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Desperado Club Middle Floor Map
I am posting three things in three separate posts. A map + 3 chapters (229, 230, and 231). This map will greatly assist with the comprehension of the scene I'm about to drop. I will pin the post containing chapter 229.
Chapter 228
Time until Phase Two. Six hours.Zev: You two need to be back in four and a half hours. You’re going on Odette’s show, and you’re going to walk straight from there to the Phase Two onboarding chamber.Donut: OKAY ZEV!Zev: Just an FYI. Harbinger will be there again, observing virtually. He’s in...
Chapter 227
Chapter 227Winning condition: Strike a single blow against the deck-master.Losing condition: Have an enemy totem or deck-master strike you.Combat Started.“Okay,” I said. “Here we go.”“What? What’s this?” Donut suddenly demanded out of nowhere. “Carl, this is an outrage!”We’d been...
Poll time! Combo card utilization.
We know what the totems are. We have something called a combo card. The only combo that isn't going to be on this list is Raul and Geraldo, because I have a plan for them. Which two totems should be combined into a single creature?Depending on who you pick, this may end up a permanent thing, and...
Chapters 225, 226 and News about the Dungeon Crawler Carl television series.
Non-readers, scroll to the end for the news update! Chapter 225December 22nd.Time until Phase Two. 40 hours.Carl: Whatever you do, don’t tell her about the potion we take that protects us from the insanity debuff. No matter what. Don’t trust her. Ever. In fact, try not to talk to her at all exce...
Chapter 224 + Title Reveal.
Chapter 224<Note added by Crawler Azin. 17th Edition>Spiders. By the gods, why? In our world, they only exist in myth, but apparently, they’re a real thing and are common in the universe. What sort of nightmare must the Creators have been having to design such a thing? <Note added by Crawler Tin. ...
Chapter 223
Hey everyone. A quick, minor retcon to the previous chapter… We learned that Carl and Donut had received a dozen Size-Up potions from Prepotente after Carl read the book to them, and Donut had used the potion on the bats to determine they weren’t worth flagging. (The potions give the stats of a ...
Chapters 221 and 222
Chapter 221I took a quick glance over my shoulder to make certain there were no fellow crawlers watching, and then I took a step inside the room. My view counter was absolutely spiked, so I knew there was no way I’d get through this without Donut eventually finding out. I sighed and let the sticky...
Chapter 220
Chapter 220Donut gasped. “Hi, Juice Box! I’ll tell Louis we saw you!”“Hello Donut. Hello Carl,” she said. “Gotta talk fast. Experience tells me I have but moments before they swarm the place.” Her gaze turned to Prince Stalwart. Her form shifted, and she turned into a facsimile of the ...
Chapters 218, 219 + DragonCon stuff at the end.
Chapter 218December 15thThree of Six Totems Collected.Time until phase two: eight days.“Carl, do you really think we’ll be able to get around the rules of the tiara?” Donut asked as we stepped outside into the ghommid village. She sat upon Mongo’s back. All around, the strange creatures turn...
Chapters 216-217 + Secret announcement at the end.
If you’re skipping the chapters, skip to the end for a special announcement! Chapter 216Carl: Mordecai, hey, so I’m headed into Club Vanquisher right now. Donut will catch you up on everything that just happened. One of the goddesses we met is sponsored. Eileithyia. She gave us a quest. Her real...
Chapters 214 and 215
Chapter 214<Note added by Crawler Carl, 25th Edition>After all this time, it’s still shocking to me how quickly everything can change.~“No... No,” Anton said.A bolt of lightning crashed through the room, coming from the ceiling. It hit the newly-repaired floor tiles and shattered several...
Chapter 213 and a Dinner Party invite to all patrons
If you're not reading the chapters, skip to the bottom to read about the dinner party thing.Errr, also there's another cliffhanger. Some might think this is even bigger than the last one.Chapter 213<Note added by Crawler Tipid, 4th Edition>I killed my best friend today. I wish I had never ma...
Chapters 211 and 212
Warning: Asshole tier cliffhanger alert.Chapter 211<Note added by Crawler Milk. 6th Edition>I used to make a stew for my whole family. The recipe in itself wasn’t anything special. Rance meat, bone broth, a wild grass that would grow on the leeward side of our island. We’d pray over the cauldron...
