiobook part of this, i read "Carry on, Jeeves" by P. G. Wodehouse. the reading starts at 13:51thank you for funding my work.love,phasmid 💖
Curious Satyr Invites You To the Autumn Equinox
With winter woes fast approaching, all he wants to do is enjoy the autumn’s harvest with you.Written by Audrey: https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacleSomeambient sound from https://tabletopaudio.comused with permission
Celebrating Your Werewolf Boyfriend’s Nameday in Baldur’s Gate (erotic extended cut)
In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener has a vagina. If you'd prefer for them to have a penis, listen to this version.Written by Audrey: https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacleThumbnailart by Sae: https://x.com/sae_illustSome sounds from Tabletop Audio: https://tabletopaudi...
Celebrating Your Werewolf Boyfriend’s Nameday in Baldur’s Gate
After the hard life he’s led, you want to give him the best nameday ever.Early access!Written by Audrey: https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacleThumbnailart by Sae: https://x.com/sae_illustSome sounds from Tabletop Audio: https://tabletopaudio.com/(used with permission)Look out for the exclusive exten...


