Chapters 209 and 210
Hey guys... First off sorry for the slow posting of this. Lots and lots happening behind the scenes. The audiobook for book 5 just came out, plus I had the Rona (for the third time!) plus jury duty plus a million other things. The next chapter after this is mostly written, but I didn't want to m...
Chapters 207 and 208
Chapter 207December 12.Assault begins December 24.Totems in deck: One of Six.Total Cards in current deck: Five.Entering the Mock Battle Arena.Warning: You do not have a full deck.Warning: You have a consumable card in your deck. This card will be lost if used in this arena.Warning: While generated m...
Chapters 205 and 206
Chapter 205After we collected that second card, adding Geraldo the monk seal as our first squad member, we abandoned the coast and started to move into the city in hopes of finding a safe room. It didn’t take long. Donut spotted one a few blocks deeper into the city. This was a less touristy area,...
Chapters 203 and 204
Chapter 203The three newcomers stopped dead when they finally realized who we were. They paused at the edge of the park. They started whispering amongst themselves. I sighed and moved toward them.“Be nice,” I whispered.The two guys were about thirty years old, and I couldn’t tell the age of th...
Chapter 202
Chapter 202Monsters Collected. 0 of 6.The “flag” was a little bigger than my hand, like one of those flags you give to kids to wave at a parade. It was a miniature pair of heart-covered boxers. Not a flag with an image of boxers on it, but an actual pair of heart boxers flying sideways, like the...
What is on the flag?
Each squad on this floor has a unique, system-generated flag. Princess Donut is outraged at the flag that has been generated for her team. What is on this flag? The winning entry will be turned into artwork and an actual flag. If you vote for something dumb (choices one or two, for example) that'...
Chapters 200 and 201
(Apologies for this taking a hot minute. Loot chapters are always extra work + I had to take a week-long unplanned journey to Tucson. I am back now and already working on the next chapter) Chapter 200“Oh man,” I said to Mordecai as we entered the safe room. He sat at the counter with Bomo, the s...
Chapter 199
Part 1. Havana.Chapter 199Welcome, Crawler to the eighth floor. “The Ghosts of Earth.”Time to Level Collapse: 21 Days.Views: 13 septillionFollowers: 331 QuadrillionFavorites: 21 QuadrillionRemaining Crawlers: 38,532Leaderboard rank: 3Bounty: 2,000,000 goldCongrats, Crawler. You have received a P...
Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 6 Prologue. (Chapter 198)
Chapter 198Prologue.Warning: Level Collapse is Imminent.“It’s two gods,” Odette cried. “Get ready!”The twin monstrosities appeared, towering out of the mist like a pair of mountains. One was almost three times the size of the other. She hadn’t been expecting there to be two, but she wasn...
DCC BOOK #5 Complete Book File
You can get it here: https://BookHip.com/VASVHSW if you also want to sign up for my mailing list. Or download one of the attachments. You'll need to get all this before the end of the month. This is FAR from the finished version. There's still a whole typo edit to go over, and I'm going ...
Chapters 195, 196, Epilogue. The End.
WAIT! Did you read chapters 192, 193, 194? They
Chapters 192-194
I'm posting the rest of the chapters, but the files are too big to stick into a single post, so I am going to sticky THIS post. The next post coming up today will be chapters 195-Epilogue.~Chapter 192<Note added by Crawler Carl, 25th Edition>From page four of our planning notes:There’s a big d...
Chapters 186-191
Before we get too excited, this post is just three chapters. I’ve done some hardcore rearranging which completely borked the chapter numbers. The final chapter in the current form is going to be 196, I believe. It will be included in the next update. I will also get everyone who wants a pdf or fil...
Chapters 179 and 180
Chapter 17917 days earlier.“It was glorious,” Quasar said. “Shame how it ended for Remex. They made us study the exit deal he made in school. But the mudskippers cleaned up that season. It was a real windfall. You ask for this spell, and they’ll fall over themselves to give it to you. And yo...
Chapters 177 and 178
Chapter 177<Note added by Crawler Everly, Fifth Edition>My sponsor sent me a box today meant for someone else in my party. And not a crawler, but one of my mercenaries. A spellbook of Hasten Poison. I was quite upset about it. But not five hours later, he used that spell to kill the boss holding the...
